For the Love of God, HELP US! (2181 hits)
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Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-10-26 18:36:43 EDT
I'll cut to the chase. No content here, just another "what should I name my dog" post. I got Jason a dog for his birthday, and we can't think of a name for him. If left to hs wn devices, Jason will name it Santa's Little Helper, and frankly, this puppy deserves better than that. He's half beagle and half weinerdog, and all cute. He's 7 weeks old, and his name at the dog rescue was Checkers, but we think that's a shitty-ass name. Here's a picture.
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:34:31 EDT (#)
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glad this came up on MRR. i'd hate to not have my -2 on it.
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:19:37 EDT (#)
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Call him chief, chief is good for begals.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:54:04 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872
I love Uber!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:03:19 EST (#)
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Checkers is indeed a crap name. Name him something like cat, bird, fish, chirps, whiskers, or maybe something like trout. Yeah name your dog trout.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:32:20 EST (#)
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http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=04/11/09/1526251#transcript
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:34:37 EDT (#)
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And his name is..... Rufus.
Like Bill and Ted.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:44:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:45:46 (#)
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very cute dog.
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What kind of name is that!?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:08:07 EDT (#)
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go biblical. Dog's with biblical names are awesome.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:51:17 EDT (#)
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Cato. I'm on the whole HBO "Rome" kick.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:39:29 EDT (#)
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I'm about 30 seconds away from naming him "Sweet and Sour Pork" if he doesn't stop whining.
Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-10-29 10:00:57 EDT (#)
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Osama
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:13:38 EDT (#)
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Xang Zu Ping
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:51:24 EDT (#)
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this is uber. take that fucking mutt outta here and show some tits
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:45:46 EDT (#)
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very cute dog.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:36:06 EDT (#)
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pronounced 'shot-zee'
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:35:43 EDT (#)
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Name the dog Schatzi, it's German for sweetheart.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-28 16:53:26 EDT (#)
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OMG SO CUTE UNFAIRRRRRR
name him "the cuteness"
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-10-28 16:26:23 EDT (#)
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Napoleon. He's not going to get very big, and he's got scruffy "Nappy-ish" hair... hmm?
Congrats, and have fun wiping up puddles -n- piles for a while.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:32:08 EDT (#)
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Beaner
half beagle + half wiener
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:48:30 EDT (#)
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SO. FREAKING. CUTE.
Puppies kick ass. Baxter is a good name. Hmmm... something with character... We had a dog named Spoon, because of "The Tick." We had a dog named Bear, but that dog doesn't seem bearish. What's his personality like? I don't know. I'll get back to you.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:10:32 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLUE STEEL!!!
If I named him Bejesus, my grandmother would backhand me every time I said his name. I remember when I was about 8 and accused my cousin of scaring the bejesus out of me... My grandmother had never laid a hand on me until those words came out of my mouth... my ears rang for a week from the slap I got.
Jason might go for Diesel, though. I see this puppy as wearing a spiked collar once he's grown, and Diesel would fit that quite well.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:27:15 EDT (#)
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Can't believe I didn't see this post sooner.
Here we go:
Mustang
Blue Steel
Crusty
Buster
Colt
Bejesus
Tony
Alfred
Disel
Rocco
Blumpkin
Angelo
Bill Cosby
Midnight Rider
Taco sauce
ect.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77932
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:06:31 EDT (#)
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Call the dog Berty.
Seriously. It's a top name for a dog.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:06:28 EDT (#)
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Have you cosidered calling him 'dog'?
just an idea
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:59:57 EDT (#)
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I'm chilly willy
I'm frozen through and through
my nose is red and my tail is cold
aaaah eee achoo!
Now what about the crocodiles
along the river nile?
I bet they're all as warm as toast
they always seem to smile.
I'm chilly willy
I'm frozen through and through
my nose is red and my tail is cold
aaaah eee achoo!
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:16:50 EDT (#)
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I once had a cat I named Juggernaut The Destroyer.
Cute little thing. Too bad my jackass college roommates let him escape.
I heartily pass along rights to the name. Enjoy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:52:19 EDT (#)
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Deisal
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:17:43 EDT (#)
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name him
shit machine
or; piss master
or; destoyer of everything i own
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-27 13:30:45 EDT (#)
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I have now proposed we name him "Baxter" so that I can say things to him like "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."
and "I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here."
and sing little songs like, oh, I dunno, "Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman."
I dont think Jason will go for it, though.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2005-10-27 13:02:17 EDT (#)
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This isn't just a linkwhore, I actually think you should take the name I propose in my post. "captain Awesome" http://www.ubersite.com/m/67444
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-27 13:00:20 EDT (#)
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Taliban.
