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If a turkey doing Gloria Gaynor isn't funny, I don't know what is. (658 hits)

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Rating: -0.85 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cadrach (View user info) at 2005-10-27 10:06:45 EDT



Okay, maybe that one with the space alien doing Gloria Gaynor until it gets crushed by the disco ball is funnier, but that one doesn't change the lyrics to reflect a THANKSGIVING THEME!!!

I know, I know, my last post was an e-mail forward too and it sucked, but sometimes these things are too good not to share. Check it out. It's a good one.


http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou


AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA haaaaaaaaaaa. Shut up.



At least I'm not doing the one about the recent sduty at Cabmijdre Uvintisrey.


I'm also including a picture that has NOT ONLY Gloria Gaynor, BUT ALSO ENGELBURT HUMPERDINK!


NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY???

Humperdink_Gaynor.jpg (145 kB)

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Douche

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-09 07:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-11-08 18:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not any more happy about this than you are. But the fact is this isn't the best post ever. Yes it is funny. Really funny in places. But I think 61 +2s in a row is plenty of dick sucking for everybody involved.

Don't hate me for playing the part of the "evil N00B" on this one. I understand that my posts suck.

If it wasn't me, Rad or Baking_Lady would have had to do it eventually.

Peace out, nig.
===================

What are you, the great fucking equalizer on this site? Let me tell you something, I could give a fuck about ratings, I've got so many posts that one isn't going to change my overall stats at all. So, -2 my posts if you want, but don't give me some speech about how you're ending a perfect streak just to "stop the dick sucking", ESPECIALLY when you've been a user here for about week and a half. You fucking queer.

-20000 for being a sanctimonious little faggot.
-2 DIE NOOB

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pluh, sympathy NO -2. Besides fuckstick everyone will have this in email before the holiday. I did this morning before your lame ass post.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm also including a picture that has NOT ONLY Gloria Gaynor, BUT ALSO ENGELBURT HUMPERDINK!

%^%^%^%^%^%^%^%

REEEEEEEALLY shit post, but for some reason I laughed at this line

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Your title promises a turkey having sexual relations with Gloria Gaynor, and I demand that you fulfill your promises. NOW!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoa.



Here, have a pity +1.



Now stop posting.

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The title of this post is "If a turkey doing Gloria Gaynor isn't funny, I don't know what is."

That should be ammended to read, "It a turkey doing Gloria Gaynor isn't funny, the INCREDIBLE lack of response to this post probably is."


STEEEE-RIKE TWO!!

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Let me be the first to answer "-$2"

Anyone know why there is a huge amount of white space between the text and the pic? I did NOT put all that in there.


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