But We All Experimented in College: Cocaine (3971 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2005-10-26 07:37:05 EDT
--In Clark County, an adult establishment is not allowed to serve alcoholic drinks where there are fully nude dancers. Thus, in the 18 and older clubs you can get a face full of quim whereas in the 21 and older club you get to see tits and a g-string
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"There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out." - Sam Kinison
Your first year at University should be a time of finding yourself: of experimenting with social and personal norms to etch out your personal limits and life experiences. Many people will use "But I was in college at the time" as a justification for bad behavior, and I am no exception to this. In my 18th year, I experienced cocaine for the first and last time.
After the end of classes in May, I was making a habit of going over to my friend John's apartment every few days to drink some beers and enjoy the Las Vegas party scene. Usually we managed to get about ten of our closest friends over to get wasted, smoke cigarettes, hang out, and if we were lucky, we got, erm, lucky. This evening John's roommate Jeremy arrived home from the job with a co-worker of his, Tom.
After sitting around for about an hour drinking shitty domestic beer and shooting the breeze, Tom pulls out this glass vial and sets it down on the table. He explains that he likes to buy about three grams of cocaine every Friday when he gets paid so he can party through the weekend. Tom goes about his business setting up lines, and asks me if I want to try one. Purely out of scientific curiosity and for this reason only, I agreed to partake in this drug for the first time, to see what all the talk was all about, you understand. John and Jeremy opted to refrain from this noble experiment.
Tom set up a short thin line on the glass tabletop and explained that I was to take a dollar bill out of my wallet and roll it up so I could use it as a straw, because if I burst like a dam he didn't want to lose a buck. I manipulated the bill and placed the end into my right nostril as I leant over the fine white pulverulence and promptly exhaled through my nose, blowing the Bolivian marching powder this way and that. Tom laughed, explained that he expected me to do that and that was the reason my line was so skimpy. Tom proceeded to gather the dust I spread around the table with his credit card, and made me a normal sized line. I was expected to actually get it into my nose this time, or "I will cut you". I'm not sure if he was joking or not.
In quick and rub your nose there you go head up and back and wait
You taste it before anything else happens. It doesn't really hurt your nose like that salt you snorted when you were ten years old because you saw it in an "R" rated movie, but rather leaves a not altogether unpleasant chemical taste dripping down in the back of your throat. Then it hits you. Your heart rate increases, you become more sociable; smoking that cigarette and talking about complete nonsense now are the most interesting things you can possibly do with your time. You are now, by benefit of the drug, the most interesting and terrific guy you know, talking about interesting and terrific things with interesting and terrific people all around you.
Time passes. Jeremy decides he is finished drinking and goes off to bed. John, Tom, and I decide that it would be completely interesting and terrific if we went to the most upscale strip joint in town, Club Paradise. (Ed. Note: during the late 1990s Club Paradise was the best strip club in Las Vegas. Today it is a toss up between Treasures and Scores)
We arrive at the topless club. Being the only one in our group under 21 years of age, I rely on my good looks (and my Jim Morrisonesque beard) to enter, and I head straight for the bar.
Being the interesting and terrific guy I was that night, I sauntered up to the bar and ordered myself a Brandy Alexander. I know what you are thinking, who drinks a milk laced drink after all that piss weak beer and the at least gram of cocaine I had put into my nose, but I was consciously emulating John Lennon, who I had seen a documentary on previously that day that explained that he liked to drink nothing but Brandy Alexander when on a binge. It was the most interesting and terrific and all around great thing I could possibly do prior to watching the naked girls dance on stage.
Tom and John lose themselves in the vast expanses of this temple of money and sex. I am enjoying my drink whilst sitting in an extremely comfortable chair halfway between the bar and the main stage. While sipping my drink, a beautiful exotic girl approaches and plants herself on my lap. Her name is Persia, she is olive skinned with long curly black hair. The aroma of Vanilla Musk fills my head as we dicker an arrangement for our mutual benefit: hers financial, mine physical. The aether of her scent, that stripper vanilla mixed with clean sweat, swirled around my head lifting me off back into my mind, my drug addled brain where the doors of perception slowly creaked open.
