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Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2005-10-28 17:54:19 EDT



Seriously, this has got to stop.

And before you say 'you ain't american, so keep your mouth shut', let me tell you that I'm a member of the free world--and as we all know (because americans won't let anyone forget) your country is the self described Leader of the Free World.

Don't bother saying, 'well your country ain't perfect either', because I know that.

This we can agree on--America ain't the woman she used to be.

I'll draw your attention to Scooter Libby, and the reason I'm drawing your attention here is because most of you fat assed, dumb fuck American consumerites wouldn't give a shit about it if someone paid you.

Scooter Libby--not the all out punk sensation that's the freshest, fly joint in the underground canned music scene--Scooter Libby the liar, the member of bush's inner circle, the man that put ONE OF YOUR OWN GODDAMNED CIA AGENTS AT RISK BECAUSE HER HUSBAND TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT IRAQ.

Here's the MTV link--all you fucking cattle probably missed the story because Lindsay Lohan broke a nail lastnight and to the American consumerite, THAT'S A TRAGEDY!!!!!!!!!

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1512487/20051028/index.jhtml?headlines=true

Does this make you raise an eye brow? That this top aide to YOUR VICE PRESIDENT has been charged on FIVE MOTHERFUCKING COUNTS? Or are you all too busy getting fat on McDicks to give a shit anymore?

Have you just got so fed up with the bush administration that nothing shakes you anymore?

Seriously, I have to know, because this stuff makes me sick to my stomach.

That's not the end of it either--Tom DeLay is up on some neat-o charges as well. Did you know that? Do you fat fuck Americans even know who Tom DeLay is?

How much will it take?

Kurt Vonnegut said it best--getting a blow job in the Oval Office is grounds for impeachment, bombing a few hundred thousand people back to the stone age isn't.

Here's something else he said, something that all you Republican, god fearing cowards should really hear--

'Ask someone from PNAC or the Christian Coalition to describe what the Sermon on the Mount is about--they'll probably tell you it's cause for concern, that our enemies are out to destroy us.'

If you are still the greatest country on the planet--then why don't you have the greatest leader on the planet?

If you're still the leaders of the free world--then why are you so happy to give up personal freedoms and send your military to stomp on the freedom of others?

I'm not American--so why can't I have an opinion on America and its administration?

Did you know the Iraq war costs SIX BILLION DOLLARS A WEEK?

Have all those tax cuts that george 'rape-o' bush put in place made any of your lives better in any way?

Name ONE GODDAMNED THING that bush has done in his term as president that has positivley impacted you, someone you know or the rest of the world.

How the fuck much will it take before you people see what an absolute failure and state of chaos that bush family has put you all in?

To me, that sounds like grounds for the death penalty.

And for christ's sake--put down Chic magazine, TURN YOUR FUCKING TV OFF and educate your goddamned selves, you look absolutley ridiculous as a population.

And you've become so disconnected from the 'rest of the free world' that WE might not let you back in until you can prove yourselves worth again.

Thanks,

Shitfuck.


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Submitted by _ce (user info) at 2006-11-02 09:26:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by BlueEagle (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:05:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

"If you're still the leaders of the free world--then why are you so happy to give up personal freedoms and send your military to stomp on the freedom of others?"



In case you havent noticed, Yes, we are the leaders of the free world. And sometimes a leader has to step into the ranks and knock some heads, for the good of the unit. If we didn't invade Iraq, this terrorism could have spread over half of the world, enveloping all free countries along the way. No matter how much you hate America, (and apparently support terrorism,) I don't think you would like it if an airplane crashed into YOUR office building, (or should I say fast-food joint?) and blew you up. Terrorism presents a very real threat to the civilized world, and I for one, wholeheartedly support Bush in his invasion of Iraq. It had to be done. Now shut the fuck up with your American bashing.
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You're thinking of Afghanistan... which was populated by the Taliban (and Al Queda)... I thought the US invasion of Iraq was all about WMDs (that were never found because they weren't there.) and oil, not terrorism at all! It was more about removing the current leader and replacing it with someone who would be easier to control from the western seats of power.

