I'm only submissing this because I'm not satisfied with my count of -2's for pointless posts: The ASL post! (1035 hits)
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Submitted by VeniVidiViciousriffs<Viciousriffs.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-25 15:20:44 EDT
Well, here it is, everyone. As per Rad's request (though, admittedly, he did ask it of someone else), I'm posting the ASL post again. Why? Simple, really. I want to pander to your basest impressions of me.
The point here is to create a viable demographic of the users here, finding out who falls into what categories, how many in each area, etc. Feel free to throw in your own items of note or intrigue.
Essentially content free post, by the way. In case you didn't already know.
Here I go:
Justin G. Barkley (aka Viciousriffs)
Born 2/11/81
Male (most days, anyway)
Gainesville, FL for now; Raleigh, NC in just a few days
Interests: swallowing crack rocks off of random whale-depth prostitues; fisting internet strangers; kidney-punching all people I come in contact with; and creating hybridized animals through scientific retardation and crossbreeding.
Favorites:
Color- vomit
Food- whatever I don't vomit back up, most likely
Activities- I think I just detailed those rather well above
Friends- only the ones I create in Lego land
Job- bringing people crappy food for a ridiculous rip off price. Whatever, it pays well
Gender- Whatever, it changes daily
Drug- Whatever, if I can sniff or swallow it off of an AIDS ridden anus, I'm contended
You get the idea, friends. Be creative, be assertive, be honest. All in all, don't be like me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:30:33 EDT (#)
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No, Q, but the post obviously was.
DISHES ARE DONE, DUDE!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submissing?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ASL?
You are a fucking joke.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I believe the crabs were the result of coitus with your family member's rodents.
Or, maybe you should just blame the crab people.
No. No, it's probably this post, what was I thinking?
PS- apollo88, I'm going to introduce you to Katie80. I think you'll get along famously.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This gave me crabs when I read it.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:55:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:48:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not enough coffee yet so here we go...
Jeremy Stewart
03/15/1981
Gaithersburg, MD
Medical Records Analyst """
well there's my new credit card sorted.
You ain't gonna get much, my credit is shot to shit....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:27:26 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:15:36 (#)
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apullo is just mad he is one of us now."""
when you inviting me to vegas fuckface?
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I had thought you would be available the same weekend that teeph was in town for Jimmy Buffet, but I guess I forgot to email you.
crap.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:48:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not enough coffee yet so here we go...
Jeremy Stewart
03/15/1981
Gaithersburg, MD
Medical Records Analyst """
well there's my new credit card sorted.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not enough coffee yet so here we go...
Jeremy Stewart
03/15/1981
Gaithersburg, MD
Medical Records Analyst
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:15:36 (#)
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apullo is just mad he is one of us now."""
when you inviting me to vegas fuckface?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:54:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Piping Engineer, Requisitioning Engineer, Chemical Engineer, depends on the day.
23-Dec-83
I know I am young, but I've got a job and a life.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
We've got oil and things are great in downtown Calgary.
It's all good.
Peace.
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Oh jeeze. Someone told me something else about you Calgary men. Hehe.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apullo is just mad he is one of us now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck/off/die
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-26 06:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-26 00:13:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cheerbear (user info) at 2005-10-26 00:08:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sally (saliva) :)
19/02/1986
Hamilton, Brisbane
Interets: partying, hanging out with my friends, going to the gym.
likes: cockatoos, bacardi
dislikes: dickheads
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cockatoos? Random.
I'm from Hamilton originally too - but in NZ. Pointless fact about me for the day.
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Go the Waratahs. Fuck the chiefs.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-26 00:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cheerbear (user info) at 2005-10-26 00:08:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sally (saliva) :)
19/02/1986
Hamilton, Brisbane
Interets: partying, hanging out with my friends, going to the gym.
likes: cockatoos, bacardi
dislikes: dickheads
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cockatoos? Random.
I'm from Hamilton originally too - but in NZ. Pointless fact about me for the day.
