I'm masturbating right now! (2292 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.6 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2005-10-27 22:29:22 EDT
And thinking of Fat Tony.....
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:54:28 EDT (#)
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well at least you kinda look like you satisfyingly scratched your testes... feel better?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:31:31 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:55:29 (#)
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I like the way you cock your eyebrow. I don't like your alter, though.
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Pun intended?
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Yeah, the pun was intended. But the unintentional revelation that I was not up on my Uberhistory (by referring to Hidden as Method) was not.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:43:50 EDT (#)
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Who isn't?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:34:34 EDT (#)
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I just blew my wad on my new intern
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fucking wrong.
Well fucking hot.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:42:09 EDT (#)
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Stop being nice to Fat Tony.
I'm freaking out man.
You are freaking out. Man.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:31:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:55:29 (#)
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I like the way you cock your eyebrow. I don't like your alter, though.
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Pun intended?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:19:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG MEE TOOOO
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Sluuuuuuut
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:47:05 EDT (#)
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I _____ you right now
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*bangs head against wall*
Submitted by b0bbieb0b (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:14:37 EDT (#)
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+2 for "the head isn't cubuler enough"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:54:23 EDT (#)
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Hoo boy.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:04:59 EDT (#)
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This would be way cooler if you were a hot chick
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:54:11 EDT (#)
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That's not Method, the chin is too pointy and the head isn't cubuler enough.
Submitted by greyfox (user info) at 2005-10-28 00:01:42 EDT (#)
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hidden has cancer and is never coming back to uber.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-27 23:09:15 EDT (#)
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Hidden is alive and well and somewhere far far away from the US and he's never coming back to Uber again.
And he says you can all go fuck yourselves. He's better than you are.
Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-10-27 23:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to him anyway?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-27 23:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WEIRD WHEN I MASTURBATE I TURN INTO HIDDEN TOO
I HATE THAT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:55:29 EDT (#)
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I like the way you cock your eyebrow. I don't like your alter, though.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:52:59 EDT (#)
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Fuck, I guess I can do it again.
Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:49:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:38:39 (#)
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But is it really masturbating if you sit on your hand first to make it numb?
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Hahahahaha....hand rapist.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:44:02 EDT (#)
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sexxxx
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:43:28 EDT (#)
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Hidden /= Method.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:40:26 EDT (#)
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EWWW
GET A ROOM U SICK BASTARD
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77913
GO SOX AND BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:38:39 EDT (#)
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But is it really masturbating if you sit on your hand first to make it numb?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:32:19 EDT (#)
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Odd. I was doing the same thing.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-27 22:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG MEE TOOOO