Sanity, and a serious lack there of. (528 hits)
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Submitted by Balrog (View user info) at 2005-10-28 00:38:44 EDT
This is my first post.
Life and sanity.
I've come to the conclusion that its just futile, everything is futile. Roberta Sparrow in Donnie Darko couldn't have been more right "Every living creature dies alone" its just the way it is, in the end its you and whatever the hell you believe in. Theres too much stress around everything is there to stress me out, I can't take it. My girlfriend I'm on a break with won't take my calls, I've done nothing to her; so fuck her. I miss my best friend a whole lot. My teachers suck. My classes suck. I have too much homework. I have 4 tests that determine everything. I've lost faith in quite a few people I thought were decent. My roommate and one of my suitemates are the only people I trust around here. I've decided I really do hate people, I was borderline before, now I know. I hate girls with a burning passion, can't any of you be god damn decent? even the good ones let you down. Girls don't want a nice guy they want some asshole that will treat them like shit, and I just refuse to do that. Chivalry is dead, dead as a doornail and I feel like I'm the only one left with an ounce of decency. They say that in a group of friends theres always a mad one and if none of your friends are mad then it's you...well thats right it's definately me. No ones manly anymore everyones a pussy.
I've decided after college im going to live alone get rich and spend the rest of my days playing video games, seeing as a video game can't let you down, won't talk back, and provides hours a fun...wow its better than a woman. In general I give up, I'm done with people. I'm just going to work till I can't work anymore and that'll be the end of it. It's not a sad existance I think ill quite like it. There's no one to worry about but the work. Beginning now thats all im doing from now on, other than making time for sam, anyone else can suck my nuts they arn't worth it. Looks like im just a hot guy with a great good funny (in a cynical kind of way) personality. If you don't think so drop me a line. Mjfitzge.at.gmail.com
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:51:04 (#)
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I would also like to point out, there was minimum feminist lashback by my post??? WTF???? It would have been nice to have thrown some feminism in there, ladies just wernt paying attention I guess.
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another one, for this. wernt? wtf.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at first, i thought english wasn't your first language.. then i thought, hey.. this isn't so bad. he's just complaining.
then i read the last line.
Looks like im just a hot guy with a great good funny (in a cynical kind of way) personality. If you don't think so drop me a line.
-2die
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs less Balrog.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chooo chooo!
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:51:04 EDT (#)
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I would also like to point out, there was minimum feminist lashback by my post??? WTF???? It would have been nice to have thrown some feminism in there, ladies just wernt paying attention I guess.
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you all thought I was emo, I was interested to see the reaction uber would have to such a post, now I know. Thankyou all for giving me material to write my english paper. Welcome to the land of diversion :D. You made the case study a whole lot easier, congratz.
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome to Rock Bottom :)
What you have just described is alot like real life.
But remember it will get better...eventually.
It could also be worse too, afterall can you imagine what it would be like if you had to go out and hunt for your food on top of all your other woes *L*
I've never met a soul on this planet that doesn't have issues. My bosses, my family, even a well adjusted young christian like myself.
Life is a mirage. We form attatchments and then when they are gone, we miss our toys and diversions.
But it's not real.
Ok, I go now. But remeber this...change is good. Everything changes, all the time. The state of relationships change daily. But it's ok. Just go forward and walk down the street like you got a pair, and everything will fall into place.
It also helps to say...Fuck this and Fuck that alot :)
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:36:06 EDT (#)
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-2 for your first post being an emo peice of shit.
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Hahahahaha! Classic! Also I'm still manly anymore.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Someone always has it far worse than you. Quit being such a self loathing pussy. You choose to be happy and make your life good. It doesnt just happen. Quit expecting the worst to happen.
Submitted by Guile (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guile VS Balrog
= Guile owning that stupid boxer
+2 for Street Fighter name
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:01:41 EDT (#)
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Er, I meant +2.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:01:21 EDT (#)
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For some reason I couldn't -2 this. Maybe it was out of pity; it reminds me of my first post, which, similarly, was entirely sappy, nihilist and emo. At the time, of course, it was a brilliant and profound work, from my point of view, and I'm sure that holds the same for you and this, your first post. In the future, however, I advise you avoid writing about what your take on the meaning of life is. Invariably there will be too many holes in your theory that only Uberites will find.
+2 for allowing me a nostalgic mental wandering. And for pity.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for writing that this is your first post.
-2 for your first post being an emo peice of shit.
-2 for being a whiny little faggot.
-2 for sujecting me to your fucking whining.
Let's see *grabs calculator*
That equals minus a fuckload more than the -2 I can actually give this.
I hope this post isn't a true reflection of your outlook on life, because if it is, I feel sorry for you.
Submitted by b0bbieb0b (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me join the party. I'm a great one for tradition.
On a lighter note, allow me to suggest poking out your own eyes with a mechanical pencil! If you leave the pencil in the eye socket, people will think you are a frustrated writer and the sympathy will force them to excuse the constant misuse of apostrophes.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:42:06 EDT (#)
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This was ok, a few mistakes here and there, but when you feel shitty sometimes it doesn't matter. However I would point out that everyone has problems, some of them far harsher than this.
Err I mean -2 die *I hate girls with a burning passion* May I suggest a romp with a young stable boy, Berty tells me it's really rather invigorating.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, here's a plati-2de for admitting to a first post. As it's been said, this is tradition, and you know what you don't do: you don't fuck with tradition.
On the other hand the teenage angst subject's been done both better and to death, so I'm sure there'll be a lot of "Just quit whining and go kill yourself" type responses to this. Or at least could be, if anyone cares to expend the effort. On this front I'd prolly go with a -1 for the content with another -1 for using "there of" in the title instread of the more correct "thereof".
So all in all, a post great in suck. Welcome to uber.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just realized i didn't give you your minus 2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:39:55 EDT (#)
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Sorry man , mention of first post
It's tradition
-2DIE
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:02:22 EDT (#)
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Don't you come round here with that attitude young man. Get over yourself and read some of what the buddhists believe. It's basically the same, they are just a bit more motivated/pragmatic!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:47:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Puberty passed a long time ago, but thanks anyway.
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You poor lamb.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:19:48 EDT (#)
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This is my first post.
Read no further
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh you cock.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:26:03 EDT (#)
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Fuckin A
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:11:25 EDT (#)
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Puberty passed a long time ago, but thanks anyway.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:18:15 EDT (#)
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Uh-huh.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dont worry, puberty passes after a few years, youll get the hang of it someday
What the hell man....
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-28 00:43:15 EDT (#)
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Ummmm....good luck with that.