Could THIS be love?? (1029 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.14 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-10-26 13:28:20 EDT
Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:06:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
Shlongy and Caul, although gay men, are not trying to insinuate that I've done something.
So fuck Happypants and ShadowFax and any other gay fucking alters he has.
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Shadowfax wax an alter? Thank God, I was worried that there really was someone that rotton in the world.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:45:34 EDT (#)
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Shadowfax got banned because you are a fucking whinging loser, Mofo. Get off the fucking internet for 5 minutes. Your little shenanigans are not innovative or interesting, they are just lame and depressing.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:43:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:06:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
Shlongy and Caul, although gay men, are not trying to insinuate that I've done something.
So fuck Happypants and ShadowFax and any other gay fucking alters he has.
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Yeah, Like NRA, JohnHutch, Glasscock, and all the other ones that expose their identity everytime they turn up on a post.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:39:04 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck let you back in here?
At least Shlongy will have someone to beat off over again, isn't that right Pinocchio?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Seen better"
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
crap
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:20:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:25:13 (#)
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Am I the only muthafucka that remembers that Muskrat Love was the song that brought about the demise of the vegtables in "Attack of the Killer Tomato's"??
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Get out. I have that movie (the old and the new version) and no memory of Captain and Freaking T. I Will check. That's way too surreal to forget, maybe i was otherwise involved.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
honest rating
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:25:13 EDT (#)
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Am I the only muthafucka that remembers that Muskrat Love was the song that brought about the demise of the vegtables in "Attack of the Killer Tomato's"??
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:05:12 (#)
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SHLONGY??
Just give me a sympathy +2 or I'll kick you in the neck!
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+2 since he didn't, & since my lame rhyme even made me cringe.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:18:19 EDT (#)
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What the hell WhatTheHell?!
Nibbling her clit, watching sleaze, Sam says to Suzie
"Bitch let me bust that booty."
Suzie says "yes nail me hard" pretend I'm Judy.
Now he's hittin her musky spot,
Giving her all he's got,
His cock is more than just a lot,
And anything goes as they wriggle,
But Sue starts to giggle: "Sam gets out the cam and
Pull my hair. Damn muskrat I'm almost there."
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:54:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:52:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently my keyboard is missing an "i" and a "u".
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Now THAT was funny, old man!!
how's that "combover" doing?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently my keyboard is missing an "i" and a "u".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make me laugh and I'll gve you a +2.
It just won't be in THIS fcking post.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHLONGY??
Just give me a sympathy +2 or I'll kick you in the neck!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It could be.
But it also could be just another shit post by WTH.
It's confirmed: Another shit post by WTH, it is.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh to have my fancy tickled...
Go Redcoats! I mean Muskrats!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR...............muskrat?
http://www.uwrf.edu/~kh2k/Muskrat.jpg
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:39:21 EDT (#)
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Muskrats kick ass.
That is all.
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:30:08 EDT (#)
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I used to live below heroin junkies who I swear to god moved furniture around thier flat all night, every night. The lack of sleep was killing me and yes, I had asked them nicely & repeatedly to cut the noise during the week, and they were rude, aggressive asshats who slammed the door in my face & continued with their routine. I plotted my revenge (and endured inquisitive looks from the uber hip Amoeba employee). I put Muskrat Love on loop, cranked the stereo enough to be heard but not cop worthy, opened the window below their bedroom and went to work. Every day until they moved out about 2 weeks later. I still had 7 months left on my lease or I would've moved myself. Ok that's a lie, it was funny & it amused me to no end. And yes, I am easily entertained.
Oh Muskrat Suzy, Muskrat Sam, you always make me smile.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, I fucking HATE that song. Even when America did it. FUCKING HATE IT. Damn my parents for listening to it so fucking much when I was a child! I'm scarred...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:15:55 EDT (#)
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thank you, gilbert.....thank you.
Couldn't I at least be a cockroach or something?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:13:26 EDT (#)
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you say thank you, gilbert.....thank you.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:12:24 EDT (#)
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Well Fudge.... I don't know if I should say THANK YOU, or track you down and fuck you in your ass, forcefully....??
I'm so confused..
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever seen Murder in the First?
You know, that flick with Kevin Bacon and Christian Slater?
Yeah, anyway, in that movie, Kevin Bacon talks about a spider or a rat or something that was in his pitch black solitary confinement cell. He was all alone and this insect was his only companion. He befriended this thing that normal humans would usually stomp on and kill without thinking twice.
My point is, you remind me of that insect. And the solitary confinement cell is Ubersite. I feel that this is only place where your malarky and outright crap can be tolerated...even welcomed.
Keep it coming......you bug.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:08:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:06:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
Shlongy and Caul, although gay men, are not trying to insinuate that I've done something.
So fuck Happypants and ShadowFax and any other gay fucking alters he has.
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You sound like you know for a fact, who/what this person/persons is/are?
Do tell, Tinkerbell?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shlongy and Caul, although gay men, are not trying to insinuate that I've done something.
So fuck Happypants and ShadowFax and any other gay fucking alters he has.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:02:53 EDT (#)
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Hey... leave happypants out of this, ya big bully.
Pick on someone your own size, like Shlongy or Caul.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:53:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:30:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
The over/under is at 3 weeks on your next banning fucktard.
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at least he uses his name and doesn't have a bunch of alters to do his dirty work
like some kind of pussy
know of any pussies that do that?
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numa numa numa fag fag fag ssssss
What are you talking about now retard?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:30:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
The over/under is at 3 weeks on your next banning fucktard.
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at least he uses his name and doesn't have a bunch of alters to do his dirty work
like some kind of pussy
know of any pussies that do that?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I get odds on the banning thing please?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You started with a +2 for knowing (or googling) that the real genius behind "muskrat candlelight" was Willis Alan Ramsey. You lose a point for bringing the Captain and that bitch Tenille into it.
Could have been perfect man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
at least we can comfort ourselves knowing that you'll be ban again.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muskrat Love? Hahahaha.
Welcome back, Craze.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The over/under is at 3 weeks on your next banning fucktard.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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