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Submitted by mbstateside (View user info) at 2005-10-26 17:26:43 EDT


Inspired jointly by Jack McCallumns post about that Cindy Sheenan chick http://www.ubersite.com/m/77809 and a news article this morning on the BBC world news website http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4372634.stm

According to the article the death toll for U.S troops in Iraq since the War began in March of 03 has just passed the 2,000 mark (for full details

The Pentagon calls this an "artificial mark on the wall" and have made all the usual noises about positive signs for the future and the success of this or that mission but with most impartial experts (and I mean military experts not political ones) saying that there will realistically be at least another 4 years of occupation in Iraq (for the record the average length of counter insurgency situations continuing after the official end of the war in the modern world is 7 years)
I wonder just how many lives will be lost before this is over.

2000 souls dead means there are a lot of people who have lost fathers and sons even mothers and daughters but it is a paltry number when compared to the 58,000 troops lost in Vietnam and the 38,000 in Korea.

Thoughts anyone.


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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-09 15:25:47 EST (#)
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I mean....yeah I don't like our servicemen dying.

But...compared to other wars, it could be a lot worse. I'm not a guy who thinks war is bloodless, because thats basically what war is, a bloody conflict, but I do hate to hear about young men dying. And I include in that the young men of Iraq and radical islamic groups, these guys could be raising families not picking up AK-47's.

I'm just saying, keep it in perspective. The death rate isn't that bad. Just think of it as the men we didn't lose in the assualt, we lose in the attrition. It's a dark philosophy but it makes some amount of sense.

Submitted by midas_child (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 13:34:45 (#)
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Hadley you mean the Longbow? cos Im not sure we invented that, its just no-one else could shoot them straight

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I think he may be refering to the machine gun. Thought of by an american (If i cn remember my history corectly) developed and produced by the british so we could kill natives armed with kiwi fruit more effectively and quickly.

Americans remember we ruled the world before you did. We just got tired of it and let someone else have a turn ;-)

*Just watch me get flamed for that one*

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:33:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:30:38 (#)
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HOLY SHIT

I FORGOT

NO NO NO

NO M295PT



Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:33:11 EST (#)
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http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=04/11/09/1526251#transcript

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-29 09:28:51 EDT (#)
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When did we change from casualties to fatalities? The number of casualties (dead and greviosly wounded) have to be well into the tens of thousands. Our medicine sure as shit is getting better, but that doesn't mean there aren't alot of amputee soldiers walking around in civillian clothes. Where's a fucking number on that?

Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:23:59 EDT (#)
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Just think if you were president and all you had to do was send a bunch of other peoples kid's to war and carry out some scheme that a bunch of rich homo's (Like yourself) has come up with over a few drinks and they go and die and get maimed for you, so that you can get richer and so that you can say...Oh boy, I'm powerful, I can change the world. Then think about that while you go jerk-off in a white house bathroom.

You've just experienced a day in the life of GWB.

I hate Republicans

I hate Democrats

I hate politicians.

They should be on a hit list somewhere. (I didn't just say that) I thought that...Oh no The thought police are angered.

I must go now and make a samidge!

Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:00:58 EDT (#)
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alragusa<<<<Idiot......You called him dense?? are you really that stupid?????

Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:14:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:59:54 (#)
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And my only thought on this post is that I would like to know how many Iraqis have died. 50, 000? Well that's fine, because for them it might be the right reason. Because each and every one who died was an enemy and a threat to the states. Each and every one of them knew the risks when they decided to live in Iraq.

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Are you kidding? Do you remember deciding to live in your country? Could you leave if you wanted and go live somewhere else? What if you were dirt poor?

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:44:23 EDT (#)
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Ooops typo there I didn't even realise that I'd typed England.

I tried to be generous and include my Celtic cousins in the greatness but we all know it's the English who put the Great in Great Britain.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:50:16 EDT (#)
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Jebus!

I turn my back for five minutes and look what happens to my post!

I know I said thoughts anyone but I had meant for them to be thoughts on the war not just a general bitch. Well as long as your having fun that's the main thing. Keep it up fella's




Oh and for the record England is Britain is the Greatest country there has or will ever be!

After all it's not called Great for nothing. Who ever heard of Great America or Great Canada?

I rest my case.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:29:45 EDT (#)
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yes yes, america is the only country with freedom...I heard that before.
Life must great when you're delusional.

Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:19:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:48:50 (#)
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Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:00:18 (#)
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Caulaincourt is a little prissy bitch.
Are there people from around the World flooding into Canada? No. Only pacifist bitches. Like Caulaincourt.
The USA has produced is the greatest (and worst) of everything. EVER. Period.
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This not about Canada or the US or Congo or whatever. This about idiotss who equate their country's accomplishment to themselves, which is fucking stupid, by any standard. Freud actually covered this reasonning. "Cultural narcissism" he called it. Weak insecure individuals who base their personality on slight cultural differences featured in their homeland.
However great is the US, you, as an individual, sure ain't. That's the point. This has nothing to do pacifism. This has everything to do with you being a retard.
Now that we have your diagnosis, you can proceed to kill yourself.
Godspeed!
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Dude = you are dense. What the f++k IS a nation, if not the people that make it up?

America is great because of people like me. What did I ever do? Well, I am NOT dependant on government assistance, unlike most European nations and Canada! Fact is, if you have the will, you can become ANYTHING in America. Just look at the Governator.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:29:58 EDT (#)
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Now this post...has staying power.

GO HORSE

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:46:13 EDT (#)
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Jebus christ, first of all, you outnumbered us hugely secondly you had help from the French who were a superpower at the time, thirdly does the phrase 'ever since you achieved independece' sound familiar to you? I give up.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:02:29 EDT (#)
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The American Revolutionary War, you stupid fucking asshole. """

are we forgetting a little foreign aid?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:59:30 EDT (#)
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Ever since the US achieved independence it has had a military history of disaster inefficiency and has made extremely iffy choices of who to fight and who not to.


Name a single US sucess in a close contest.
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The American Revolutionary War, you stupid fucking asshole.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:00:18 (#)
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Caulaincourt is a little prissy bitch.

Are there people from around the World flooding into Canada? No. Only pacifist bitches. Like Caulaincourt.

The USA has produced is the greatest (and worst) of everything. EVER. Period.
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This not about Canada or the US or Congo or whatever. This about idiotss who equate their country's accomplishment to themselves, which is fucking stupid, by any standard. Freud actually covered this reasonning. "Cultural narcissism" he called it. Weak insecure individuals who base their personality on slight cultural differences featured in their homeland.

However great is the US, you, as an individual, sure ain't. That's the point. This has nothing to do pacifism. This has everything to do with you being a retard.

Now that we have your diagnosis, you can proceed to kill yourself.
Godspeed!



Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:15:48 EDT (#)
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Shit, here I go again. I can't believe I'm this bored.

Yes, war will always be necessary. Why? Because people are bored. Our technology has outgrown our evolution. We don't have to put nearly as much effort into getting the essentials to survive- so we turn to the next thing in line (Maslow-ly speaking.) Until we are a species of unanimous conformity and social bliss we will always fight.

It's kinda like communism- great idea until you throw people into the mix. You do what you can and the state gives you what you need. The problem is that people inherently want. We want more of what we have or some of what we don't and then more of the some that we get. We're all inherently selfish, shitty creatures. "Lower" animals can at least be justified in the lack of cognizant fore- thought. Instincts: eat, fuck, kill, breathe, protect yourself and your offspring. We've convoluted the entire process of existence with "civilization" and then we pat ourselves on the back for being "higher" animals.

We're still slaves to biology. We're still violent creatures. We're still bickering hyenas, we just like to think we're not.

Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:00:18 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt is a little prissy bitch.

Are there people from around the World flooding into Canada? No. Only pacifist bitches. Like Caulaincourt.

The USA has produced is the greatest (and worst) of everything. EVER. Period.

Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:56:01 EDT (#)
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We think that we are so advanced as a species but we still behave like a bunch of squabbling hyenas. Anybody involved with war is a retard and should be muted. I don't give a fuck about your definition of fighting for freedom, patriotism, defending, attacking, democracy, blah blah blah. I know it sounds like typical left-wing hippie rhetoric but what about diplomacy? Why is war always essential? When did it become crazy to hate war?

I am talking to all sides involved. War is ridiculous. George is playing America like a giant game of Command and Conquer and the whole world reaps the "rewards." Thanks George. I am glad I am mortal, I wouldn't want to see the future as long as religious war cocks exist.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:51:26 EDT (#)
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Name a single US sucess in a close contest.

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OUR CIVIL WAR, BITCHES.




oh, wait.

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:35:21 EDT (#)
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fuck...all... *read...what...I...wrote*

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77813#1662363

I retracted the statement that I presented as fact.

In retrospect I can't even see why the fuck we're arguing about whether one country is better than another. Personally, I think we all suck. There isn't a place on earth infested with humans that doesn't suck in one fashion or another. Yes, I still *think* mine is the best one. As a relative statement and in comparison to the remaining nations on earth, that's not saying much.