Senior year at the Las Vegas Academy of Performing Arts. I was taking an AP course in English, and I remember being a fairly popular young man, but there were just some people that looked down at me. I came from the wrong side of the tracks, I was too poor, I was trash to these rich little daddies little bitches, and there was one in particular who I absolutely hated. Eva sat two chairs down from me, and I would time to time make polite conversation. One day I had gotten as far as to ask her out, and she made it clear that I was beneath her, and that I was completely uninteresting and far from terrific. I was upset that I would never experience her alluring body; never know what was behind her mysterious dark eyes. I was extremely angry at the manner at which I had been treated, but quickly recovered, justifying her bad behavior as that which is typical of the dance majors at the Academy. My ego bruised, I wish I was a better man for it, but I harbor resentment for spoiled bitches to this day.
Flash Forward
My head snapped up from where it was rolling around on my shoulders like a lazy dreidel, and I stared down at where this bump and grind artist was manipulating my member through my slacks. I placed a finger under her chin and tilted her head up until my gaze locked on to hers. I spoke one word: Eva. I felt her body tense up and her eyes took on a quality of a doe crossing a road at night in front of oncoming traffic. I told her where I remembered her from, and wish I had asked her how it felt to be selling her body to somebody so beneath; I unfortunately, like so many other people in life, suffer from esprit de l'escalier in situations such as these. I handed the agreed upon recompense to the dancer and shortly thereafter left the club with my friends.
Later, back at the apartment John had gone off to sleep, leaving Tom and myself to finish what remained of the cocaine. After many lines, and at least one bloody nose later, I drove myself home at approximately 8:00am, where I cleaned my bathroom, then went to sleep.
User Reviews
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2008-03-16 16:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poop
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-01-04 08:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a great post. It still is, really.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-27 17:24:39 EST (#)
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how did I miss this gem?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:39:29 EST (#)
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what do you think rad?
(bear in mind all criticisms such as this are often completely wrong - history is full of great works of art that were condemened by friends etc)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:08:04 EST (#)
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now that post rocks the house
there's none of this 'i'm now going to share a wittily amusing anecdote of my mispent youth with you all' air to it at all. not one fucking bit!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:48:57 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/72227 - massage whore
and yes, I could have done better with that flashback paragraph
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:41:56 EST (#)
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the structure of this also confuses me, timeline etc
of course, i am quite sozzled
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:39:32 EST (#)
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rad, in the interests of cunt action, could you link me to a post of yours about gettign a dick rub from a whore somewhere? i think the narrator turned nasty half way through it?
i remeber it struck me as having plenty of immediacy and the power to suprise and provoke thought
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:54:15 EST (#)
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how uninteresting and not altogether teriffic
perhaps another few lines prior to writing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:53:29 EST (#)
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the problem is that is how I think
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:50:36 EST (#)
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of experimenting with social and personal norms to etch out your personal limits and life experiences
i don't like this. it reminds me of something in poxy uni text book or a corporate personal awareness course pamphlet
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:47:43 EST (#)
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re the wordiness, this is someting i harp on about periodically
there is this view on uber that by using big words and writing in an 'educated' sort of way you are producing 'quality'
in the uber context, i suppose being able to write grammatically and with big words in sensibly moderated sentences IS rather exceptional.
but in my view, the 'intelligent' syle doesn't often work that well - unless the content somehow justifies it or provides some sort of contrast.
satan and child and whacko and brandy willing, i will try and demonstrate what i mean
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:42:17 EST (#)
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you can't use THUS in that way
you can't use THUS in that way
you can't use THUS in that way
you are assuming some kind of knowledge i think
are you saying that in bars with booze there is no nudity, but in underage 'clubs' there is?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:05:01 EST (#)
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--In Clark County, an adult establishment is not allowed to serve alcoholic drinks where there are fully nude dancers. Thus, in the 18 and older clubs you can get a face full of quim whereas in the 21 and older club you get to see tits and a g-string
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this is kind of a preamble, not really part of the story. Just slight background information that is completely unnecessary for the rest of the story.
