Calling All British Uberites: Come here to cast your votes (501 hits)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2005-10-27 15:39:23 EDT
Oh please, "leadership"?
You Limey fucks wouldn't know what that is even it came spewing out like curry takeout from tubgirl's ass.
All you gobshites do is wander around, pissing and moaning - you guys are permanent back-benchers in the Game of Life....
Do you even know when the last time Britain got an erection? 1982. 23 FECKIN YEARS AGO!
(the Falklands War, for my ignorant American chums)
So, if you want to vote for someone, vote for the one who COMMANDS respect, throughout all corners of the globe!!
Vote for this guy.
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:20:35 (#)
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Good job, dipshit!
(Shlongy's getting in 18 holes today - then after he's done at the YMCA, he's gonna play some golf!)
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I shit myself with laughter when I read this review.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:05:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:47:57 (#)
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I have no pride in my country whatsoever.
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THAT is exactly the problem I am addressing here.
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:11:05 (#)
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*sigh*
THIS is what ruins it for all your fellow countrymen. We'd like you if it wasn't for your tendency to clench at the slightest insult and start screaming to all who'll listen how great your country is and how shit we are.
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You'll note there is NO mention of what 'my country' is, or its relative 'greatness' - I am ONLY talking about Britain here.
You (the English) need to get over your inferioritry complex and quit whining, otherwise, you're just Belgium with nukes...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:47:57 EDT (#)
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I have no pride in my country whatsoever.
I like the people in it though. I hate your attitude. And this post is teh ghey
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:11:05 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
THIS is what ruins it for all your fellow countrymen. We'd like you if it wasn't for your tendency to clench at the slightest insult and start screaming to all who'll listen how great your country is and how shit we are.
It's like diplomacy is actively bred out or repressed.
Submitted by fitzie (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:24:24 EDT (#)
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If you are going to insult us at least make it amusing.
You are less funny than a Scottish nationalist.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:44:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:39:39 EDT (#)
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Mr Churchill would command much more respect if he was still alive fella.
Any way, we all know that britain has been involved in (if not started) every single war ever. It's our way, we're quite good at it now.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-27 23:29:47 EDT (#)
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Shit stirring cunt.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:37:37 EDT (#)
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Microsoft Word has me convinced it's spelt with two T's.
Who am I to argue with globalization?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:35:07 EDT (#)
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was that a cynical and deliberate misspelling of BRITISH?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:58:40 (#)
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I'M SORRY SPAM, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T GET OFFENDED WHEN SOMEONE CRITICISES US FOR NOT STARTING MORE WARS
but I'm just sensitive that way.
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What does it matter what somebody else says about your country and what could you possibly say in reponse from thousands of miles away to change their mind anyway?
'Tis one of the things I've never understood about patriotism: fair dues, Love you country, no problem with that, but tell me, why is it essential for everybody else to love it too? Is it not just easier to just listen to the stupidity spewing forth with a sense of of smug self-satisfaction, safe in the irrefutable knowledge that you are in fact, better than everybody else?
THAT'S THE BRITTISH WAY DAMNIT!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:05:33 EDT (#)
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Lady, in the morning i shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
I love that quote, hehehehe he was the man.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:58:40 EDT (#)
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I'M SORRY SPAM, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T GET OFFENDED WHEN SOMEONE CRITICISES US FOR NOT STARTING MORE WARS
but I'm just sensitive that way.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:47:14 (#)
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they are typically described as "wars" not "police actions". if I remember right, the Korean War was officially a "police action".
also, the Argentinians lost because their army was weak, composed mostly of ill-trained young recruits. they were not the hardened foes you are hyping them up to be. I think they were relying on the British just giving up the islands rather than fighting for them.
