Rage (772 hits)
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Submitted by Marquis (View user info) at 2005-10-25 20:04:49 EDT
I'm angry.
Angrier than when I posted this rant http://www.ubersite.com/m/74775 Angrier than I can remember being in quite a fucking long time.
I allowed a fantastic night to be ruined by a pair of twats because despite all my training, I'm still too nice to fight.
Well fuck that for a game of motherfucking soldiers. When tommorow dawns (or technically, later on today, when the sun comes up), a new Marquis awakes. One who has finally lost patience with playing Mr Nice Guy and trying to get along with everyone.
No more of this inane bullshit. Next time some fucker annoys me, they get it in the neck. Depending on the level of annoyance, that could become more literal than metophorical. You know that no matter how big or strong or fat a guy is, a correctly-applied punch to the throat (preferably ippon-ken style) will stop them dead?
Pussyfooting is a thing of the past, as is pandering. Fuck you all until you prove yourselves to me. Fuck the world until it proves itself to me. I have the means, merely not the will. From this instant forward some motherfuckers better duck&fucking cover, because the will is there, hanging over a pit of white-hot coals.
You think you're fucking safe? Then stay that way and stay the fuck out of my way unless you plan on helping me. Or you'd better be ready to go fucking searching for you teeth.
And don't give me any of this 'drunk post' shit. I know how hammered I am. And now I'm off to beat the whimpering piss out of my punch bag until the agression subsides enough for me to sleep.
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you have fantastic numchuk skills.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BREAKING NEWS!!!!--Star Wars Geek gets mad and shakes his limp dick at the world!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, good luck with that. I hope you are successful with you throat-punching escapades next time you're annoyed. But I doubt anyone who uses the term "pussyfooting" in a rant is going to last long in a barfight.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-25 22:46:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by marowak (user info) at 2005-10-25 22:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-25 22:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-25 21:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're about as tough as my dick after I release my liquid love in your sister's shithole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-25 21:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I'm so fucking scared I just shit my pants. But it ain't
no loss. It's your lunch for tomorrow!! Dickhead. . .
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...you're scary...no really you are.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never been more scared of a non-specific threat on an anonymous internet forum in my entire life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for this newsflash, Walter fucking Cronkite.
Submitted by marowak (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:15:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/47774
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47775
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares? Everybody gets mad.
Hey, I have this really cool anger reliever: Take a big, long, serrated steak knife, and jam in between your eye sockets. Try it, it gives you a funny feeling. No, seriously.
-2 Go away.