No Porn... (1420 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.33 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2005-10-25 14:43:34 EDT
When there's no porn on Uber:
1) Jerk off into your belly button and break animals' shoulders.
2) Cut off little boys' wieners so they have vaginas and stuff ridiculous amounts of tampons in their snatch.
3) Challenge silverbacks to an ass fisting contest then shoot them in the face with a porcupine.
4) Blame the Asians.
5) Cut off your balls, exchange your testicles for Uranium 235, then fill your sack with nickels and staple it back on.
6) Watch, whack off, and eat the evidence after this: http://www.kompressormusic.com/k-tunak-small.mov
7) Hang posters of planet world over your toilet so the whole wide Earf can watch you masturbate while you poop.
8) Post shit like this post!
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psst Cyst, 6 minutes until the first SPT post of the day, pass it on.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:52:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
you're finally putting your talents to good use
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:46:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
don't +2 your own posts dickhead
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
more ninjas
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 01:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin yeh.
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
laughed my ass off
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It gets my vote. And i'm important.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey electro...did you jeopardize your career by looking at this? Did you get fired for looking at this? If not, I failed my mission, miserably.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did someone forget? (NSFW)
You get a 0 for this because you risk making peoples sorry asses fired.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maria Sharapova saves your terrible pictures plus lack of NSFW tag from the depths of negative ratings hell.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like that girl. Who is she?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'ma gonna lika dis guy!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude. NSFW.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all set to -2 this but the pics made me laugh my dick off.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tommy likey...
Tommy want Wingey.
Nice post--
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What?
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those loads look a little too yellowish. Not enough fruits in your diet!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate a peanut butter sandwich while reading this.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god-awful idiocy