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It is time to overthrow the Irani government (802 hits)

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Submitted by <Cleanfornow> (View user info) at 2005-10-28 08:56:15 EDT


http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4384264.stm

Fuck your fucking ratings and fuck you, you fucking fuck unless you:

1) Totally agree that the free world should see to the end of the existing Irani government

or

2) can make a reasonable case against the fact that the existing Irani government has to go.

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Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2006-12-19 01:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

All right.

So you posit that the Iranian government needs to be overthrown. In fact there is another reason for doing so, since the strength of Iran is the one solid reason keeping American troops in the mire that is Iraq (U.S. pulls out, Iran extends influence over large parts of Iraq, becomes the start of an Arab super-nation...it's a nightmare for the strategic thinkers of the world.)

Lets ignore for a minute the moral dimension of your suggestion (since that's the good ol' US way) and focus on practicalities.

Any move against Iran would result in retaliation from its allies Saudi Arabia, Syria, Egypt...in fact every Arab nation in the world would be drawn into the jihad. American forces, already overstretched in Afghanistan and Iraq, would find themselves involved in a ground war against fundamental extremists that they can't win. The world has already shown its reluctance to aid and abet the US's wars of aggression (or "pre-emptive defense" in Orwellian,) so you can't rely on the military strength of allies. I guess you're saying they should reinstate the draft. I hope you're looking forward to your time in the forces, son.

No? unacceptable to the American people? (thank god something is.)

So what? Pure air power doesn't win wars, that was proven in Vietnam and Kosovo.

Nuke it? Hmmm...irradiate the world's key energy reserves?

Which is why Iran is perfectly safe to pursue their nuclear weapons program, and why 56 servicemen lost their lives in the Iraqi desert last week


Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The shit I just dropped in the can has more knowledge and potential for success than you.

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-29 11:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<I really don't give a shit about Americans, Israelis, Iranians, Iraqis, my collegues, my neighbors...basically every single person that isn't me, my family or a friend.>

SO SHUT UP YOU RETARDED ASSWIPE

<With that in mind, why not let the Middle East plunge into chaos while we do business? We've been doing it with Africa since forever, so what's the problem here?>

The Africans are not building nukes.

If you are so completely apathetic, why do you bother to make these utterly inane arguements?


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 16:37:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:11:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Cual, are you serious? Nobody outside the US is being threatened????? You got news censorship where you live? These idiots are blowing themselves up at hotels, coffee shops, train stations all over the world you dunce. Remember Spain? Those pansies voted out their gov't due to a bomb attack. On and on but you remember only what fits in your little world view, which is america sucks. Fucking brilliant.
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All over the world? How much chance there are that one of these desert cockroach actually kills you in an attack? About the same chance you have of being electrocuted by your alarm clock. People need to stop giving so much credit to these desperate fucks. You only give them hope: "Oh look at the American cowards panicking over a few explosions...let's keep it up boys! Fetch a retard and a bomb vest! Jihad!"

Just so you know, I do like to spark arguments with americans but in reality, I really don't give a shit about Americans, Israelis, Iranians, Iraqis, my collegues, my neighbors...basically every single person that isn't me, my family or a friend.

With that in mind, why not let the Middle East plunge into chaos while we do business? We've been doing it with Africa since forever, so what's the problem here?

Go genocide! :-)

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<Iranies...you must be kidding.>

Thanks. This made me laugh.


Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cual, are you serious? Nobody outside the US is being threatened????? You got news censorship where you live? These idiots are blowing themselves up at hotels, coffee shops, train stations all over the world you dunce. Remember Spain? Those pansies voted out their gov't due to a bomb attack. On and on but you remember only what fits in your little world view, which is america sucks. Fucking brilliant.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You call "Wipe Israel off the face of the Earth" non-threatening to Israel?"""

I'm sorry, I care about Israel about as much as you cared about Sudan when people were being wiped off the face of the Earth.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Right on both counts. But, nontheless, I am right that the president of Iran should be assassinated and the nuke plant demolished for the good of the world, especially the citizens of Iran (Iranies) """

Iranies...you must be kidding.

