A Quiet Dinnertime Conversation (522 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.83 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jack aholic <theshadypeach2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-25 23:08:34 EDT
I open the door and was greeted by a gust of cold, stagnant air. I come to face to face with Emily, a girl with a double D cup and blonde hair. That dumb blonde, the one who's good for porking and not much else. The only time I actually enjoy her company is when i'm thrusting my hips into her hearing her moan. Worked her for hours, until she she was panting and too tired to continue... basically killed her in bed.
"Hey. How're you feeling?"
She keeps her smile on her face, like she's wearing a mask. She might as well be with all the makeup on.
"Hello?" I wave my hand in front of her face. I try to catch her attention but she barely pays any attention. I hate being ignored. I ask again, my patience fleeting "How was your day?"
Her grin is unphased. And she just stares back emptily.
I hate women. They're all fake, manipulating bitches. Nothing more than cheap whores, sucker for a guy with a car. Just look at at her bloody smile. It's her fucking disguise. she's hiding behind that rat-poison injected, plastic face of hers because she'd prefer to stab me behind my bank rather than say shit to my face. I'd bet that she would've told all
But i know she's not.
They're all barbie dolls, mass produced, cut open and filled with plastic to look good. That fake smile that makes me fucking crazy. Permanently stuck in that fake expression. I used to rip off the heads of my sister's barbie dolls and stomp on them to get them to cry. But they'd still smile back, even with shoe treads tattoed on their faces and crushed skulls. They still give me maddening smile.
"You feel like eating at dinner tonight?"
She still has that uncomfortable smile. I bet she's going to drop a bomb on me and backstab me. Like all the other ungrateful bitches. After all
And I laugh out loud, snapping my fingers. I forgot... I DID kill her in bed the last night. I had a sharpened titanium butcher knife, the one with and gave a single clean cut as she was squealing like a pig in bed. OINK OINK OINK. the slutty pig whore, didn't even see the blade coming. I smile again. I didn't even have to hack at her throat a second time. My blade wedged itself between the disks in her neck, slicing her head clean off in one stroke. Guess I've been getting better with practice. First few times she was still able to scream after three or four cuts. Must've partied so hard I forgot. I chuckle again at my own bad memory. Never was good at remembering things.
I hear my stomach growl and realize I'm hungry.
I shove, or roll, her head to the side of the fridge to look for the sandwich meats in the back. I only find bread and a salad.
I notice that the bowl of salad under her head has been gathering her dripping blood by the bucketful. Sauce continued to leak through the metal grill and onto my dog dish. Cheap vinaigrette. I search around for some chicken slices or something. No meat.
I close the refrigerator door.
"Damn...Out of bacon" I say to myself, in a tone of dejection. I look around the kitchen for some other red meat, but then gave up and sat in front of the TV to watch Friends. Finishing her salad, I realize I'm still hungry. I get a bright idea.
"Now where did I leave her body?"
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting...
Submitted by theshadypeach (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:51:06 EDT (#)
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Yeah it's pretty cliche. Kind of in honor of being october and all.
Submitted by safeway_security (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:50:20 EDT (#)
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"behind my bank"
a good story, but you sort of lost it near the end. you also got alot of lemonparty posts. congrats
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-10-26 04:39:27 EDT (#)
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Nice twist, but this hack, slash, "i-hate-women" thing is well-tilled soil.
Submitted by theshadypeach (user info) at 2005-10-26 03:52:23 EDT (#)
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I was toying with the idea of making him a little crazier, as in having obvious glaring mental problems apparent from the narrative, but i decided that would be too hard to follow. You can spot the jump in the middle that i was going to toy with. i deleted a part of the paragraph, but then decided not to go along with it. It's a mistake.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-26 01:48:25 EDT (#)
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You should all know by now that degreeless is back.
P.S. Is this post missing sentences etc on purpose?
Submitted by theshadypeach (user info) at 2005-10-26 00:04:45 EDT (#)
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JESUS why the fuck did you have to put that link there. Bastard.
Old man gay pr0n...avoid!
....that is unless you're into that stuff.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-26 00:03:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:36:08 (#)
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Submitted by marowak (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:26:56 (#)
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You son of a bitch!
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:36:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by marowak (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:26:56 (#)
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http://www.elderlycarecenter.org
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You son of a bitch!
Submitted by marowak (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:26:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.elderlycarecenter.org