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they had a shitload of Exocets and Super Etendards - ask the crew of the Sheffield if you don't believe me.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:53:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:47:14 (#)
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they are typically described as "wars" not "police actions". if I remember right, the Korean War was officially a "police action".
also, the Argentinians lost because their army was weak, composed mostly of ill-trained young recruits. they were not the hardened foes you are hyping them up to be. I think they were relying on the British just giving up the islands rather than fighting for them.
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Then again, there might be a few who get fished in.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:47:14 EDT (#)
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they are typically described as "wars" not "police actions". if I remember right, the Korean War was officially a "police action".
also, the Argentinians lost because their army was weak, composed mostly of ill-trained young recruits. they were not the hardened foes you are hyping them up to be. I think they were relying on the British just giving up the islands rather than fighting for them.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:32:01 EDT (#)
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Police action? no the police is police action.
you'll be saying the people in guantanemo bay aren't prisoners of war next
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:12:53 EDT (#)
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In fact, have a -1 because this could've been done much better.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:04:19 EDT (#)
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My fave thing about this kind of thing is that if you pour out some typically cliched Anti-American sentiment onto this site, The Seppos'll jump all over it quicker than a Zimbabwean at a finger buffet - The post'll be most heated in minutes because of a slew of reactionary minus 2's coupled with: "if wasn't for us you'd all be starving/speaking german/watching shit movies/being persecuted/appreciating your freedom".
post similar sentiment about Britain and the most your gonna do is get people shrugging saying
"...So?"
When you have patriotism drilled into your soul from an early age, it must suck when you realise that nobody else really gives a shit.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:26:19 EDT (#)
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BAAAAAART! It's time to split the Politics category into Politics - Seppo, Politics - Limey, Politics - Arssie (sic), and Politics - Other.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:24:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:33:34 (#)
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you might want to get your facts a little straighter. Britain has taken part in, I think, 5 wars since 1997, off the top of my head they are Kosovo, Sierra Leone, Iraq, Afganistan and I forget the last.
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my facts ARE straight - none of those are wars, those are police actions.
See, this is the limp-dicked sort of thing I was just talking about, you dumbarse.
In Kosovo, you had a bunch of reservists standing around directing traffic, smoking cigarettes and allowing the Serbs to indiscriminately murder anyone they fancied.
In the Falklands, you had 2-Para do a forced march of 40 Km ALL NIGHT to reach the battlefield of Goose Green, engage the enemy at a 2-1 disadvantage (600 Brits vs 1400 Argies) in entrenched positions, and the Brits STILL kicked their asses.
_THAT_ IS A 'WAR', YOU DUMBFUCK
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:11:09 EDT (#)
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If England's so great how come we had to save your ass in WWII?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:57:48 EDT (#)
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You need to be more like America and fight wars on a regular basis to keep your military sharp and better-trained.
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I've never heard anything so ridiculous!
*You don't want to be like America and fight against your allies on a regular basis and forget how to read maps.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:43:46 EDT (#)
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or, to rebut your assertion in another way, the threat of a massive land invasion is not what this country needs at the moment. nor will it happen.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:33:34 EDT (#)
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you might want to get your facts a little straighter. Britain has taken part in, I think, 5 wars since 1997, off the top of my head they are Kosovo, Sierra Leone, Iraq, Afganistan and I forget the last.
so shut up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-27 16:27:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:44:13 (#)
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We still have the best trained military in the world. They make all the other militaries cry because they are so deadly and cool.
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While I woulds tend to agree with this, the last time you guys used your military was in 1982. (Them dudes in Basra are just nothing but lollipop men, sorry man)
You need to be more like America and fight wars on a regular basis to keep your military sharp and better-trained.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:50:21 EDT (#)
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At least this post didn't make my fingers stink after clicking on it like the other one did
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:49:23 EDT (#)
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I love the Limeys, I do, but for some reason this made me laugh.
Sharp stick Limey poking!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:45:28 EDT (#)
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Mmmm... curry takeout
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-27 15:44:13 EDT (#)
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We still have the best trained military in the world. They make all the other militaries cry because they are so deadly and cool.