Plagiarized by the Cocksuckers at UNICEF (1011 hits)
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Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2005-10-27 01:29:41 EDT
Take a look at this video:
http://media.putfile.com/end_of_smurfs
The story behind it is here:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9662883/
Now take a look at this post I made for Ubermadness a while back:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49548
(The story is based on the hilarious and heart-warming adventures of Lt. William Calley at the Mai Lai massacre during the Vietnam war.)
So, who was the first one to use the massacre of Smurfs for comedy affect? I made that post because when I was a young boy I always dreamed of coming across a Smurf village in the forest and destroying it like Godzilla. Smurfs running and screaming, begging for mercy as I burned them with an lighter and aerosol can and then biting off their heads off. Smurfette, well I'd save her for last. I had something little something Smurfy planned for her... I dreamed of Smurficide - the final solution.
Any way, since I couldn't kill them myself I could at least do the next best thing and photoshop them into a lovely montage of brutality and slaughter. I spent hours on that retarded post, downloading Smurf episodes and Photoshopping screen captures. God, how the rage gripped me when I had to watch those little blue faggots prancing around. When I finally got to photoshop some bloody Smurf corpses I at least felt a little better. I was just happy to post the thing and be done with the ubermadness (amazingly the post won and I continued in the contest. WTF?)
I'll admit that the post was crap but at least it was original (I hope it was original...I googled pretty hard for images of dead Smurfs and came up empty. Found plenty of Smurf porn though). But now I have these UNICEF jackasses ripping me off and making a Smurf Snurf flick. God knows how much money they are raking in off my idea.
So are there any lawyers in this shit hole? I want to know what my options for suing these bastards are. I want UNICEF out of business.
Also here is an amusing picture I found:
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the smurfiest thing I ever heard of!
---pEYO
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sent this picture to co-workers...I got mixed reviews...mostly bad :-)
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sue them , on the plus side , that pic was awesome !!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-27 06:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-27 02:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-27 02:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The smurfs were nazis.
They were all in a uniform, Smurfette was as Aryan as they get, they all exulted their leader Papa Smurf, the Fuhrer. When they didn't listen to him bad things ended up happening. Their enemy was Gargamell; an old humpbacked man with black curly hair and a big hooked nose. Each Smurf had a job and in a lot of episodes the aspirations of the individual smurf were shot down because they were shown how important their place was to Smurf Village, der Vaterland.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-27 01:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That is the risk you take posting on a public forum... duh.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-27 01:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SUE THE BASTARDS\
so, this seal walks into a club...