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What heaven looks like, in my mind (1153 hits)

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Rating: 0.54 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Levity (View user info) at 2005-10-25 14:55:57 EDT




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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:28:48 (#)
Ranking: -1

+1 for the pic
-3 for not putting NSFW
+1 because I should have known better.


Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-10-26 05:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this post is a teensy, weensy bit light on the suprise sex and ovarian cancer.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 05:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF?

She's a pretty girl, she's covered up and she's certainly not fat. It's not a very good post mind (needs more humanist debate about existentialism and rape) but it's safe.

Remember Girls: Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-26 05:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hey, at least in heaven you can skate.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


She's fat and ugly.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

+1 for the pic
-3 for not putting NSFW
+1 because I should have known better.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

her tits are far too small

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey DIPSHIT, do you see nipple or cooter?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh...about ten years younger out to do it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

well, she's got a cute face - try to remember the NSFW next time, dipshit

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:01:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Heaven has really small boobs and
some sort of green funk in her Vaj.
I don't want to go there.
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I concur.

That shit looks schwaggish.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What a nice shaved beaver. Where'd you get that pic?

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its MY heaven.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heaven has really small boobs and
some sort of green funk in her Vaj.
I don't want to go there.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When there's porn on Uber I don't have to resort to the shit on my posts. Thank you kind sir.


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