Oh, and "fuck you" we did invent the most devestating weapon the world has ever seen. It will bring every country to thier knees eventually and is a staple component of American culture: McDonald's. We've learned to live with our own necrosis and as the scent of boiled beef patties and french cut potatoes and social decay wafts across the planet and spreads like gangrene all I can say is "Hey, I didn't do those things in history, or now. I go to work, eat my food, pay my taxes, vote, bitch when I have the time, and watch -like everyone else- while those who make the decisions (and not *just* in America) fuck it up for everyone."



Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:34:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:29:52 (#)
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DCWoody<<<< wow what a fool do you even think that you would be here today if it was not for the United States Military.

So before you go on about how dumb the United States Military is/or has been look at history and thank us for saving your country

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When did you save us? WW2? nope. WW1? nope. Cod wars? When dickwad?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:51:28 EDT (#)
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So before you go on about how dumb the United States Military is/or has been look at history and thank us for saving your country"""

I think we can conclude that all Americans are fucking retarded.

Maybe he could thank the veterans but why thank YOU? What have YOU done? Fuck all, that is. And why should allies owe anything to their well...ALLIES (do you understand that word?)?! Plus, I don't see americans thanking the French for saving them from the Brits, much to the contrary in fact, so quit asking the world to suck your cock when you can't even respect your maker, you arrogant american piece of shit.

I hope you all die.

Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:29:52 EDT (#)
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DCWoody<<<< wow what a fool do you even think that you would be here today if it was not for the United States Military.

So before you go on about how dumb the United States Military is/or has been look at history and thank us for saving your country

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:02:38 EDT (#)
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2000+ voluteers dead, meaning that, depending on who's statistics are quoted, the US/Brit/Iraqi/etc coalition forces are killing between 4 and 50 enemy troops for each casualty being reported every 2 minutes in the crawl at the bottom of the screen on CNN.

At that minimum 4:1 ratio and had the idiots in charge of the Vietnam war hadn't limited how far US troops could chase the enemy, we'd have killed about 800,000 NVA. Or, more than there actually were.

Of course, between March '03 and the present, about 42,500 US citizens did not volunteer to be killed in alcohol-related automobile accidents (based on just over 17,000/yr recent average per the CDC).

A "glass of perspective and soda", por favor.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 13:34:45 EDT (#)
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Hadley you mean the Longbow? cos Im not sure we invented that, its just no-one else could shoot them straight

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 13:03:04 EDT (#)
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He's right you know
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:59:36 EDT (#)
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Oh this boasting is annoying, I wouldn't mind someone from Liverpool boasting about the citys musical history, or if americans boasted about...the invention of the local internet or the rather more dubious achievement of going to the moon, but boasting about your military history is insane.

Ever since the US achieved independence it has had a military history of disaster inefficiency and has made extremely iffy choices of who to fight and who not to.


Name a single US sucess in a close contest.

In WW1 you waited until we were winning to join in, and even more nuts in WW2 you sat firmly on the sidelines against probably the most evil man in history and didn't fight until he declred war on you, in vietnam you got slaughtered by a supposedly inferior enemy.


When someone mentions the US's military history, it should be in the context of an insult yet some of you actually boast about it.

Find something else to boast about you moron.

An American boasting about the American military is like a Scott boasting about Scottish weather.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:33:18 EDT (#)
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Oh yes by all means liberals had parties just to celebrate this milestone because after all, liberals just want Americans to die. Ironic considering that the GOP party line is that the only way to honor our war dead is to add to their numbers - fucking brilliant.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:24:49 EDT (#)
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"Nuke 'em. Black glass as far as the eye can see. Then, the next country that even considers the idea of unofficially harboring a group the uses terror tactics against *any* country will seriously reconsider. Wave a big, fat, radioactive warhead at them and nod in the general direction of Iraq, raise one eyebrow, and grin."

What? what the hell is wrong with you people? get this through your think skull
Saddam Hussein = not a terrorist.

Osama bin laden petitioned the saudi royals for the right to raise a Jihadic army in Saudi arabia to go and fight against Saddam Hussein.



Jebus christ.


Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:11:26 EDT (#)
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People who supported the war in the first place shouldn't change their minds because of the death toll, although not as good as it could have been it is still very low, what did people expect.

I always supported the war as better than doing nothing, but the WMD justifications were always bullshit.

The fact that more and more people are saying the war was a bad idea is ridiculous, they could change their mind when they realised there were no WMD but because people have died?

What did they expect?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:37:30 EDT (#)
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coindon - You as an individual may think that where you live is the best place for you, I don't have a problem with that, I do the same. Where I live right now is just perfect for me. But to claim that your country is the best place on Earth as a *FACT* is beyond retarded. I don't know if it's insecurity that makes americans say that over and over, but only when you'll stop telling the world that they suck and that you alone are awesome will you get some respect.

Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:27:33 EDT (#)
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Very sad true, but whatever it takes to secure democracy, whatever it takes boy.

Listen these people didn't die in vain. Sure they died in a foriegn country and in a great deal of pain. But not it vain. Your commander and chief knows what he's doing so don't fret. Even if it takes another 2000 men and women it'll still be worth it. One day Iraq will be free of dictators and war lords. And just think when every last insurgent is dead and Bush decalres the war is won (again) we'll all be able to visit their for our holidays. Can't wait.

Oh by the way this fucker is just a warm up for Iran anyway.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:03:43 EDT (#)
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hey, coindon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_nuclear_weapons

ree-ree

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-27 00:44:17 EDT (#)
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And I *do*have to give it the british.. they did invent the harrier. But then again- the Americans have nukes... hmm, tough call.

I'll go with the Japanese for inventing isidious little devices that beep and flash and distract the entire planet!

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-27 00:42:23 EDT (#)
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I shot off at the mouth (keyboard.) I posted a response without thinking about it. *That* was stupid, especially here. see below:

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:59:13 (#)
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Alrighty then- I'll be more selcetive in my use of pronouns in the future. And you're right, *I* personally was not responsible for any of the historic happenings I mentioned. However, being a US citizen, it is (so I've heard) an understood correlary to equate the American to America, especially when an American is talking about America. But, if it makes you feel better: we suck, you suck, everyone sucks. There's an argument against everyone and everything for one nit- picky reason or another.

In my subjective perspective, I feel that the US is the greatest country on the face of the planet. Is that concise enough for you?

Oh, and BTW, I was born in England, to american Father, British mother. But sometimes I do like to spout off at the mouth even if I don't agree. Devil's advocate (chuckle) can't help it.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:09:27 (#)
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here we go: no, it's better because the only place that's easier to own a business is Hong Kong, We produce enough food to feed the entire population of the earth, we've invented more shit per year used by (modern) industry in our short 229 years than any two other countries (ok, not healthcare stuff), and we have all four planetary climates in one ass kicking country. I haven't *ever* had to worry about someone blowing up my house, dragging me into the street at 2 am and beating me (I'm white, sorry), and we have saved the collective asses of almost every other country on the face of the planet (canada excluded, of course.. oh, and GB) in form or fashion at some point or another. Oh, if it weren't for *US* pretty much everyone would be speaking German right now- blow me.
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We produce that much food, but we have millions homeless and hungry. And if not for us everyone would be speaking German? If not for the French, we wouldn't have 229 years of history as a nation. The ONLY reason we were able to defeat the Redcoats is because France didn't want GB to keep the colonies. So thank the French, you short-sighted moron.


And before you get too far up on your high horse, the British invented one of the most dominant weapons ever. Care to guess what it is?

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:52:52 EDT (#)
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The Canadians played a pretty big role in WWII too, you know! My grandfather fought at Ortona. And I don't know how that's relevant, but he had a badass scar on his back from shrapnel. He was a Colonel but fought alongside the enlisted men. He was artillery. He was BADASS.

Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:38:56 EDT (#)
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Hey the stock market hit 10,000

Oh my fucking Christ Lord shitfucking asshole bumlicker.

Its a big round number! Oh Jesus.

We are all completely fucked now. Really. Round numbers apparently cause death.

Didn't you read about Y2K? THe whole population of earth was decimated because 2000 is so damned big!@! and a round number !1!!!!!!2!



Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:38:12 EDT (#)
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COIDON replied:
here we go: no, it's better because the only place that's easier to own a business is Hong Kong, We produce enough food to feed the entire population of the earth, we've invented more shit per year used by (modern) industry in our short 229 years than any two other countries (ok, not healthcare stuff), and we have all four planetary climates in one ass kicking country. I haven't *ever* had to worry about someone blowing up my house, dragging me into the street at 2 am and beating me (I'm white, sorry), and we have saved the collective asses of almost every other country on the face of the planet (canada excluded, of course.. oh, and GB) in form or fashion at some point or another. Oh, if it weren't for *US* pretty much everyone would be speaking German right now- blow me.

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what a moron.
easy to own business, sure. easy to buy a gun and kill someone? also true.
produce surplus food? sure. but most of it ends up rotting in landfills.
geuss what fag boy, i dont worry about someone blowing up my house, dragging me into the street at 2 am and beating me. and you know what's best? where i live, it doesnt matter what colour you are, you're still safe.

if it weren't for *US* pretty much everyone would be speaking German right now- blow me.
true, but the same can be said of GB and Russia you dumb fuck.
also, the US didnt step in to save the rest of us, Japan and Germany declared war on the US. If that hadn't happened who knows if the USA would have joined the war.

and finally, you didnt do any of that shit.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:00:26 EDT (#)
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Its still early, i bet that # is only gonna get bigger. Im as patriotic as the next guy. Hell im a vet as well. But jeez enough is enough. Get them fuckers home, where they can do some real good.

