Camwhore (1380 hits)
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Submitted by CHR15 (View user info) at 2005-10-26 09:20:20 EDT
Apparently the bird does not die after penetration...
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-26 17:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ZING!
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look a lot like Pee Wee Herman. You type with one hand in the public library, don't you?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey hey... A pair of tits!
I know it's not really a tit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice earrings hahahahahha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
zoolander or simply gay?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-16 21:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
interesting to put a face with a name.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-30 15:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:32:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
I wish I didn't know this.
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Harsh for you, I can lend you a fountain pen to gouge out your eyes, demolition man style.
+ More hits please.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 porkchop hair
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I wish I didn't know this.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:29:14 (#)
Ranking: -1
You should cum in your hair less
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Maybe you would prefer it in your face fag?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You should cum in your hair less.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, i hate you.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Wanker was better than "Told you I was black"
I wouldn't waste a porkchop in that fashion...
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What do you comb your hair with? A pork chop?
Get out. Cool bird.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's with the file name?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanker is right.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is that a tongue or some major DSL?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quaker State called, they wanted thier entire storage reserve back.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch out, there is a big bug on
your shoulder.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 12:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:12:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah crap, we have a chav.
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*A partially educated chav. With a parrot.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiny parrot on shoulder = auto +2
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah crap, we have a chav.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:36:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
Jungle, Grime or buying a blue underlight for your nova =)
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he he
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe cut back on the gel
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cute
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Travelline costs must be included.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75040
be there.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very generous, I'll see you at the next American Ubercon.
Cash upfront.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
$15 minus the cost of said baster.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How much do I get?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do ya!
with a turkey baster.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Student is the new black don't you know
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:55:20 EDT (#)
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Cheekbones of the greek gods one might say.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:50:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a student. I work for Hertfordshire Highways, ensuring the roads of said mighty county are smooth and well graded so as to ensure the derriers of our many celebs are kept well formed and photo ready.
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I don't believe you, you look like a student.
Then again a student wouldn't be able to keep a pet, although not for the want of trying no doubt.
hmm....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:49:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:39:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the same eyebrows as me. Isn't that weird?
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You have similar cheekbones, too.
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Not much higher praise than that, my cheeks are awesome.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're hot, but who's the nana in the jumper with the cheap earring?
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HAHAHA!
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe we are related? I feel a tearjerking reunion followed by a hollywood blockbuster coming on.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a student. I work for Hertfordshire Highways, ensuring the roads of said mighty county are smooth and well graded so as to ensure the derriers of our many celebs are kept well formed and photo ready.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:39:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the same eyebrows as me. Isn't that weird?
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You have similar cheekbones, too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody students and wacky baccy.
What are you studying then?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chillllllll Wiiinston.
Use the fucking gate, dats what its there for.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where did you get yours Berty?
No I told it "If you squeal to anyone I'll get you" He whistles though.
His name is winston, I am teaching hi to say "chiill Wiiinstoon" and also how to roll a joint.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, if that bird could talk.
Can that bird talk?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the same eyebrows as me. Isn't that weird?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yesssssssssss, I live in the GHETTO, coming straight outa' WGC.
Also It would be a blue neon for my Puma (no I'm not a hair dresser)
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jungle, Grime or buying a blue underlight for your nova =)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You live in Welwyn Garden City?
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you've got pretty lips...and I'm feeling a bit tense...little help?
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Not after last time... I want the cash up front.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:32:43 EDT (#)
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I'm 21 although I'm not completely toilet trained yet. Sorry I don't have boobs Oz.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:31:32 EDT (#)
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you've got pretty lips...and I'm feeling a bit tense...little help?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you old enough to be toilet trained yet?
Stupid camwhores, if you're going to do one, at least put some content in it. Unless of course you're female and smaller than an Atlantic Blue whale, then camwhore away.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pirates all have dirty willies and bumholes full of seamen.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfortunately I don't get up to much swashbuckeling (is that how you spell it?) in Welwyn Garden City. The wenches are not up to much either...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
evil people and PIRATES!!! I knew it! You're a pirate!!!
Welcome to +2's for life.
Nice hair.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're hot, but who's the nana in the jumper with the cheap earring?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never claimed not to be evil!
What do you mean pet?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Verging on chav....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only evil people have birds as pets.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look completely untrustworthy.