Explaining the complex needs of men (579 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.72 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by safeway_security (View user info) at 2005-10-26 11:11:22 EDT
Sex, TV, Alcohol
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Submitted by Vorknkx (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My eyes feel raped for reading this.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't forget sex...
oh, you already said that
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Deconstructing the complex needs of men. http://www.ubersite.com/m/59387
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean it. Fuck you.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you for making me accidentally give you a 0.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"It couldn't really be that bad, could it?" Cadrach though upon viewing the link marked with a -1.88 rating. "If it were truly terrible, it would be a solid -2, right?"
Moving his cursor to hover over the link he had a brief moment's terror that perhaps the reason for the posts extremely low rating was that it failed to contain a needed "NSFW" label, but it was too late to stop now, his finger was already clicking the button.
Inwardly, Cadrach crossed mental fingers and prayed to several Hindu deities. "Please don't let it be NSFW, please don't let it be NSFW."
In the end, everything turned out as he should have expected, the post was not NSFW, but it really was as 'that bad.'
The End.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What would you know?
Submitted by theshadypeach (user info) at 2005-10-26 12:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the fag you are
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 12:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 12:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There once was a man from Bel-Air,
who was banging a chick on a stair,
when the bannister broke,
he quickened his stroke,
and he finished her off in mid-air.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not much use to me alive are you Turkish?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:19:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
My rectum produces more quality than this. """
mmmmmm katie's rectum....
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck yourself in the ear with a swizzlestick.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, wiping sperm from his chin:
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever thought of purchasing a home vasectomy kit?
Maybe you should.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best evaaar! Good work.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!! YOU ARE BOTH CLEVER AND ORIGINAL!!!!
+2!!!!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should have thought twice before clicking "hook me up" on this one.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My rectum produces more quality than this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
HAR HAR HAR!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gratuitous violence too...which comprises your public execution
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck! This is the most original thing I've ever read!!!!11!1!1!1!1!!!111!1
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck, off, twat