Or, Mr. Belvedere.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:11:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:01:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:24:15 (#)
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How about Prada?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:42:07 (#)
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Name him after the most expensive thing he destroys. I named my dogs Vasque and Cole Haan.
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This dog destroys any Prada, and his name will be Stir Fry.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:40:24 EDT (#)
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That dog looks like a Kaiser.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:24:15 EDT (#)
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How about Prada?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:42:07 EDT (#)
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Name him after the most expensive thing he destroys. I named my dogs Vasque and Cole Haan.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:03:52 EDT (#)
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all good ideas, joedaddy, but he doesn't have a huge head. He currently weights 5-7 pounds, and if I rest his rump in the crook of my arm, his chin lays on my wrist. His brother, on the other hand, has a gigantic noggin
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:01:53 EDT (#)
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Cutie. Reminds me of my dachsie.
Call him "Dilbert."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:08:11 EDT (#)
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I'd go with "The one who's skull broke my blender".
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-27 06:53:59 EDT (#)
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Call him Stain
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-27 03:37:33 EDT (#)
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The size of that dogs 'brain pan' demands a name like:
Kurt (Russel)
Warren (Beaty)
Kirk (William Shatner)
apollo (?...88)
Einstein (if you don't know that one just shoot yourself in the face right now)
you get the idea
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-27 03:34:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:00:37 (#)
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The debate rages on... I think he wants to name him Diego, now, as tribute to San Diego, his home town.
(I voted Mr. Beaglesworth, meself. I think I'll call him that no matter what.)
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That's a damn good idea!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 03:01:46 EDT (#)
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Call him lemonparty, sparkles, sex bomb, or "I'm blue da bu dee da bu dah, da bu dee da bu dah"
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-27 02:56:19 EDT (#)
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Call him Mince.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-10-27 02:33:52 EDT (#)
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How about JSultan?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-10-27 02:23:09 EDT (#)
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Zero Bootfuck
Concrete Overdrive
Jack-O Curbstomp
C'mere Stay
The last one works if you want to confuse the living hell out of him after he's trained.
If I had that dog though, I'd think about naming him Jake. He just looks like a Jake to me.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-27 00:49:48 EDT (#)
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Cute. Yes.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:58:43 EDT (#)
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Call him "alter"...just don't tell him why until you've left the vet.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:11:13 EDT (#)
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TROGDOR
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:10:21 EDT (#)
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potential names:
duck
frog
kezar
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-26 23:00:37 EDT (#)
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The debate rages on... I think he wants to name him Diego, now, as tribute to San Diego, his home town.
(I voted Mr. Beaglesworth, meself. I think I'll call him that no matter what.)
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:48:02 EDT (#)
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I vote "King Adolf Satan XIV"
and you have to include the quotation marks
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:26:50 EDT (#)
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Go with Critter. Perfect for half-breeds and mutts.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:10:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:10:03 EDT (#)
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Name it "Two glasses of ice water with ice" but Ted for short.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:09:59 EDT (#)
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After much deliberation Cookie my dear, i have decided you should shave the dog and call it fluff.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-26 22:01:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:46:39 (#)
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OH OH OH!!!! MR. BEAGLESWORTH
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HAHAHAHA!!! Good form, my man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:59:38 EDT (#)
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The cool fucking doggie cannot help save this horseshit post.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:56:12 EDT (#)
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Khorne, destroyer of worlds.
Blood for the blood God, skulls for the throne of Khorne.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:46:39 EDT (#)
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OH OH OH!!!! MR. BEAGLESWORTH
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:45:58 EDT (#)
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Mr. Poo
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:41:16 EDT (#)
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Cookie
Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:09:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:18:16 (#)
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I love dogs more than I like people but...
I'm sick of these fucking posts.
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Agreed, but teh dog is awesomest.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-26 21:08:49 EDT (#)
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i am the creator of this!
mwahahahah!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:57:16 EDT (#)
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he really looks like a Jake to me.
Submitted by Willfreely (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:29:24 EDT (#)
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Call him Kim Chee. In Korea they'd call him lunch.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:27:40 EDT (#)
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I second the idea of calling him Beaner.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:25:00 EDT (#)
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Oh and Penis...yeah Penis is a good name for a dog
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:24:17 EDT (#)
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MY top five dog names
JB
Todd
Deth Urge Overdrive
Dog
Shit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:18:16 EDT (#)
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I love dogs more than I like people but...
I'm sick of these fucking posts.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:11:39 EDT (#)
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Polly (wanna cracker?)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-26 20:09:14 EDT (#)
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Charlie Light Brown
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:57:45 EDT (#)
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Fredrick Pimpington DeMimsy the 33rd and 3/8
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:46:05 EDT (#)
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Name him "Style"
Nothing classier than showing people your "Doggy Style"
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:46:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:45:12 EDT (#)
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My buddie adopts pets until people want them for themselves, and we just named one of them "Default". It was the sweetest week of Halo EVAR!