I just wanted to use the word 'quim' somewhere.
Adult Establishment = stripclub. Some are fully nude, some are topless only. It depends on if they serve alcoholic drinks.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:55:32 EST (#)
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I really like to give a pseudo-intellectual experience.
thus the big words.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:42:10 EST (#)
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withkout having read the whole thing yet, this seems to use too many big words for this kind of anecdotal thing.
i wqould prefer someting more like:
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:14:53 EST (#)
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not that fuckig para, the first one about clerk county!
and before i go any further, i have to check somethign
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:05:57 EST (#)
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how about
A person's first year at University should be a time of finding oneself: of experimenting with social and personal norms to etch out your personal limits and life experiences. New friends made, old friends lost; truly idealistic beliefs and actions arise in the youth away from home for the first time. More to the point, certain experimentations with socially deviant behavior will occur. Many people will use "But I was in college at the time" as a justification for bad behavior, and I am no exception to this. In my 18th year, I experienced cocaine for the first and last time.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 04:54:34 EST (#)
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excellent to see a CUNT resurgence.
the first para sucks. there's some kind of interesting premise ykou're getting at, and i can sort of understand, but it is not logical. you might need and extra sentence to explain exactly what you are tryihn to say.
maypbe it's clear to seppos, but not neceassrily for those of us in God's Country.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-30 17:51:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:32:03 (#)
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Sounds like a fun time.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:57:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-10-30 15:34:26 EST (#)
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Good story.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:32:04 EDT (#)
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aww fuck man, I havn't touched class A's in over six months and between my recent posts, this, Watching Human Traffic last night and it being payday on a Friday - I see too many reasons to ignore to go get fucked up tonight.
thanks.
cunt.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:48:08 EDT (#)
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Oh mAN. sO fddtiu drunk right noe.w Went to a bar,. BNACVKPAKERS
Lucktyiulr found my girflriend. But i was about to fliter with abitheor chick but dhse wasn;rt my gf. dos not good idea. But ok because met my gifrlgfrindr do cool2@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I met msznauy korean ajns japo bitches many good times. But got girldfierends so fdo nothing.
Tomroww big party
Lotsof fjun,.
Want to go. Qwooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Night uber,,''
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:46:22 EDT (#)
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Oh mAN. sO fddtiu drunk right noe.w Went to a bar,. BNACVKPAKERS
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:37:02 EDT (#)
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so what, uh, do you have to say?
for general knowledge purposes, of course.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-10-27 06:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:49:58 (#)
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Shit, I'd LOVE to try cocaine. Out of all the drugs I've studied, it seems like the most fun.
But, living amongst the backwards, podunk, Midwesterners you can't find it. I've asked all my less-than-desirable aquaintances too. If you want methamphetamines, it flows like water here.
I won't do meth. Scary stuff. Which is funny because I used to pop ephedra like it was candy (before the nazi FDA took it away).
I'd love to find a kid on Aderall and shake him/her down for their drugs.
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Woo! I'm on Adderall XR and it kicks the ass of any other drug I've taken in comparison. You can get it so easily even though it's a CII drug(highest class which basically means the FDA watches that shit cuz there's a high risk of psychological and physical dependence and it can fuck with your mind). I know a girl who gets it from her doctor(along with RX. diet pills which is a bad combo) because she wants to be a model so she's basically always on diet pills and diets even though she's super skinny and definately doesn't have ADD. Anyway, my point is that it's a lot easier to get than antibiotics if you know what to say.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 03:13:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:49:39 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:46:00 (#)
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I'd stick with the British ectasy at a couple quid a pop. """
yeah, can't get 'em though.
Not ones i'd trust anyway.
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YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND! ECSTACY COMES WITH FUCKING HAPPY MEALS.
