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a short poem for shlongy (713 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.2 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Chinaski (View user info) at 2005-10-25 13:15:20 EDT


What was that vicious look in my eye

When I was an eight-year old boy

I appeared to sense the infinite

As it tossed universal lust into my unrefined, penetrating pupils

I know two eight-year old twin boys now,

Soccer and baseball prodigies

Their gentle, subjugated English farmer father

Takes them on his lap and says "You boys know how much I love you?"

They giggle and hug me hello and goodbye

Their eyes are flat plains of open humor

But when I was eight, my eyes were fathomless chasms

I played no sports, but I read daily

Certainly there is a chemical equation?

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-28 00:19:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

ROFL. You're a totally ugly queer. Man, nerd. No wonder the kids at school ridiculed you
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I'm sure this review was written honestly and not out of retaliation for -2'ing your shitty poem.


Toolkit.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-28 00:22:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:15:54 (#)
Ranking: -1

Goddamnit, I hate being in the minority. Sorry, I thought this was "meh" at best.

__

Worse then "meh", in my opinion.
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I'm sure this review was written honestly and not out of retaliation for me -2'ing your shitty poem.


Toolkit.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everyone puts down the Shlongman, as I have in the past.
I think he is a caustic wit, brighter than most of us
by a country mile. Too bad he plays golf. Bwahahahahaha!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


What the shit?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I SUPPORT THIS POST!!


and the fact that Shlorty has a HUGE mangina!

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:31:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dur

___

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dur
nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dur

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:48:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:44:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

real fuckin' stupid.
----------------------------

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


SMELL THE RETALIATION........

derka derka derka


__

What did you expect me to rate your dumb-shit post, retard?

Also, I notice Shlorty copping my "l'il" usage. Way to copy me, l'il fella. It's the highest form of flattery!

Now if only the highest form you could achieve was above 5"6. Oh well! ha ha.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:44:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

real fuckin' stupid.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


SMELL THE RETALIATION........

derka derka derka

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go till some cowshit, L'il Abner.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Johnny, dedicating this poem to Shlorty was more tongue-in-cheek than anything else... I certainly would never willingly do anything kind for Shlorty. I think he's a pitiful tool of the highest order.

But on another, more fascinating note, have you ever seen a shorter (5"6) guy with a bigger, looser vagina? Back me up on this one, whatthehell. You could park Shlorty next to one of those trees people drive through and have them do a loop-de-loop.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:22:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

"Suck Shlongy's Dick" month was moved to October...didn't you get the memo?
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I think you meant "Finger Shlongy's Vagina".. especially as of late....

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Suck Shlongy's Dick" month was moved to October...didn't you get the memo?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

um, last March was 'Suck Shlongy's Dick' month, so I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait until March 2006 to post shit like this again. Thank you.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright, Lucy, I'll traffic your drugs.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

k that's enuff camping shlorty, ya fuzzy lil fella.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_c001.htm

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W
___

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:27:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.carlspackler.com/verbatim.html

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:27:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.carlspackler.com/verbatim.html
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Brilliant. The Dalai lama story is the shit.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fartsmeller is right ona ll accounts...

Please refrain from posting caddyshack quotes old man Shlongy.
And Chinaski ...(WTF is a chinaski, a pollak wit hslanted eyes and an eggroll?)

Please refrain from, everything.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.carlspackler.com/verbatim.html

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W
___

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:24:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:24:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild
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Is this Caddyshack qutoe review day, old-timer?


Oh, and this post blows my fucking nutsack.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WAIT>>>>>>>>>

That -2 should have been a +2 for the "Double retaliatory -2"

I fooged up, so here ... take a +9

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:21:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Retaliatory -2
---------------

DOUBLE retaliatory -2!!


HA, BEAT THAT FUCKO!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sublime

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Please allow me to be the first to say............

























































SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!

Idiot.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love you, big guy


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