Fuck Uber Won't Let Me Say It Sucks Ass [Mother Fucker] (773 hits)
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Submitted by Lauren123 (View user info) at 2005-10-27 20:31:54 EDT
blonde hair doesn't suit me thought that everyone out there would like to know that bye
this poem was read at my friends funeral in July
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My penis aches with desire.
My herpes burn like fire.
that's all I have so far, what do you think?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I lie next her in the bed,
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed,
Never mind the fact that she's dead,
It turns me on. It turns me on.
Sure, She's a little cold to the touch,
But that doesn't bother me much,
Because the embalment's such,
A lovely job. A lovely job.
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.
And now, I've got her propped up in a chair,
She's losing her skin and her hair,
And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare,
so much at me. So much at me.
Yeah, rigamortis has taken it's toll,
And her body is as stiff as pole,
But I'll never put her back in the hole,
I dug her from. I dug her from.
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.
I love you
(Courtesy of Stephen Lynch)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a downer.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bwahahahhahaa - The fucker was so stupid that he died.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:56:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you mother fuckers
leave my friend alone
he didnt do anything to you fuckers did he?
he never got the chance!
he was 14 when he died
i hate you all you sick mother fuckers
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He may have done. How can you say for sure?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat shit and die
so I can fuck your corpse's eye.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you mother fuckers
leave my friend alone
he didnt do anything to you fuckers did he?
he never got the chance!
he was 14 when he died
i hate you all you sick mother fuckers
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate sappy shit, but there was a reference to a stairway to heaven that I couldn't -2 for some reason.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:47:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:45:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Satan looked around his bathroom, said "I need a toilet seat"
Up to earth he looked and thought "Her face looks neat."
He put his arms around you and swooped you down to hell -
Satan's shitter's made of gold - I hear it's mighty swell.
He knew that you like golden showers, he knew you liked it wet,
He knew you gargled urine well, though you played hard to get.
He placed your face upon his throne and nailed it tight and true
He opened up your purséd lips to catch his piss and poo.
It broke our hearts to lose you but your death is not in vain
We always think of you, my sweet, when we pee down the drain.
If laughing at this damns us, well, then consider us all damned
But that means soon we'll piss on you in Satan's fiery land.
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Hahaha. Far too much time on your hands there
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more rubber chicken.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for sharing
Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't read poems.
Sorry.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha YOUR FRIEND IS DEAD AND MINE IS STILL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAH JEALOUS??
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Inhale your cunt, through a flamethrower.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To bad about your friend.......................
it shoulda been you.
zing
sorry i couldnt help myself.
its a sickness really.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"
Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:43:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:33:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Inhale a lightbulb... through your cunt.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww...
Go fuck yourself. With razors.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-27 21:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for "rhyming" Lane and Again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:47:50 EDT (#)
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Make that: "Her face looks pretty neat."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Satan looked around his bathroom, said "I need a toilet seat"
Up to earth he looked and thought "Her face looks neat."
He put his arms around you and swooped you down to hell -
Satan's shitter's made of gold - I hear it's mighty swell.
He knew that you like golden showers, he knew you liked it wet,
He knew you gargled urine well, though you played hard to get.
He placed your face upon his throne and nailed it tight and true
He opened up your purséd lips to catch his piss and poo.
It broke our hearts to lose you but your death is not in vain
We always think of you, my sweet, when we pee down the drain.
If laughing at this damns us, well, then consider us all damned
But that means soon we'll piss on you in Satan's fiery land.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:33:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Inhale a lightbulb... through your cunt.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh dear another angry young girl.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ahh, god sucks!! he killed your friend and you had to go to the funeral and see your friend whom you love, laying there dead and you cried and comforted her distraught family and all that pain and aggony, ohhhh man. god sucks, he kills everyone you love and you still love him.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 20:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Inhale a lightbulb... through your cunt.