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existential confligration (537 hits)

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Rating: -1.17 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by coindon (View user info) at 2005-10-28 17:16:57 EDT


I envy the basic, simple existence of animals.

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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-10-30 18:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Written like someone who has never had to forage for food.
...or try to swim 1000 miles upstream to hopefully find a mate, then die from the exhaustion.
...or become the next meal of their mate.

Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

And it is highly likely that animals envy the basic, simple existence of plants, which in turn envy the basic, simple existence of viruses, which of course envy the basic, simple existence of rocks.

And rocks think you're the coolest.

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+2 for inspiring that review


Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It is spelled conflagration.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I do too.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Envy? Ummmm, you're going to hell. Yesum.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And it is highly likely that animals envy the basic, simple existence of plants, which in turn envy the basic, simple existence of viruses, which of course envy the basic, simple existence of rocks.

And rocks think you're the coolest.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why? because then it would be okay for you to fuck your mother and sister?

ha. i am so clever.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

gargle my nuggets

Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i enjoy your mom

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks 22464

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's nice.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 17:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Fuck you, pussy art house faggot.

Grow a pair you fucking momma's boy.


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