Eat you OWN ass with a spoon, fucktard. (1102 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-10-28 11:19:43 EDT
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Submitted by bitterlemon (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:22:57 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:33:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:37:21 (#)
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But I'm impressed by your detective work badass. I'm just confused as to why you wouldn't take all the credit with your real account instead of logging in with an alter.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:35:36 (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:27:05 (#)
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Pluh, http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
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I typed "spoon" into the google image search and that picture came up. It's a picture of a spoon eating some fudge shit.
And also, who gives a fuck? Every picture on every post has been taken from somewhere else, what's your fucking point?
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Sorry shitball, not me.
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:29:23 EDT (#)
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Now see my balls ain't a got no hairs on em' But I reckon I can relate.
+1
Now run along.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:53:46 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/77974
That's for you, fat fuck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:37:21 EDT (#)
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But I'm impressed by your detective work badass. I'm just confused as to why you wouldn't take all the credit with your real account instead of logging in with an alter.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:27:05 (#)
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Pluh, http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
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I typed "spoon" into the google image search and that picture came up. It's a picture of a spoon eating some fudge shit.
And also, who gives a fuck? Every picture on every post has been taken from somewhere else, what's your fucking point?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:20:28 EDT (#)
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Oh, now I get it.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:56:10 (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:27:05 (#)
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Pluh, http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
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WTF are you talking about?
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It's where fuckstick grabbed the pic and the idea from I imagine.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:40:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:35:20 (#)
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this post makes my nipples tingle
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I use 9 Volt batteries and jumper wires myself!
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:35:20 EDT (#)
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this post makes my nipples tingle
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 14:30:45 EDT (#)
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*Cock&Balls*
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:56:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:27:05 (#)
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Pluh, http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
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WTF are you talking about?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:29:54 (#)
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Classic..... fuckin classic I say!!
Where did "FagAssmofohomo" take off to.....
**Bart.... they are picking on me again**
WHAT??
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I'm not sure what that means, the only contact I've ever had with bart is me questioning why NRA got banned...whoops!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:27:05 EDT (#)
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Pluh, http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:14:08 EDT (#)
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THIS POST IS BETTER THAN DRINKING HOT URINE!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:28:55 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:26:47 (#)
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you two should just fuck and get it over with.
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Only if one of us can snowball the others cum into YOUR mouth, fuckface.
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*chokes on carrots laughing*
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 13:00:29 EDT (#)
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I'll tell ya... if there was ever anyone that needed a kick in the fucking neck, it's this Shitfuck kid.
Fucking ree-ree gets under my skin!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:48:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:46:35 (#)
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Dude, your intelligence is showing again..........
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:46:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:44:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:41:40 (#)
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It's been WAY longer than three minutes and yet no self destruction....
Damn it
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NO it really hasn't ..
PLEASE KEEP WAITING... I will alert you when the 3 minutes are almost up, thanks!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:41:58 EDT (#)
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Who's a "fuckers" Sphag?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:41:40 EDT (#)
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It's been WAY longer than three minutes and yet no self destruction....
Damn it
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:35:26 EDT (#)
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fuckers
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:29:54 EDT (#)
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Classic..... fuckin classic I say!!
Where did "FagAssmofohomo" take off to.....
**Bart.... they are picking on me again**
WHAT??
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:05:46 EDT (#)
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Yup, destined to become a classic...
OR get me banned again
Time will tell
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:02:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:36:02 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:33:35 (#)
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Aren't you just glad that someone gave that advice to your mom and dad all those years ago.
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Well yes now that you mention it, seeing how if they didn't fuck I wouldn't be here...but really I can see where you are going with the wit and all.
You're on a roll today.
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You'd know
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Still somewhat amusing.
Submitted by DieKreutzen (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:52:55 EDT (#)
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much better
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:46:09 EDT (#)
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Uhm, yeah right.... like anyone that knows you would believe THAT lie.
All I'm saying is that the next time there's a cock in your mouth, WON'T be the first.
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Are you saying I suck cock because I think that is incredibly original, really.
You're a MENSA member right?
Sorry I ment Menstrual.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:39:43 EDT (#)
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totally disgusting and childish
i love it
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:39:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:36:41 (#)
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Only if one of us can snowball the others cum into YOUR mouth, fuckface.
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Sorry I don't speak 'Gay' please anglicise.
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Uhm, yeah right.... like anyone that knows you would believe THAT lie.
All I'm saying is that the next time there's a cock in your mouth, WON'T be the first.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:38:34 EDT (#)
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alright, you two are no fun.
I'll leave you to jerk each other off for the day, just try not to make a mess of the front page.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:37:16 EDT (#)
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looks like someone needs to do some grooming
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:36:41 EDT (#)
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Only if one of us can snowball the others cum into YOUR mouth, fuckface.
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Sorry I don't speak 'Gay' please anglicise.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:36:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:33:35 (#)
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Aren't you just glad that someone gave that advice to your mom and dad all those years ago.
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Well yes now that you mention it, seeing how if they didn't fuck I wouldn't be here...but really I can see where you are going with the wit and all.
You're on a roll today.
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You'd know
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:33:42 EDT (#)
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NSFW Asshole!!! ;)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:33:35 EDT (#)
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Aren't you just glad that someone gave that advice to your mom and dad all those years ago.
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Well yes now that you mention it, seeing how if they didn't fuck I wouldn't be here...but really I can see where you are going with the wit and all.
You're on a roll today.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:33:26 EDT (#)
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Nice artists' rendering, Picasso.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:31:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:28:55 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:26:47 (#)
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you two should just fuck and get it over with.
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Only if one of us can snowball the others cum into YOUR mouth, fuckface.
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I really needed that laugh. Brilliant.
My favourite WTH comment yet.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:29:56 EDT (#)
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**Ewwwwww**
That last comment made me puke a little into my own mouth, and I typed it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:29:15 EDT (#)
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Like I told Sphag, +2 for the upcoming laughs from the comments. The post itself?.....ugh!
Especially from Badassmofo! He never fails to make me laugh at his comments.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:28:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:26:47 (#)
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you two should just fuck and get it over with.
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Only if one of us can snowball the others cum into YOUR mouth, fuckface.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:26:47 (#)
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you two should just fuck and get it over with.
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Aren't you just glad that someone gave that advice to your mom and dad all those years ago.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:26:47 (#)
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you two should just fuck and get it over with.
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AND MAKE A VIDEO AND SEND IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE
I PROMISE I WON'T POST IT ON UUUUBER
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:27:02 EDT (#)
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Fucker!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77937
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:26:47 EDT (#)
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you two should just fuck and get it over with.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:25:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:24:35 (#)
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hilarious, truly
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Pussy, bitter little truly.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:24:35 EDT (#)
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hilarious, truly.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-28 11:20:25 EDT (#)
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Touche'