SPT:Perhaps we have elected the right Leader for British Ubers.... (381 hits)
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Submitted by Fabit (View user info) at 2005-10-27 09:33:03 EDT
I was thinking I need to bring some peace to this world. Then I thought fuck it, you can't polish a turd after all! So I decided on a new world, and I'd like to share it with you. Uberworld I think is a suitable name and it will be a wonderful Utopia.
I won't elect myself leader. Leaders get shit for shagging around and getting happy on the 'little fellas'. Where's the fun in that eh? So instead we will elect a leader who is a right fucking pansy ass bitch. We can push him around and make him do the stuff we want without all the bullshit.
The transport system will all be by handsome carriages drawn exclusively by children. Every child has to pull a carriage until they are 14. If they are exceptionally stupid (or ugly) they have to work on until they are 30 just to make sure we get the most work out of them before their feeble brains give in completely. If they finish at 14 they go down the mines unless they are beautiful women whereas as the become concubines for the rest of us.
There won't be any big wars cause everyone will know how much we rule.
The national dish will be macaroni cheese, with hot sauce! And the working week will be cut down to four days. The first two working days will be slack days so you can party right up to Sunday night and not worry about going into work with hangover/come down.
Drugs will be legalised unless I can't personally get hold of them. The people will be trusted to be responsible for their own drug drink and general health problems. If you fuck up don't come whinging to the state about it. We don't care. At all. Not a bit.
After a few years of that. Myself and a few others will again be bored of Uberworld and start planning to start another world with a different set of rules. I will feel the need to put a rubbish post up about that too. I think that will carry on till the end of my days.
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Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
still gay
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:05:02 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaa... it all makes sense. Fabit is to be the dark figure behind the emperor that REALLY pulls all teh strings
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Your a quick one Spamwise Gamgee
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Tricksy Fabitsessssss
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:53:56 EDT (#)
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Here's your new leader
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77894
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:29:09 EDT (#)
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love the photochopped U by the way.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:05:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaa... it all makes sense. Fabit is to be the dark figure behind the emperor that REALLY pulls all teh strings
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Your a quick one Spamwise Gamgee
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaa... it all makes sense. Fabit is to be the dark figure behind the emperor that REALLY pulls all teh strings.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jherick carnellian?
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:48:33 EDT (#)
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like the thinking, child labour, always good. and cheap.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:40:56 EDT (#)
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Sounds like fun. Where do I sign up?