Great story Rad, well worth the linkwhore.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:33:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:35:29 EDT (#)
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She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:16:23 EDT (#)
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Wow- you did many lines your first time, then never touched it again? That's unusual for both reasons.
Halloween time always reminds me of coke.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:18:16 EDT (#)
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Cocaine is the greatest thing ever!
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:44:11 EDT (#)
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What can I say, I live in the Mexico-Texas border; know your source, know the effects
http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/cocaine/cocaine.shtml
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:08:40 EDT (#)
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DrunkChimpanzee, you can also get it online wiht no prescription here http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/adhd/l/bl_buyadderall.htm
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:05:37 EDT (#)
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Good story. Coke is fun and I never really got the addicted side of it. It's really good when you mix it with H, speedball baby!
Submitted by DrunkChimpanzee (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:04:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:49:58 (#)
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Shit, I'd LOVE to try cocaine. Out of all the drugs I've studied, it seems like the most fun.
But, living amongst the backwards, podunk, Midwesterners you can't find it. I've asked all my less-than-desirable aquaintances too. If you want methamphetamines, it flows like water here.
I won't do meth. Scary stuff. Which is funny because I used to pop ephedra like it was candy (before the nazi FDA took it away).
I'd love to find a kid on Aderall and shake him/her down for their drugs.
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Bah, meth is better than coke any day of the week. TYou get so much more bang for your buck with meth.
Anyway, if you want Adderall, all you do is go to the doctor, start fidgeting like a nutcase, explain that you keep spacing out at work / school and you forget things a lot and you're wondering if you might have ADD. Read up on the symptoms online cuz he'll probably give you a quiz. If he offers Strattera, say no, because it made your friend impotent (one of the nastier side effects, along with "painful erection" Bloody poop is another good one to mention). Usually though, the first choice is Ritalin or Adderall so there ya go, you're good.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:53:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:24:44 EDT (#)
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug! ~ Rick James, bitch
I've done coke a few times, I've even sold it a few times. It is the white devil. I like it, it is a great 'pick-me-up' on a day when you are going out but not in the mood. I use it in moderation, or else it gets expensive real fast...
Submitted by OnEdge (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:01:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:49:58 (#)
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Shit, I'd LOVE to try cocaine. Out of all the drugs I've studied, it seems like the most fun.
But, living amongst the backwards, podunk, Midwesterners you can't find it. I've asked all my less-than-desirable aquaintances too. If you want methamphetamines, it flows like water here.
I won't do meth. Scary stuff. Which is funny because I used to pop ephedra like it was candy (before the nazi FDA took it away).
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FYI, you do know that ephedrINE HCL is readily available, right? Better than ephedra, in any case.
Ahh, the nasal drip, the slightly medicinal taste, the rush, the....shit, gotta stop.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:00:20 EDT (#)
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"Then I cleaned my bathroom"... Ha ha ha ha. That stuffs too addictive for my personality. I'll never touch it again because it made me feel on top of the world.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:50:09 EDT (#)
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Instead of this, you could've been participating in D-Prime Madness, Round 2.
Good call: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77787
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:43:57 EDT (#)
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Gee whiz, ain't that just the bestest!
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:32:35 EDT (#)
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I'd nominate this for +3 if you hadn't given her any money for her time.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:20:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:23:43 (#)
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I never touched the stuff. You did answer most of my questions about it here.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:28:28 EDT (#)
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I'm so glad that phase is over
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:23:52 EDT (#)
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Done a lot of it in my day.
Cocaine = White Devil
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:00:29 EDT (#)
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"The aether of her scent, that stripper vanilla mixed with clean sweat, swirled around my head lifting me off back into my mind, my drug addled brain where the doors of perception slowly creaked open." - Absolutely beautiful. Describing a stripper with "clean sweat" is perfect.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:55:24 EDT (#)
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So glad I never touched the stuff...or any illicit drugs for that matter.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:49:58 EDT (#)
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Shit, I'd LOVE to try cocaine. Out of all the drugs I've studied, it seems like the most fun.
