Michelin Man Denies Paternity Suit (874 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.19 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <freshspinach.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-26 15:23:12 EDT
"No way the child is mine," said the disgraced corporate mascot. "Besides, I only fuck farm animals and Asian chicks...."
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:40:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:18:41 (#)
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When I read the title I thought, "I wonder if it is that fat Asian baby?... no way anybody would still be pushing that old thing around, at least, not on a non-Thursday." Then, with much trepidation, I clicked your post and saw it. Wow. Welcome to email forwards of 1999, I bet you feel special!
DIE!
And Caul didn't make a fat anglophone joke? He must be sick.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:39:04 EDT (#)
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asian?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:25:28 EDT (#)
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How to get rid of this post:
http://www.buildingtalk.com/news/hai/hai100.html
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:18:41 EDT (#)
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When I read the title I thought, "I wonder if it is that fat Asian baby?... no way anybody would still be pushing that old thing around, at least, not on a non-Thursday." Then, with much trepidation, I clicked your post and saw it. Wow. Welcome to email forwards of 1999, I bet you feel special!
DIE!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:15:13 EDT (#)
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I posted an e-mail forward once. I got raped for it.
At least you put a little more effort into yours than I did.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:57:47 EDT (#)
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Not a bad take on an old theme.
I think The Michelin Man knocked up the Sta-Puft Marshmellow dude.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:55:44 EDT (#)
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"Besides, I only fuck farm animals and Asian chicks..."
Uh. Did you not notice that's an asian baby? Those tend to have asian chicks for mothers.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:53:23 EDT (#)
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This would be funny if I hadn't already had it emailed to me.
Damn fwds. But I like your choice of category.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:47:24 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I'm giving this a positive rating.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:36:20 EDT (#)
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Worst mascot ever
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:33:37 EDT (#)
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THE RESEMBELANCE IS UNCANNY
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:33:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:27:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:25:34 EDT (#)
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somewhat funny. is it your kid?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:24:15 EDT (#)
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Bwahahaha!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:23:59 EDT (#)
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