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<No one outside the US is being threatened by muslim extremists either, that's why nobody gives a shit :-)>

You call "Wipe Israel off the face of the Earth" non-threatening to Israel?


<Haha you stupid fucker, Irani.
I bet you are American right?>

Right on both counts. But, nontheless, I am right that the president of Iran should be assassinated and the nuke plant demolished for the good of the world, especially the citizens of Iran (Iranies)

<For someone calling others racist, you sound quite a bit like one yourself.>

Hmmmmm, I'm a pot, you're a kettle, and you're black. I will call anyone any name I want if they take the side of a religous fanatic hate mongering power-hungry physco whether the physco is Arab, Chinese, American, or even (shudder) if they are European.


Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha you stupid fucker, Irani.
I bet you are American right?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No one outside the US is being threatened by muslim extremists either, that's why nobody gives a shit :-)

Well, the Brits are attacked but it's not like they count as a sovereign country anymore. With their COLLABORATION on Iraq, they're pretty much just anothe American state.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:18:02 EDT (#)
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Now that I can agree with. Diplomacy, sanctions, carrot and stick is fine with me. The point of the post is it's time to do something. No one outside the US has the balls to stand up and do something. Even if the military is never used, radicals now understand it can happen. Shutting up a blowhard now on is easier than fighting later on.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:11:32 EDT (#)
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Of course I don't. That's why I'm asking questions.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:07:56 EDT (#)
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I absolutely agree with you. But the lack of content in this post is eyewatering...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not going to be a factor? The last two-terms president was a reformist. Even though he was slammed for failing to bring change, his language was a lot more moderate and so was his way of dealing with the nuclear issue.

Still, the US was constantly unsastified. Now that Iran has voted in a hardliner, maybe the US will have a real reason to be.

I have a feeling you don't know what you're talking about.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:19:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Had, I won't argue american foreign policy has been fucked up for yeears. My question is, what's your solution? The UN did shit for darfur, helped saddam rip off his own peoples food for oil etc etc. Europe doesn't dare move for fear of reprisals from from suicide bombers. That leaves the brits and the US. So, what's your solution?
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Establishing diplomatic ties would be one step. Occasionally criticizing Israel would be another. See I realize, unlike people like you, that criticizing something someone does allows them to still be an ally and a friend. Call them on it when they do something stupid, establish TRUE diplomatic ties with Iran, and try to work something out.

Of course, that doesn't involve the military, which is stretched perilously thin as it is, so I guess it is the "liberal pussy" way. My point, which you have glossed over so marvelously, is that overthrowing the current Iranian government is the same old fucked up foreign policy, so it's time to try something different. LIKE DIPLOMACY.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I know it's not something you came up with. I've been hearing it for years. I just don't think it's ever, ever going to be a factor.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't buy this for a second. If they were so unhappy, why did this guy get voted in so overwhelmingly? Or am I wrong about that? I was under the impression he was a popular choice there."""

The wish for changes from young Iranian reformists is not some bullshit theory I came up with. It's a significant factor that's been around for quite some time and is discussed quite often. I never said they were the majority.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the -2 is for the poster, not the comment I'm responding to.

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:01:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

Iran will eventually cave in on itself. Or so some people predict. The Iranian youth is tired of this and wishes for reforms. One thing Iraq is good for is that it might fan this movement.
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I don't buy this for a second. If they were so unhappy, why did this guy get voted in so overwhelmingly? Or am I wrong about that? I was under the impression he was a popular choice there.

For the life of me, I can't see Israel just standing by idly allowing this to go too far before they do something.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Freebie - I think the most pressing question right now is what's YOUR solution?

How do you suggest to take out the Iranian government? Iran is not Grenada you know.
Nuclear bombs? A draft? Robots? How will you sell this war this time?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:04:42 (#)
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My point exactly. Ignore or appeasement doesn't work. Chamberlain sucking hitler's dick didn't work, and let's not forget the arab countries who joined together to wipe Isreal off the map in 67(?). Learn from history friend.
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Hitler re-armed Germany, despite the treaty of Versailles. He annexed Austria. He crossed the Rhine. Chamberlain gave away Sudetenland but Hitler took all Czechoslovakia.