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:50:53 EDT (#)
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I've got a question. Are the people that say the French 'don't fight' and other lame jokes like that, actually retarded?

And no i'm certainly not French.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:04:42 EDT (#)
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"As we feed the war machine...."

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:04:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:50:22 (#)
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Tell me how many died in auto accidents in the same time period.

How many children died from malaria.

Hey wait, 58,000 died in an earthquake somewhere.

But it's more important that a 2,0000 volunteering americans died?

Get a life and look at the real world. It ain't pretty and is nothing like grandmas safe and warm basement you live in. Travel the world on your own for one year then tell me 2,000 lives are that important you little twerp.

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The guy did say, "thoughts anyone?" He didn't end his post with an opinion; he left it open for discussion. How does that make him a 'little twerp'? Geeze, he was just stating facts.

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:59:13 EDT (#)
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Alrighty then- I'll be more selcetive in my use of pronouns in the future. And you're right, *I* personally was not responsible for any of the historic happenings I mentioned. However, being a US citizen, it is (so I've heard) an understood correlary to equate the American to America, especially when an American is talking about America. But, if it makes you feel better: we suck, you suck, everyone sucks. There's an argument against everyone and everything for one nit- picky reason or another.

In my subjective perspective, I feel that the US is the greatest country on the face of the planet. Is that concise enough for you?

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:50:22 EDT (#)
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Tell me how many died in auto accidents in the same time period.

How many children died from malaria.

Hey wait, 58,000 died in an earthquake somewhere.

But it's more important that a 2,0000 volunteering americans died?

Get a life and look at the real world. It ain't pretty and is nothing like grandmas safe and warm basement you live in. Travel the world on your own for one year then tell me 2,000 lives are that important you little twerp.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:28:00 EDT (#)
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oh god, not this shit again

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:15:48 EDT (#)
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i wouldve served in WWII, only because it wouldve meant something.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:55:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:59:54 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:40:27 (#)
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The loss of 50,000 troops for the right reasons is better than the loss of 1 for the wrong reasons.


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Tell me what your idea of a right or wrong reason is.

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That's a question that everyone has to ask for him/her self when is the time to kill.

The way I put I think of this: when every alternative has failed, or when it's inevitable that it's either you or them that will die, or when through the use of oppression and tyranny someone seeks to enslave your or your loved ones, that is the time to kill.

Would I have fought in WWII against Japan? Yes.

Would I have fought against Germany in WWII? Yes.

Would I have fought for the independance of the American colonies? That depends. That would have taken some careful consideration, but in the end, yes, I probably would have.

Would I have fought the Native American Indians for control of their traditional lands? No.

Would I have fought in the Korean war, or Vietnam, or Iraq? Absolutely not.

In all cases, it would require a careful consideration of what I thought was right or wrong and whether I truly believed that a greater good would eventually come of it. There is no easy roadmap for that. The reasons men do what they do are as varied as the snowflakes, but I am the only one who answers for what I do.

I cannot control what other men do, but I hope that at least they will think enough to do it for themselves.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:34:56 EDT (#)
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Although I'm opposed to our involvement at all, I think if we can't prove that we can kick arse we'll be really fucked. The resistance (on a grand scale) isn't really that large. If we can't prove ourselves capable of knocking out a handful of ragheads with homemade bombs how can we keep up an image of strength to stop our greater enemies from doing what they want?

Honestly, if we quit a war after 2000 casualties will the Chinese really look at us in fear when we threaten action against them when they take Taiwan? And will North Korea back down from nuke-making because of threats by a nation that flees from a piss-poor fight in some Iraqi desert?

Image is worth just as much as substance.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:30:40 EDT (#)
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Just imagine if the tribunals DON'T find Saddam guilty.

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:30:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:22:52 (#)
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"Oh, if it weren't for *US* pretty much everyone would be speaking German right now- blow me."

lol! First of all, my retard friend, YOU weren't there. The problem with patriotism it's that it elevates morons like you to the level of great men. Did YOU open a business (btw, most money per capita goes to Luxembourg)? Did YOU invent anything (btw, most nobel prize per capita goes to Iceland)? Second, if it weren't for Russia, there's a mighty good chance the U.S. along with its ALLIES (you weren't alone in there, just so you know), would've failed miserably. Third, although most recognize the huge american effort in WWII, you truly disgrace it with your stupid retarded logic that you (again, you weren't there) saved anyone even though you were dragged into this war when both Japan and Germany declared war on your nation. You didn't have a choice and if it wasn't for you allies, you wouldn't have done much. You can barely win wars against third world countries liket Viet-Nam, Somalia or Iraq so I suggest you don't talk too big.

