If Death Was A Color, I'd Paint You With It. (623 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.29 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Drop It Like It's Disgusting<likeafallingbomb.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-27 18:30:52 EDT
Somedays, I just feel like punching peoples heads off thier necks.
I don't know about the rest of human population, but.... actually wait I do know about the rest of them. If you find yourself reading this and saying "Hey, I do that!" then fuck off and die and never come back. Anyways, I can't stand when people you don't know, won't need know, will never want to know come up and bother you while you are doing something progressive, like day-dreaming or writing e-mails, or anything that we all love to do. I took one of my co-workers to a different base on Okinawa today, because she wasn't going to be working with us any longer. Naturally, we go to her future work place and there are other dumb idiots running around, just like where I work. One of these high -n- tights greets us as we step into the open room. His last name is honestly between 15-24 characters long, so I didn't put any effort into reading it.
A little background - they knew where my co-worker (her name is Halkis) was comming from, why she was comming, and should have by all means realized that I was comming from the same fucking place. He looks at me, looks back at Halkis, and says "Is he from base too"? For further assurance this guy is the same rank as me. Talking as if I wasn't fucking there. She says yes, and even though that would normally piss me off already (people talking as if i'm not right the fuck in front of them) I let it go because I knew I would never see this fuck again. He turns to me and says "So did you drive her?" No you fuck, we walked 3 hours just to get here. As a matter of fact I gave her a piggy-back ride to come see you. Not wanting to get an attitude with this kid in his own office and his own base 10 minutes from my freedom time, I said "Yea, I drove her here". Then he really goes to far. He has the nerve to say "Well, you don't look too happy about it. I bet it took you all day". This guy is about to die. I was praying to my egyptian Gods that a cinder block would fall from the ceiling and smash this moron in his fat little head. Then, on top of this, he says "Well you don't mind, do you?" Thats something your Mom says when you're running out to grandma's car in the middle of a snowy blizzard because she wants to sit on her favorite pillow. They know you fucking mind, but they present the question so you can't say something smart. I ignore him after this. He turns back to Halkis and starts talking again. Not two seconds later he says it again. "You don't mind, do you?" Then it's over. I'm tired of games. I say "No, fuckhead, I don't mind. If I were to mind she wouldn't be here, now would she?"
He left me alone after that, and 10 minutes later I was driving my merry ass home.
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whilst its been fashionable for many years to be an 'angry young man' it is in actual fact a big pile of purile gayness.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Any more brains and you would be a mongoloid. But heres a +1 for the effort corky.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Soldier, hey?
Thank you for defending my democracy.
After reading this I pray you are never a part of the process.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got a B.A. didn't you? Bachelor of Stupidity. Where'd you go to school? Mississippi State?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are great in suck lore, oh DILID.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:52:58 (#)
Ranking: -1
what a waste of a title.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Couldnt read it. Arghhhhhhhh a huge block of text. id rather clean my butt with a toothbrush.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No. Shut up. You suck.
I might drop by later and give you a christmas card(Except that instead of a christmas card, it'll be murder).
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-10-27 19:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 because I enjoyed your title
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what a waste of a title.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't -2 this out of sympathy that english isn't your first language, I hope.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Halkis, LCPL. Admin clerk. 1st MAW.
Please don't mention people's names on here. It could be traced back to you.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You marked this as humor? THIS is humor. http://www.ubersite.com/m/77837 What you wrote was simply painful to read and I had such high hopes with that subject line. You should have put RANT in your subject line. Fuckstick.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What?