You're comparing these violations to the rhetoric of the leader of some desert strip? Plus, the French actually had the every means needed to stop Hitler before he got too big, so yeah, that was appeasement. In this case, outside of nukes, what ressources would you use to take out this government? It's not like you actually have a choice to use diplomacy on this one huh?


Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Had, I won't argue american foreign policy has been fucked up for yeears. My question is, what's your solution? The UN did shit for darfur, helped saddam rip off his own peoples food for oil etc etc. Europe doesn't dare move for fear of reprisals from from suicide bombers. That leaves the brits and the US. So, what's your solution?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, anyone remember what happened the last time the US participated in overthrowing the Iranian government? We FUCKING CREATED THE CURRENT ONE by attempting to force our values down their throats! Ever heard of the Shah? We backed him and the people tossed HIS ass out and replaced him with the Ayatollah Khomeini.

Come to think of it, we don't have a very good record with overthrowing governemnts. We also put Noriega and Castro into power, and supplied millions in weapons and aid to Saddam Hussein and the Taliban.

We sure need more of the same short-sighted foreign policy.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...don't feel your flaming is in vain you Arab cock sucking motherfuckers"""

For someone calling others racist, you sound quite a bit like one yourself.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My point exactly. Ignore or appeasement doesn't work. Chamberlain sucking hitler's dick didn't work, and let's not forget the arab countries who joined together to wipe Isreal off the map in 67(?). Learn from history friend.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 10:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Iran will eventually cave in on itself. Or so some people predict. The Iranian youth is tired of this and wishes for reforms. One thing Iraq is good for is that it might fan this movement.

But outside of that, I really don't see how the US could be capable of taking on Iraq with it's already streched out military and unstable economy. With the world support maybe, but you pissed away after 9-11 with the way you handled Iraq.
With nukes? Not exactly I good idea.

Answering rhetoric bullshit with a pre-emptive strike (just like Robertson suggested with Chavez) is pretty stupid I think. Besides, how many threatening statements Americans make on a daily basis about other countries? Millions probably. Maybe the American people has to go too? That's your logic, right?

You demand valid arguments yet you insult everyone. How american of you.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

To quickly address the issue, my psychotic friend Andy has come up with this plan: Remap and rename all the countries in the triangle with Turkey, Libya and Pakistan at the corners. In the center will be Blackglassistan, surrounded by Carcinomastan and then Nomansland as a buffer to the rest of the world. Won't have to do much painting of signs to rename "Libya" to "Dubya", while he's at it.

If you're gonna cry, Andy'll give you a reason to cry.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:46:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

And your solution is? Have some meetings at the UN, protest against those who would take action against a direst threat? You idiots live in a vacuum. A direct threat was made against real live people by an established government. If the world hides it's head in the sand and ignores this, it is interpreted as acceptance.
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We could always ignore it, the way we ignore the genocide in Darfur. That always works well for you party line-toting idiots.

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to actually go do some work. But, I will be back to rant my ass off some more in a few hours. And I will be checking on this tomorrow, so don't feel your flaming is in vain you Arab cock sucking motherfuckers. Ajhahah rajah hahaha

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:46:30 EDT (#)
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And your solution is? Have some meetings at the UN, protest against those who would take action against a direst threat? You idiots live in a vacuum. A direct threat was made against real live people by an established government. If the world hides it's head in the sand and ignores this, it is interpreted as acceptance.

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<Couldn't have put it better myself.>

YUP, you can't put anything better yourself. Go suck some more Arab dick.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:34:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Just as i don't kickbox against stillborn babies, i don't get into intellectual arguments with people like you. """

Couldn't have put it better myself.


Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How is the Iranian president any different?