But regardless of your military history, taking credit for what men way more brave than you, some faggot bragging behind a keyboard, is not only stupid but "un-american".

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Top drawer, never heard that said better.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:28:17 EDT (#)
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I swear to God, I cannot count the number of americans on this website who think that their exagarated military history is the lone and final argument for "Best Country In The World" (if there's such a thing)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:22:52 EDT (#)
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"Oh, if it weren't for *US* pretty much everyone would be speaking German right now- blow me."

lol! First of all, my retard friend, YOU weren't there. The problem with patriotism it's that it elevates morons like you to the level of great men. Did YOU open a business (btw, most money per capita goes to Luxembourg)? Did YOU invent anything (btw, most nobel prize per capita goes to Iceland)? Second, if it weren't for Russia, there's a mighty good chance the U.S. along with its ALLIES (you weren't alone in there, just so you know), would've failed miserably. Third, although most recognize the huge american effort in WWII, you truly disgrace it with your stupid retarded logic that you (again, you weren't there) saved anyone even though you were dragged into this war when both Japan and Germany declared war on your nation. You didn't have a choice and if it wasn't for you allies, you wouldn't have done much. You can barely win wars against third world countries liket Viet-Nam, Somalia or Iraq so I suggest you don't talk too big.

But regardless of your military history, taking credit for what men way more brave than you, some faggot bragging behind a keyboard, is not only stupid but "un-american".

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:16:01 EDT (#)
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Oh, and Bush will be gone in three years.

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:11:11 EDT (#)
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Shit now I feel dumb. Nobody ever tells me anything!

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:09:27 EDT (#)
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here we go: no, it's better because the only place that's easier to own a business is Hong Kong, We produce enough food to feed the entire population of the earth, we've invented more shit per year used by (modern) industry in our short 229 years than any two other countries (ok, not healthcare stuff), and we have all four planetary climates in one ass kicking country. I haven't *ever* had to worry about someone blowing up my house, dragging me into the street at 2 am and beating me (I'm white, sorry), and we have saved the collective asses of almost every other country on the face of the planet (canada excluded, of course.. oh, and GB) in form or fashion at some point or another. Oh, if it weren't for *US* pretty much everyone would be speaking German right now- blow me.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:07:46 EDT (#)
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http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/10/02/landmine031002

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:05:39 EDT (#)
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Vraiment? Quand?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:03:38 EDT (#)
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And our army sucks. We would hurt ourselves more than we would hurt the enemy. But I do have one thing to point out: in Afghanistan, only 4 Canadians died. And you know who killed them? The U.S. Airforce. That's pretty fucked up."""

Actually, 2 more were killed on a roadside bomb...just so you know.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:02:41 EDT (#)
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If 6' 190lbs of muscle is fat, then I'm fat. Not sure you've ever seen me other than a picture 6 months ago when I was 200lbs. """

Yeah yeah yeah, how many fat american Uber bitch have said "But size 9 is not fat...it's anorexic!" or fat lonely losers who said "I'm not overweight, I just weigh 250 pounds"?

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:59:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:40:27 (#)
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The loss of 50,000 troops for the right reasons is better than the loss of 1 for the wrong reasons.


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Tell me what your idea of a right or wrong reason is.

And Canadians won't be fighting any time soon, because we use DIPLOMACY. We don't shoot first.



And our army sucks. We would hurt ourselves more than we would hurt the enemy. But I do have one thing to point out: in Afghanistan, only 4 Canadians died. And you know who killed them? The U.S. Airforce. That's pretty fucked up.


And my only thought on this post is that I would like to know how many Iraqis have died. 50, 000? Well that's fine, because for them it might be the right reason. Because each and every one who died was an enemy and a threat to the states. Each and every one of them knew the risks when they decided to live in Iraq.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:59:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:54:45 (#)
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shitfuck: 6: England, Germany, Spain, Turkey (I love Izmir), Sweden, and here.

CaulainCourt: We finally fucking used a cruise missile on someone. Other than that- nothing. I said "country" not "the current government of this country." If, at any point, any other country on the face of this planet can say with any reasonable assertion that the crux of thier military budgeting involves domestic defense again any two of the remaining superpowers (oh, wait... I forgot... WE'RE THE LAST ONE!!!) then they can feel free to step on up.
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So having a powerful military automatically makes you the best country? That's your final and only argument? Wow...you must've been dropped a lot as a child.

