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I Dare You To Forget The Marks I Left Across Your Back. (351 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.5 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Drop It Like It's Disgusting<likeafallingbomb.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-26 01:50:50 EDT

This is the most inspirational thing since "My Heroine".

I always had this good idea about people and thier cars. Everyones had at least one shithead in your car that annoys the fuck out of you. They change your radio without asking, put thier feet on the windows, complain about past experiences, and worst of all - they are a backseat (or passenger seat) driver. If I was Henry Ford's grandson's best friends cousin, I would've been quick to invent a "passenger release" button rather than an air purifer for cars, or a magic button that lets you adjust your side mirrors from the inside instead of sticking your hand out of the window manual style. It would be so simple, you press the button and boom - your annoying best friends sister flies out of your car, chair and all, into the big hazy oblivion. It would resemble something modern day pilots use when thier plane's sky-rocketing open fields in a wave of red death more frequently known as fire. I can imagine my advertisement for this cool little gadget -

"Getting tired of that pesky passenger fucking up your car? Show them who's boss and send them to the moon!"

I would have to hire George Forman or Randy Moss to get the American population to coinside with my new little sense of population control.

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Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I admit: I chuckled.

Car seats are goddamn expensive though. I'll be damned if I'm ejecting $500 worth of seating out the window because of some dumbass bleached blonde hitchhiker.