Submitted by cheerbear (user info) at 2005-10-26 00:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sally (saliva) :)
19/02/1986
Hamilton, Brisbane
Interets: partying, hanging out with my friends, going to the gym.
likes: cockatoos, bacardi
dislikes: dickheads
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberpolls: -2.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Daniel Something
19/05/81
Toongabbie NSW
Australia
Come get me Shlongy you homo, ass fisting piece of shit.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kevin
10/22/88
Student/Guitarist/Target worker
AIM: vettesrule88
hit me up bitches!
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-25 22:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I started to post then thinking your birthday was the day after mine, same year and everything. Then I remembered that you crazy Americans put the days and months around the other way so that 2/11/1981 become 11/2/1981. So now...now I just don't know what to think.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-25 21:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ASL?
Old
With your mom, or was that your dad?
Usually in the pooper
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Las Vegas
im a dude
9/79
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:52:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
04/15/1986 (that would make me 19)
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thanks for clearing that up, manda.
none of us can do maths, you know.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am the Walrus, goo goo ga joob (here's another clue for
you all, the Walrus was Paul).
I'm older than your parents. . .
Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've definitely *not* had enough coffee yet- I'm actually doing this:
Phillip Smith
17Jul1976
Between Nashville, TN and Hopkinsville, KY
LAN Application fixer upper/ Post-mortem Network Administrator
ok, lemme have it (standing cruciform)
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, I'm glad you submissed this.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Smells like Bloodhound Gang.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yummy down on this!
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Piping Engineer, Requisitioning Engineer, Chemical Engineer, depends on the day.
23-Dec-83
I know I am young, but I've got a job and a life.
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
We've got oil and things are great in downtown Calgary.
It's all good.
Peace.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52781
Matt J Williamson (aka Williamson)
Born 7/8/87 (that's Aug 7, not July 8 you backwards Americans)
Male
Brisbane, Australia
*sigh* I'm so gonna be cyber-murdered.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Knew you were a kid...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Batman
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
allow me to push this over the edge
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a dick, fatso.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:31:26 EDT (#)
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Throughout the entirety of this submission, I was thinking: What Would Jews Do?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
asl?
I liek teh color blu and walKz on teh beech.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:16:57 EDT (#)
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Oh, and Submissing: Freudian?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:15:24 EDT (#)
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its funny to see the older Uberers tell you how this has been done before so far as I can tell Donkey's was done August of '04, so Uber was roughly around 8-10k users.
So why wouldn't it be relevant now that the place has grown by 12-14k users...oh that's right all the n00bs suck, I forgot.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submissing" is not a word.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I AM THE EGGMAN!!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:10:10 EDT (#)
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Fair enough, Donkey. In my defence, though, I'd never seen that post before.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
done a billion times before
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:00:53 EDT (#)
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MANDAPANDA - Do you know a guy named Sean Bell? Seriously.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:56:48 EDT (#)
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I am Sparticus
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42032
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure, why the hell not.
04/15/1986 (that would make me 19)
Sex: Female
Location: Plymouth, MA for now, and then Niagara University, NY soon.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm the anti-christ, oh wait, no that's my girlfriend.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kent Brockman
Springfield, xxx
11/24/62
News Anchor
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am the King of Rock, there is none higher
Sucka MC's should call me Sire
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Sparticus
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well, where shall I begin?.....My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
Submitted by JusticeSocks (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Sparticus.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Sparticus.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crash Davis
10/22/53
Minor League Baseball Manager
A little about me: I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Peter Lafluer
Intercourse, PA
I run a small Gym.
9/29/87
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers to the 1981 Playas.
11/13/81 here.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I only read the first line. and I pity you for some reason.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
When you move to Raleigh I'll have to hit you up when I'm in town. Drinks all around.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Strange. My bday is 2-9-81. And I went to Columbia High School senior year, lived in Ft. White (If you're in Gainesville you know where I'm talking about).