I suppose we can conclude that North Korea is a better country than a lot of civilized western nation, regarding its huge military.

I applaud your autism.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:58:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:46:10 (#)
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We know Canadians won't be dying, they're not the fighting type.....much like the French"""

When you join the Army you can brag about your fighting spirit...for now you're just like me, only fatter
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If 6' 190lbs of muscle is fat, then I'm fat. Not sure you've ever seen me other than a picture 6 months ago when I was 200lbs.

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:54:45 EDT (#)
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shitfuck: 6: England, Germany, Spain, Turkey (I love Izmir), Sweden, and here.

CaulainCourt: We finally fucking used a cruise missile on someone. Other than that- nothing. I said "country" not "the current government of this country." If, at any point, any other country on the face of this planet can say with any reasonable assertion that the crux of thier military budgeting involves domestic defense again any two of the remaining superpowers (oh, wait... I forgot... WE'RE THE LAST ONE!!!) then they can feel free to step on up.



Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:33:37 (#)
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I'm not sure how to rate this, the entire Iraq occupation is a farce. Who in thier right mind would sign up to go to Iraq? Yes, the poor. But maybe the poor should worry about thier own problems at home in the land of the free. Maybe they should question a governemt that keeps them poor, the only opprotunity they seem to have to better themselves at home is to take thier chances in Iraq. SOmething is definatly fucked with that option. Any young kid signing up to go there for adventure recieves no pitty from me.

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What the FUCK?

The poor?

Ah juz bet dey all niggahs gettin' blowed up too, put dey by dah man, muhfuh! Rise up, bruthas an sistahs! Rise up and-- oooosheeeit ah dropped mah crack pipe!


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:47:42 EDT (#)
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And might I add that we joined the two world wars way before your isolationist country did.
But then again, that is pointless since neither me or you are in the military.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:46:10 EDT (#)
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We know Canadians won't be dying, they're not the fighting type.....much like the French"""

When you join the Army you can brag about your fighting spirit...for now you're just like me, only fatter.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:43:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:29:59 (#)
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Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:05:31 (#)
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Again- We may not be perfect. We have our flaws. But as far as I can see America is the best country out there.
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"My country is the bestest best betterest country in the whole wiiiiiiiiide world!"

I know more than a few guys who refused full scholarships or job ops because they couldn't stand living in your supposedly superior country. If you were talking about Scandiniavian countries, maybe I'd have to agree, but you're talking about the United States of Fat Retarded People.

I hope more die in Iraq :-)
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We know Canadians won't be dying, they're not the fighting type.....much like the French

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:40:27 EDT (#)
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The loss of 50,000 troops for the right reasons is better than the loss of 1 for the wrong reasons.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:40:04 EDT (#)
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People get hurt and sometimes die in wars?

Whoa!, tell me it ain't so.



Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:37:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:34:18 (#)
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Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:27:30 (#)
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Countries where it kicks ass to live in:

Australia
Singapore
Malaysia
Japan
Hong Kong
Italy
North Korea
Switzerland
UK
Dubai




I was kidding about North Korea....ahahah
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Yeah, Hong Kong is one of my favorite countries too.....Oh, wait.



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Dubai too, retard

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:36:30 EDT (#)
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Two-thousand is paltry, plus they volunteered to serve and go where they were told to go.

Also, statistically, you have a higher chance of dying in a car wreck over a year than getting killed in Iraq during a year long tour. It's a small price to pay to secure a region that is vital for the economic growth of the world.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:34:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:27:30 (#)
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Countries where it kicks ass to live in:

Australia
Singapore
Malaysia
Japan
Hong Kong
Italy
North Korea
Switzerland
UK
Dubai




I was kidding about North Korea....ahahah
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Yeah, Hong Kong is one of my favorite countries too.....Oh, wait.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:29:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:05:31 (#)
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Again- We may not be perfect. We have our flaws. But as far as I can see America is the best country out there.
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"My country is the bestest best betterest country in the whole wiiiiiiiiide world!"

I know more than a few guys who refused full scholarships or job ops because they couldn't stand living in your supposedly superior country. If you were talking about Scandiniavian countries, maybe I'd have to agree, but you're talking about the United States of Fat Retarded People.

I hope more die in Iraq :-)

Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:27:30 EDT (#)
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Countries where it kicks ass to live in:

Australia
Singapore
Malaysia
Japan
Hong Kong
Italy
North Korea
Switzerland
UK
Dubai




I was kidding about North Korea....ahahah

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:19:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:05:31 (#)
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Again- We may not be perfect. We have our flaws. But as far as I can see America is the best country out there.

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Are you fucking blind? Name ONE positive event during the Bush Presidency.

And for my own curiosity--how many other countries have you lived in?

Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:18:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:49:28 (#)
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Those that died in Vietnam, and possibly Korea (not sure if Americans were conscripted there) could be considered even more tragic since many were forced to fight.

I believe that conscription is never justifiable.
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My exact sentiment. People dieing in Iraq signed up. They knew what being in the military means, and if they didn't that's their own fault. If you sign up for pay you have to expect that war could happen.

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:05:31 EDT (#)
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well, I'll grant that my perspective on this has always been a tad extreme, but:

Nuke 'em. Black glass as far as the eye can see. Then, the next country that even considers the idea of unofficially harboring a group the uses terror tactics against *any* country will seriously reconsider. Wave a big, fat, radioactive warhead at them and nod in the general direction of Iraq, raise one eyebrow, and grin.

ok, I feel better now. Though i do agree with the majority here. We started it, now we have to finish it. Counter insurgency is nasty, nasty work; more so in urban environments (cause we still suck at MOUT) but it's gotta be done.

You join the military for any number of reasons: patriotism, eceonomic relief, thrill seeking, or escapism. Whatever the reason any sane person knows what they're getting into. *It's the military* for fuck's sake! If it doesn't occur to you that it might be just a tad dangerous... you'll probably be doing the world a favor in getting shot.

Again- We may not be perfect. We have our flaws. But as far as I can see America is the best country out there. To the troops:

Your cause is just. Every tango down is one step closer to home.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:51:05 EDT (#)
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Fuck patriotism.



Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:51:04 EDT (#)
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I think the current administration should be impeached, but these people who want us to pull out are delusional.

We made the mess. Its our credibility on the line. If we dont stay the course say goodbye to our US hegemony.

Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:50:08 EDT (#)
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+2 for Confuzitrons contribution

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:49:28 EDT (#)
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Those that died in Vietnam, and possibly Korea (not sure if Americans were conscripted there) could be considered even more tragic since many were forced to fight.

I believe that conscription is never justifiable.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:44:39 EDT (#)
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So I took a smoke break during work, and I was standing out there, minding my own business, when this guy who looks just like Bob Saget comes up to the offices fake, rented plant and starts watering it. As I approached him, he got a really nervous look on his face and bolted for the water fountain before I could ask him if he really was Bob Saget. He swam through the fountain, got out, then ran off screaming about the cartoon man on the Pringles can threatening his friends. I knew it wasn't Bob Saget, because Bob Saget doesn't strike me as the type of person who has friends. So I stopped caring and went back inside.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:36:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:32:40 (#)
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do you realise that by posting this you are providing aid and succour to the terrorists, and betraying our troops? these men have laid their lives on the line, and you have the gall to care about how many of them die?

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What!!!! What the Fuck are you talking about?



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:34:53 EDT (#)
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I hope more die! :-)

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:33:37 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure how to rate this, the entire Iraq occupation is a farce. Who in thier right mind would sign up to go to Iraq? Yes, the poor. But maybe the poor should worry about thier own problems at home in the land of the free. Maybe they should question a governemt that keeps them poor, the only opprotunity they seem to have to better themselves at home is to take thier chances in Iraq. SOmething is definatly fucked with that option. Any young kid signing up to go there for adventure recieves no pitty from me.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:32:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:30:15 (#)
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It is a sad number, yet if we pull out now it really will be another Vietnam and those deaths will have been pointless. It's time to learn from history and stick with a slow turnover of power from the Allies to an independant Iraq

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Exactly. Regardless of whether or not you agree with the reasons for going as Mickey would say

"You're not goin anywhere. You stay 'till the job is done"

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:32:40 EDT (#)
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thoughts?

do you realise that by posting this you are providing aid and succour to the terrorists, and betraying our troops? these men have laid their lives on the line, and you have the gall to care about how many of them die?

I read on the Drudge Report that "liberals" were going to throw parties when the 2000th casualty came in. they must have had the champagne ready to pop for when the news came through.

those damn liberals.

you here the one about the soldier who wrote his own obituary, and left only the date blank?

he died.

that sounds like a joke, BUT WHO'S LAUGHING?

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:31:15 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I don't give a shit?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:30:15 EDT (#)
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It is a sad number, yet if we pull out now it really will be another Vietnam and those deaths will have been pointless. It's time to learn from history and stick with a slow turnover of power from the Allies to an independant Iraq.

I'm amazed that this is the first post on this.

Boy, that +1 'Made me smile' is staggeringly inappropriate.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:29:08 EDT (#)
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I think that mark is good news :-)

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:28:40 EDT (#)
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"I wonder just how many lives will be lost before this is over."
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Too fucking many.

Go HORSE


Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.

-- Homer Simpson
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