But, living amongst the backwards, podunk, Midwesterners you can't find it. I've asked all my less-than-desirable aquaintances too. If you want methamphetamines, it flows like water here.
I won't do meth. Scary stuff. Which is funny because I used to pop ephedra like it was candy (before the nazi FDA took it away).
I'd love to find a kid on Aderall and shake him/her down for their drugs.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:45:39 EDT (#)
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Good relation of the experience.
Cocaine is far from worth it, though.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:32:03 EDT (#)
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Sounds like a fun time.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:28:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:13:13 EDT (#)
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Wow, this was great. It brought back memories.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:54:59 EDT (#)
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Good post. Brings back memories of babbling, drinking and smoking too much.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:59:00 (#)
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I used to love doing blow. Now, since I'm old and lame, I won't touch anything that interferes with my sleep.
Nice story. It brought back some fun memories.
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<insert inevitable comment about Berty's phalus 'blow' gag here>
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:48:19 EDT (#)
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the adderall is just as illegal as cocaine if you don't have a prescription.
Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:31:41 EDT (#)
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THe problem with coke is that all that interesting and fascinating stuff you're saying is usually pretty boring or awful. I tried once, got in an argument in a room full of black guys about usage of the word "nigger", and that was that.
Adderall is way better (and way legal).
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:23:43 EDT (#)
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I never touched the stuff. You did answer most of my questions about it here.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:23:07 EDT (#)
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Interesting and terrific.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:17:37 EDT (#)
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Interesting. The thought of coke is appealing, but I'm too chicken shit to try it.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:12:12 EDT (#)
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Terrific
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:04:12 EDT (#)
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Never did coke. My tachycardia would never let me live thru it. I stuck with the unprocessed happy drugs in my youth. And as for the stripper/bitchy little student? Karma's a bitch and it looks like you caught the upperhand on that one. Nicely written, Rad.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:59:00 EDT (#)
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I used to love doing blow. Now, since I'm old and lame, I won't touch anything that interferes with my sleep.
Nice story. It brought back some fun memories.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:55:30 EDT (#)
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Good story.
I like cocaine.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:47:39 EDT (#)
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Not to be critical because I did enjoy this story, mid way through you lost me with a flashback? I never have experimented with anything stronger than pot,hash, and opium (my fav)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:43:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:11:59 (#)
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had I told you about my foot troubles?
Also I seem to have no short term memory, even though my long term is photographic.
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Big blokes always have foot trouble. I bet Barny has foot trouble as well because he's hoooge as well.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:29:32 EDT (#)
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The only unhealthy number of dogs is 0.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:24:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:12:59 EDT (#)
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and I only have six dogs.
in a small apartment.
but four of them are Meeper McMeepersons.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:11:59 EDT (#)
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had I told you about my foot troubles?
Also I seem to have no short term memory, even though my long term is photographic.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:10:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:59:52 (#)
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I really wish i had your life.
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You don't really, the man has foot trouble and an unhealthy number of dogs.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:03:14 EDT (#)
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Definitely well written.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:59:52 EDT (#)
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I really wish i had your life.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:57:51 EDT (#)
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excelent
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:56:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:53:22 EDT (#)
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I just ran out of sunflower seeds.
I have noticed that sunflower seeds make my tounge go numb after about six hours of chewing on them.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:52:19 EDT (#)
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I would recommend you see ol' spammie boy for a hook up, but upon reading his stories, I wouldn't try any drugs from the people he knows.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:49:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:46:00 (#)
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I'd stick with the British ectasy at a couple quid a pop. """
yeah, can't get 'em though.
Not ones i'd trust anyway.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:46:37 EDT (#)
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What an ace night.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:46:00 EDT (#)
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I'd stick with the British ectasy at a couple quid a pop.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 07:44:33 EDT (#)
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I gotta chill on the coke.
This weekend will be my last hurrah though before I move to yankland.
4gs en route.
bit expensive when you think about it £160 before you even get out.
good post.