I wish I were a dog. (1142 hits)
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Submitted by That is my stapler (View user info) at 2005-10-27 14:02:07 EDT
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-13 19:36:00 EDT (#)
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eh
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-11 19:22:47 EDT (#)
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Jeez O' Peter Paul & Mary, that that is my stapler guy rocked out with his cock out!
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:41:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:05:42 EDT (#)
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Well, I never really thought of it but now, so do I.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:54:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-27 23:39:23 EDT (#)
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i like you :)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:32:29 EDT (#)
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williamson, where is thorpie???
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:26:17 EDT (#)
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awwwwwwww
nothing is more adorable than a guy that has a soft spot for cute things
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:16:50 EDT (#)
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Hey, where've you been hiding, Willy boy?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:59:38 EDT (#)
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This post made me feel like Korean food....
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:37:15 EDT (#)
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+2 because that dachshund in the car seat looks just like the one my in-laws have.
Who, incidentally, just got neutered this past Monday.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:46:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:49:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:37:09 (#)
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Actually, I know a great deal about dogs.
What is your fixation with all things homosexual? That's a sign of repression. You might as well come out of the closet. Nobody here cares, and it's not like you'll ever meet any of these people anyway.
Your Huskies are just another sign of your sexual insecurity. Obviousy, you feel the need to have "big dogs" to make up for your own effiminate lifestye.
It's ok Whatty. Hell, you can even cry if you want to. I'd loan you a hankie if I was there.
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Hahahahhahaha!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:28:52 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha!!
Those are lyrics from a Lagwagon song.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:26:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:33:50 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:30:56 (#)
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I hate dogs...and just about every pet.
But +2 for WTH repressed homo envy
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Man, this kid wants it in his ass so bad....
Sorry frenchy, I don't swing that way.
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Do you plan on being funny someday? I know that you're an old ugly fat reject without much social interactions but still, you could develop a sense of humor, one better than a 4th grader if possible.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:12:45 EDT (#)
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Youd get nuetered...and probably like it.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:03:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:43:09 (#)
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Look at my cat,
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Believe me, honey. I would LOVE to look at your pussy.
Cat I mean! Cat!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:43:09 EDT (#)
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Look at my cat,
why can't I live like that,
all of the animals except a few,
do nothing else but eat and shit
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:34:50 EDT (#)
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Bestiality ~ not wrong if you are the dog.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:33:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:30:56 (#)
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I hate dogs...and just about every pet.
But +2 for WTH repressed homo envy
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Man, this kid wants it in his ass so bad....
Sorry frenchy, I don't swing that way.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:30:56 EDT (#)
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I hate dogs...and just about every pet.
But +2 for WTH repressed homo envy.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:20:01 EDT (#)
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Awwwwwwwwwwww...... sooooooooooooooooooooo cute.
<melts>
I *heart* you man!!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:06:49 EDT (#)
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Here, dipshit. Now quit your crying.
http://www.bluedogtravels.com/Photo%20Gallery/Dog%20Show/Huskies.JPG
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:00:28 EDT (#)
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nice show
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:59:05 EDT (#)
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+1 only because you made no mention of being able to lick your balls.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:58:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:55:20 (#)
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You just stay the fuck out of this toollboy, you probably own a cat.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:55:52 EDT (#)
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Akitas are for girls.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:55:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:37:09 (#)
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Actually, I know a great deal about dogs.
What is your fixation with all things homosexual? That's a sign of repression. You might as well come out of the closet. Nobody here cares, and it's not like you'll ever meet any of these people anyway.
Your Huskies are just another sign of your sexual insecurity. Obviousy, you feel the need to have "big dogs" to make up for your own effiminate lifestye.
It's ok Whatty. Hell, you can even cry if you want to. I'd loan you a hankie if I was there.
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Officially Owned.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:52:05 EDT (#)
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Plus you should see the size of my cock........IT'S HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:50:59 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Akitas in there.
Akitas would kick the shit out of both Shelties and Huskies
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:49:59 EDT (#)
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OH NOES TEH INTRAWEBWAR!11!!1
I liked the post TIMS
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:48:09 EDT (#)
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I like cheese!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:48:08 EDT (#)
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That daschund in the car seat looks so humiliated and pissed off I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:45:41 EDT (#)
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Yeah ... well my dad can beat up your dad.
(crybaby)
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:37:09 EDT (#)
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Actually, I know a great deal about dogs.
What is your fixation with all things homosexual? That's a sign of repression. You might as well come out of the closet. Nobody here cares, and it's not like you'll ever meet any of these people anyway.
Your Huskies are just another sign of your sexual insecurity. Obviousy, you feel the need to have "big dogs" to make up for your own effiminate lifestye.
It's ok Whatty. Hell, you can even cry if you want to. I'd loan you a hankie if I was there.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:30:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:24:51 (#)
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I assure you, my shelties will outsmart your stupid fucking huskies any day.
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Right before they get eaten, because they are so gay.
You really don't know a whole lot about breeds do you, pissflap?
Stick with coming back as a buttplug, you belong in a gay mans ass....again
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:26:21 EDT (#)
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Cute
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:24:51 EDT (#)
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I assure you, my shelties will outsmart your stupid fucking huskies any day.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:23:58 EDT (#)
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You want to be this dog so you can cuddle with me. Admit it. http://www.ubersite.com/m/77883
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:22:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:13:25 (#)
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9 years? what the hell do you do to your dogs man, 15 sounds more like it
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15? If you're a Yorkie, maybe. Most big dogs don't get much past 10. That's why I said _average_!
I mean, sure, the average human lifespan is around, what, 75ish? I plan on blowing that away by at least 30 years, but that's just the average.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:22:10 EDT (#)
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AND you would be able to tongue your own balls! SWEET!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:20:16 EDT (#)
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Yayy Dogs
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:20:07 EDT (#)
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Whatty, shut the fuck up with your Huskies. Jesus. If I tried to fit every breed of dog under the sun into this post, I'd still be working on it next year, fuckturd.
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I can understand this, coming from a guy that wants to be a "Sheltie" in the next life.
Could you have picked a gayer dog?
A FUCKING SHELTIE? ...why not just some queers favorite buttplug? ..it's about the same.
PS; your "gayness" is hanging out again!!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:15:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:10:26 (#)
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And your average lifespan would be around 9 years.
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But I wouldn't know or care. Death is not something I'd spend a lot of time worrying about, as a dog.
Whatty, shut the fuck up with your Huskies. Jesus. If I tried to fit every breed of dog under the sun into this post, I'd still be working on it next year, fuckturd.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:13:53 EDT (#)
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I concur
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:13:25 EDT (#)
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9 years? what the hell do you do to your dogs man, 15 sounds more like it
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:12:29 EDT (#)
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No self licking either?
Man... this post sucks!!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:10:26 EDT (#)
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And your average lifespan would be around 9 years.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:09:08 EDT (#)
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Not a single mention of being able to lick yourself, how could you forget about that?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-27 14:07:47 EDT (#)
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-1 NO Siberian Husky??
Poo on you