My NEW Sweet Ass Ride! (766 hits)
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Submitted by <diekreutzen.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-28 02:14:47 EDT
She cost me $450. 4WD, 4spd, runs awesome. Only IDIOTS pay more than $1000 for a car!!
See ya in the MUD PITS!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:11:14 EDT (#)
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Office de la langue francaise (OLF)
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:31:09 EDT (#)
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That was back when the rear bumper was an option
Submitted by DieKreutzen (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:27:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:54:37 (#)
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Sorry that I spent my post high school years attending a university instead slinging wrenches. My time is worth far more than the $25,000 I would have saved if I worked on my beater all the time.
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So now you can spend your days drunk all the time? Wow, University is GREAT! WOOT SHlongy Jr.!
My time is worth far more than the countless $ I would have spent if I had gotten drunk all the time. I'd much rather work on cars.
This truck needs tires - the fronts are 2" taller than the rears. I'll get that fixed right up...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Muddin' in a full-body 1/2 ton with skinny tires and a manual transmission?
hmBAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA! hoo, hee... BAAAAAHAAHAAHAA!
Don't worry, I'll ask my wife to winch you out with her truck. Winch, see, 'cos the tow strap'd probably just yank the frame right out from under the cab.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:20:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love a ute like that! I'd prefer one of those small subaru pick ups, i can't think what they're called, the sides of the flat bed slope down to the back from the top of the cab?
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A Brat will kick a Baja's ass any day!
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+ 1 for this:
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:55:45 (#)
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Y HALO THAR REDNEX!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:15:09 EDT (#)
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why do you have 3 different colored railings?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:59:03 EDT (#)
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I think your truck is swell, but did your driveway get ripped up in a hurricane?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:55:45 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR REDNEX!!!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:44:06 EDT (#)
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Only IDIOTS pay more than $1000 for a car!!
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I see rust forming above the rear wheel...what the hell is the mileage on this thing?
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
needs bigger wheels.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 07:07:32 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking about posting the girl that comes with this ride but I can't find one fugly enough
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:55:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:29:14 (#)
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"Bumper rated to 350 lb. Negro drag ratio".
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Duh... that was an option on this model...
N'least it dont sing when y'all put(snow)chains orn it
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:38:55 EDT (#)
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not bad condition at all for an 87... body wise anyway. i love all these city dwellers who dont realize that some people actually use trucks for WORK, and that their fuckin toyota just wouldnt cut it.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:29:14 EDT (#)
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"Bumper rated to 350 lb. Negro drag ratio".
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice...did it come with a free white hood
and some spare petrol soaked crosses?
Does the horn sound like Dave Chapelle screaming...
"whiiiiiiiiite pow-wah"
Some'n else 'n said it fiiirst burt...
y'all need a c'nfed-rt flag on that thang too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:29:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:26:30 (#)
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murder her.
i mena naturally *I* can afford a brand spanking new car but I was jsut looking out for the little people.
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You'll get yours.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:26:30 EDT (#)
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murder her.
i mena naturally *I* can afford a brand spanking new car but I was jsut looking out for the little people.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:26:08 EDT (#)
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And no shoes.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:25:57 EDT (#)
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All you need is a confederate flag in the window and some bigger wheels, and you can be a proper redneck hick.
Oh, and loose a few teeth and wear denim dungerees with white vests.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:18:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:06:01 (#)
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why is rad being a prick today.
not everyone can afford a new car.
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Because I paid way too much for my car, but my wife wouldn't let me buy another $500 car.
something about being white trash (thats "chav" in engrish) and not being caught dead in.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:13:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:45:03 (#)
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I would love a ute like that! I'd prefer one of those small subaru pick ups, i can't think what they're called, the sides of the flat bed slope down to the back from the top of the cab? ""
shut up you flamin gallar!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:07:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:45:03 (#)
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I would love a ute like that! I'd prefer one of those small subaru pick ups, i can't think what they're called, the sides of the flat bed slope down to the back from the top of the cab?
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Bloody hell Fabit, are you made of money? It's expensive running a small diesel let alone a petrol guzzling monster like that.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-28 05:07:00 EDT (#)
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Yup, it's all hicks at this site.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:45:03 EDT (#)
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I would love a ute like that! I'd prefer one of those small subaru pick ups, i can't think what they're called, the sides of the flat bed slope down to the back from the top of the cab?
Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:08:44 EDT (#)
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What a deal!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 04:06:01 EDT (#)
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why is rad being a prick today.
not everyone can afford a new car.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:43:59 EDT (#)
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Mine's better.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:20:12 (#)
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Yep. That's a ute.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:36:38 EDT (#)
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And you will soon spend 50 bucks a day on gas. sayonara!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-28 03:28:15 EDT (#)
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the mexican lights on the top of the cab gotta be worth at least a hundred
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:54:37 EDT (#)
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Sorry that I spent my post high school years attending a university instead slinging wrenches. My time is worth far more than the $25,000 I would have saved if I worked on my beater all the time.
Submitted by DieKreutzen (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:47:40 EDT (#)
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"you mean us idiots that get more than 6 miles to the gallon and don't break down every other day?"
I'm a mechanic. My cars don't break down.
This truck is an '87. I'm gonna lift it & restore it, you'll see.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:30:20 EDT (#)
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+ 1 for the sweet Jap maple.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:28:35 EDT (#)
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actually, 2nd look, more like a '91
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:28:04 EDT (#)
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You should load the back of it with placenta and hemorrhoids.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:26:42 EDT (#)
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Only IDIOTS pay more than $1000 for a car!!
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you mean us idiots that get more than 6 miles to the gallon and don't break down every other day?
BTW that looks like a '73 or '74. You sould have checked the rear diff before purchasing, or that $450 is going to turn into $1,450 real soon.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-28 02:20:12 EDT (#)
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Yep. That's a truck.