Teh Hotness Part Two: Matthew McConaughey (2834 hits)
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Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-10-27 10:30:51 EDT
Yeah, you hatery boys thought you could discourage us, but nope! Here it is, comin' atcha... Matthew McConauGHEY.
Kidding. He's not ghey.
Some trivia!
Full Name: Matthew David McConaughey
Height: 6'1
Weight: 187 lbs.
His dad calls (called, really.. he's dead now) himself a gas station worker. In reality, he was an oil man who owned a gas station chain until the shortage in the 70's, and played football for the Greenbay Packers.
He attented the University of Texas with the intentions of being a lawyer. He changed his major to film during his junior year.
Was arrested for "resisting transportation" in 1999 for refusing to get into the squad car after police responded to a noise complaint at his home. He was found naked, playing the bongo drums with an "unidentified companion". Despite almost 2 oz. of weed in plain view on his coffee table, he was only arrested after arguing with police and being beligerent. He says he was just celebrating UT's football game win.
His first professional acting gig was in a Budweiser beer commercial.
His older brother is named Rooster.
Now, on with the show!
User Reviews
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-05 03:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn near slid off my fucking chair.
>flitty hearts<
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have got a picture of him from "Two For The Money". The dude was jacked for that movie.
I honestly didnt like that movie too much, though. Which is strange, because it was a football movie. I had been looking forward to it for months, and saw it on the midnight it came out. I rarely dislike movies, too. I even liked that Geisha movie from last year. Planet of the Apes was the only movie I have ever been more disappointed with. Maybe I need to give it a second chance. Money, not Apes.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:38:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm.
It twitched.
Again.
Hmm...guess that means a +2, don't it...
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haha, haha, haha, ha...... wait.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm.
It twitched.
Again.
Hmm...guess that means a +2, don't it...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-05 02:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matthew McConaughey consistently fails to impress me in any and every way. The world would be a better place if he never made another movie.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*promptly faints again*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*wakes up*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-17 16:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh I can't believe I missed this. You did it. Thank you SO much.
He is BEAUTIFUL
*faints*
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is definitely the hotness!!!
Thank u Cookie u rock!!!!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honestly, I've never looked at his feet.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes... yes he is. I've noticed that photographers REALLY like taking pics of him barefoot. This amuses me, as he has some fonky feet.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, I want this dude. The things I would do and have done are only fit for the pages of raw pornographic magazines. This guy is sex personified.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:51:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't play bongos or smoke dope...is there hope for me yet, Rowan?
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Of course.... you're not too old to learn.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-30 07:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THANK-YOU COOKIE!!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-30 06:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do him...
...in the urethra.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-30 00:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn. Electro looks good in those pics.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-29 23:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Say, man, you got a joint?"
"No, not on me, man."
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-29 23:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd seriously like this dude to slam me up against a wall and fuck my brains straight out of my skull. In the meantime I'd get laryngitis from screaming like an ecstatic banshee.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*drool*
Why do they always have bubble baths?
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<melts>
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't play bongos or smoke dope...is there hope for me yet, Rowan?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 13:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As there seems to be a demand for it I may do a womenz edition of PPF tommorow.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mike: Nobody gave me that pic. I took it myself. You really shouldn't leave your front door wide open with a blinking neon sign that says "Champagne Bathtime, Photographers Welcome" if you don't want me in there, man.
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I have NEVER felt SO violated in my life.
I always thought "Champagne Bathtime, Photographers Welcome" was my special alone time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must admit autism is a turn on. It makes your prey oblivious to what you do to it.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have some sort of sick obsession with Electro, Caul.
It makes me wonder if you're latently sexually attracted to him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, who else would I be talking about?"""
Electro?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Dazed and Confused" was a good movie.
What the fuck is a "hatery boy?"
Submitted by Youphoric (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Again, another fine way to wake up, but I'd prefer a 2nd helping of Christian Bale. :o)
Thank you very much.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:30:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:25:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will say, in the pic next to the one of him in the bathtub, he looks just like a Greek or Roman statue...the hair, the face...werd.
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You're talking about me, right?
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Well, who else would I be talking about?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:18:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would drink his bath water.
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All guys pee in the bathtub...its true, just ask us
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Aww, way to ruin a fantasy!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:25:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will say, in the pic next to the one of him in the bathtub, he looks just like a Greek or Roman statue...the hair, the face...werd.
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You're talking about me, right?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will say, in the pic next to the one of him in the bathtub, he looks just like a Greek or Roman statue...the hair, the face...werd.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:53:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would drink his bath water.
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All guys pee in the bathtub...its true, just ask us
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He is fucking hot. His accent makes him even hotter.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A) I wouldn't dream of discouraging you, X. You have to stick to your guns same as I do.
b) Luce, I rather like him for his scruffy, grubby look. You know what they say, though.
c) Lil, I know exactly who you're talking about, and he's totally on the list already.
Next week will prolly be Ewan MacGregor week, because I lohve heem.
Mike: Nobody gave me that pic. I took it myself. You really shouldn't leave your front door wide open with a blinking neon sign that says "Champagne Bathtime, Photographers Welcome" if you don't want me in there, man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me. I'm self-absorbed.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST MY PICS
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There should be a law against being that good looking.
Goddammit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would drink his bath water.
You must do one of my personal
favs....Josh Duehmal*sp....Las Vegas?
Mmmm mmmmmmmmm good.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's not one of my personal favorites...he just looks...scungy or something.
But, at the same time he looks a hell of a lot better than most guys, so +2.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, you hatery boys thought you could discourage us, but nope!
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and I'm not discouraged either
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who gave you pictures of me in the tub?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmm... He's man-pretty.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just splooged.
That really isn't true. I didn't splooge. I just thought it would be funny if I said I did.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah... here's a link to the first one