If you didn't catch on, you should name him Default!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:41:41 EDT (#)
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He is SO CUTE, oh my God.
Name him Pickle. Or Mikey. He looks like a Mikey.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:36:59 EDT (#)
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Pecker.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:36:31 EDT (#)
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Steve
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:36:29 EDT (#)
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Cut off one of his legs and call him tripod.
Ok ok leave his legs on and call him Winston.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:29:28 EDT (#)
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carl.
name it carl.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:28:55 EDT (#)
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mine were the best
acknowledge me
DO IT ISAY!
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:19:22 EDT (#)
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He looks like a Charlie to me. More Chaplin than Manson.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:06:59 EDT (#)
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Snogbort
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:06:37 EDT (#)
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How about:
Gen. Horatio Longfellow Beauregard II???
...or just 'Puppyjuice' or 'Puppyguise' if you're feeling sinister.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:04:18 EDT (#)
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I'm simple, name him 'boy'
It makes things so easy...come 'boy', stay 'boy'
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:01:40 EDT (#)
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Doesn't matter what you name him, you'll come up with lots of creative names when the cute puppy takes a dump in your slippers...
How about Goebbels? Stalin? Carrot Top?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:57:05 EDT (#)
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Bounderby
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:57:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:43:12 (#)
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auto +2 puppy.
Beagle + weiner=beaner.
Now, that's just wouldn't be right..but it is true.
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Or PEENER (Rhymes with Beaner)...or (HA HA) Rabbit
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:55:59 EDT (#)
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My dad could come up with some of the coolest names, how about:
Thadius
Doophus
Argyle
Chickensmack
Anal junkie
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:55:49 EDT (#)
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oh, and as for a name, go with "teh cuteness"
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:55:11 EDT (#)
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Mommy says never to talk to strangers. I tend to disagree, because strangers have the best candy. This one guy came up to me and said "I've got a sweet treat for you. Why don't you come into my van and we can dig into you... I mean, I can dig it out for you." So of course I followed him in. What kind of dumbass passes up free sweets? I get in and the man says "just close your eyes and start sucking. You'll get your treat in about 5 minutes." I looked at him and said "Fuck no, Mr. Creepy Stranger. I'm not doing that. No way. No how. I don't have to fucking wait for my candy. 5 minutes is way too much to ask of me."
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:52:20 EDT (#)
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Cute puppy.
How about Franks N Beans! Then you can do the retard thing from Something About Mary "Franks N Beans"!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:51:30 EDT (#)
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yep, that's it....I'm calling him Jason
Here Jason, come get your bone!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:50:10 EDT (#)
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wait!!!!!
How about nOOb?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:49:31 EDT (#)
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Sparky
Sam
Herold
Dennis
Larry
Fin
Casey
Huck
Lenny
Slash
Vince
Teddy
Puddy
Bo
Bif
Zed
Alfalfa
Vinny
Ken
gOaTE
nsfw
-2die
etc.....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:46:55 EDT (#)
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I don't mind the rating, ETS. We're only resorting to Uber because we have 2 days before we get him, and we have to have a name to put on the adoption papers and the microchip forms. We've been struggling over names for a week.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:46:10 EDT (#)
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Hows about Jason...that way everytime you call out the name, both your bitches will respond
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:45:03 EDT (#)
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Also, since he's part 'weiner', you could call him 'Wolfgang'.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:44:00 EDT (#)
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Nevermind, I see you put that in the post already.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:43:12 EDT (#)
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auto +2 puppy.
Beagle + weiner=beaner.
Now, that's just wouldn't be right..but it is true.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:43:08 EDT (#)
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Dude, Whiplash, I've totally been lobbying for the name Max. Or Charlie. But The Boy says he wants a name with "character."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:43:03 EDT (#)
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Sorry about the rating...that's just for content.
The dog is cute though...
I'm thinking 'Algernon'.
Is he a beagle? Lab? I can never tell these things.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:42:17 EDT (#)
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Stan.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:42:06 EDT (#)
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tucker
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:41:51 EDT (#)
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Cerberus.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:40:55 EDT (#)
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Name him Dutch.
Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:40:44 EDT (#)
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By the gleam in that little puppy eye: I'd say Chemosh ("destroyer" in Hebrew.)
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:40:07 EDT (#)
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He looks like a Growly McBarkington to me.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:39:45 EDT (#)
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I told you. "Snack"
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:39:31 EDT (#)
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Max? I kinda see him as a Max.
or Sluggo. Both work in my eyes.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:39:21 EDT (#)
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How about the Regal Beagle...from Three's Company