He called for wiping-out the entire jewish race. Nrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:38:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:11:21 (#)
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You won't get much agreement here that something should be done. 90% of uber are pansies who think islamism is the religion of peace. Further islam isn't christianity, and it's oh so popular and cool to hate christianity.
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Are you implying that Christianity is a religion of peace? Are you on drugs? Christianity has a bloodier, more violent history than most other modern religions. Hell, our ultra-Christian president has invaded and overthrown 2 sovereign Islamic nations in the last 3 years. George Bush has said (through his actions) that the US should actively overthrow Islamic states. How is the Iranian president any different?

Wait, why am I arguing with you? You called it "islamism" instead of its real name, Islam. Typical ignorant, bloodthirsty redneck. You can't even learn the name of what you hate.








P.S. I am a Christian, so don't bring that argument back up.

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:38:04 EDT (#)
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Apollo, I never suggested going to war. I clearly stated that the Irani(an) government should be overthrown. Why, pray tell, do you disagree with that?

Berty, It is a lot more than "Talking Shit". The fucking assholes are rioting in the streets of Iran with bloodlust. They elected an asshole who is riling up their ignorant hatred for his own gain. I say kill the fuck, openly, and with extreme prejudice. Then, bomb the nuclear plant in broad daylight, drop about ten times the ordinace necessary just to make the point very clear.




Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Christian fundamentalists taking over a peaceful Islamic state for the sake of a few words.... nice, although I couldn't imagine the 2 billion Muslim inhabitants of this planet being very happy about that.


it would be WW3 buddy....

mmm, let me guess... God is gooing to tell daddys boy to do it again ?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just as i don't kickbox against stillborn babies, i don't get into intellectual arguments with people like you.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know there's more than one way to skin a cat. Going to war everytime someone talks shit at you is stoopid. Well, it's expensive anyway.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH NO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO INVADE ENGLAND?

hahahahahah threaten me over the internet then you racist piece of shit.

+2 because of the blatant, blatant most heated attempt and I am the master of the most heated board.

Just watch this space.



Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:18:27 EDT (#)
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You defend a country that just proclaimed it's intention to wipe out another?

You are a fucking racist asshole.

And I will use the word fuck as many times as I want.

I may be a Hick from New York City, but, let me tell you; you have a lot of nerve defending Arabs who openly proclaim their murderous ruinous intentions.

These religous fanatic fucktards have lowered the standard of living for everybody on the whole planet. I am getting really sick and tired of pussies like you, "Apollo".

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:15:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:11:21 (#)
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You won't get much agreement here that something should be done. 90% of uber are pansies who think islamism is the religion of peace. Further islam isn't christianity, and it's oh so popular and cool to hate christianity.
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*scratches back of head*

Well, whilst that is a strong argument for commiting hooooge amounts of money to an irreverocable course of action (worked for that bloke who was in charge during the gulf war, Bush or Regan or something) it might be better to try a different approach.

What with the big US debt and all. And the rising cost of petrol. And the whole international issue.

Then again, you'll probably have no choice but to roy all over them if that dickhead keeps starting on you.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:11:21 EDT (#)
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You won't get much agreement here that something should be done. 90% of uber are pansies who think islamism is the religion of peace. Further islam isn't christianity, and it's oh so popular and cool to hate christianity.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

how the hell am I racist?

I am defending arabs you tool.

not that their statement was defendable but your reaction is a typical knee-jerk hick response.

Idiot.


Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:01:57 EDT (#)
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Apollo, you are exactly the type of Fucking Fuck that I specifically requested NOT to respond to this post. You should shut the fuck up you racist piece of ....

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:59:49 EDT (#)
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Israel should just bomb the nuclear plant already. What other excuse can they possibly need?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's Iranian not Irani.

If you don't even know how to refer to the country and its inhabitants then it is unlikely that you will have the knowledge or intellect to discuss the complex religious and socio-political differences that are not being addressed.

To conclude:

Shut your fucking pie hole.



Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-28 08:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whilst the post is gash, I am mortified at the Iran premier's first words upon entering office.

I mean what the fuck was he thinking? What possible good would come from it?

It's the hapless populace I feel sorry for.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival