Ode to his Greatness. (714 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 2 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wildcat (View user info) at 2005-10-27 12:02:04 EDT
So the time has come to tell you of a man,
How he came to power and rule his fairy land.
Living like a prince, among the other fruits, for
Only one could have such deep rainbow roots.
Not too long ago, he was born an awkward Joe,
Giving applications at every glory hole.
Yearning for his chance at fame,
Inwardly he planned and framed.
Secretly he hid his shame,
As every John forgot his name.
Nightly he would scream and cry,
As a John humped his behind.
Never again he finally screamed,
As he limped, his butt so reamed.
Looking for a place to stay,
Who other than Michael J?
Alas, the nation told MJ to leave,
Ran he did, for a Bahrain reprieve.
This is how it came to hand that he adopted Neverland.
+2 for those that understand.
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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-31 14:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-27 23:42:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:47:12 EDT (#)
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I love MJ!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Make that "dynamite."
Or "DY-NO-MIEEEETE!!!" I guess.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put me on a bicycle and send me straight to Mars
Lick me where the pee comes out, be sure to roll your Rs
Uterus, oh uterus, where has my ute-ute gone?
Spermicide is dynomite when bedding Goldie Hawn.
Taco bell whores know the score
When gringos get gorditas,
Open wide, you Taco Sluts, and get down on your knees-as.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:49:40 EDT (#)
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I don't think anyone gets this masterfull joke.
For the layman, read this to understand:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75895
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!!!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!
HA!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-27 12:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I accept your apology... No I, I just want to handle it myself from now on... No. That has nothing to do with it... Yes, it made it home, I'm calling from home. No, Walter, it didn't look like Larry was about to crack. Well that's your perception. . . Well you're right, Walter, and the unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE... Yeah, I'll be at practice.