The invasion of Iraq was NOT necessary because sooner or later the population would have revolted against Sadam. It may have take 10 years, it might have taken 50, but it would have been the peoples choice. You can't come into a country that's half a world away, remove their leader, replace it with one of your choice and expect the whole population to thank you. Removal of Sadam should have been done by the Iraqi people.



Submitted by BlueEagle (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"If you're still the leaders of the free world--then why are you so happy to give up personal freedoms and send your military to stomp on the freedom of others?"



In case you havent noticed, Yes, we are the leaders of the free world. And sometimes a leader has to step into the ranks and knock some heads, for the good of the unit. If we didn't invade Iraq, this terrorism could have spread over half of the world, enveloping all free countries along the way. No matter how much you hate America, (and apparently support terrorism,) I don't think you would like it if an airplane crashed into YOUR office building, (or should I say fast-food joint?) and blew you up. Terrorism presents a very real threat to the civilized world, and I for one, wholeheartedly support Bush in his invasion of Iraq. It had to be done. Now shut the fuck up with your American bashing.



US of A!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-31 22:44:37 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:09:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

FATMANTPK - It's hard not to generalize when a 100% of your experience with a particular group proved generalizations to be true. Meaning, every single American I met (or that my friends met) were loud arrontat fat fucking retards.

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I'd pay $300 to punch you in the fucking face after that comment.
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Accept the truth.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-31 22:44:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:09:01 (#)
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FATMANTPK - It's hard not to generalize when a 100% of your experience with a particular group proved generalizations to be true. Meaning, every single American I met (or that my friends met) were loud arrontat fat fucking retards.

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I'd pay $300 to punch you in the fucking face after that comment.

And what the fuck is arrontat? You're the one sounding like a retard, now. Fuck you, and not because I'm patriotic, but 'cause you're an asshole.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-31 22:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, I knew every fucking one of those things. And while Scooter Libby was the man who leaked the names, let's not forget that he did it FOR Karl Rove. So, someone nobody's ever heard of takes the fall for the biggest goddam crook in America.

Fuck you, and don't assume I'm a stupid piece of shit because I'm an American. I'm not fat, I'm not stupid, I drive a sedan, and I only own one gun.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-31 22:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woul;dk you hurry up and get 49ooo hits already and get gibberish off the fucking MVA

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't know what the deal was with Libby, but then again, I don't give a shit. Everything is fucked up to begin with; knowing anything will only make you worry. At least I'm content while I'm oblivious.

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

It is annoying how you guys are consumed by economics etc. thinking that they are important in any kind of universal context. The nihilistic universe will re-adsorb us in a cosmic "blink of an eye." You really want to devote your 75 years to this self-serving, economic masturbation?

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Aah yes.. fat man, in the Sensate's Hall or something. Preaching about death, Dustman-like. I threatened to snap his neck and he soiled himself.

I'm such a nerd

Submitted by Dash (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

>>>So lying to an entire country is okay? Oh that's right--faulty intelligence right? Let me tell you, decapitated rabbits could have told you Iraq didn't have WMD. Go ask your preacher for another answer, one that doesn't make you look like a moron.

Hey shitfuck, Iraq used WMD's in 1992 on the Kurds. Who looks like the moron now, shitfuck? You're not even in a position to be critical of something so much greater than yourself (and your people). Oh, is that arrogance? No, that's pride fucker, and we earned it.

Submitted by TenMinutesOfSunshine (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is going on with you guys?
I think the current american administration is bullshit, and if they loose the war (very unlikely) some members of that administration would end up in Den Haag.
But still you can't judge all of the american population. True, most of 'em tend to be very emonational and they usually can't take any critizism (spelled right?) and they usually like to blow things out of proportion.

e.g.
Some normal human being: The Iraq invasion is a crime.
Some US Citizien: You fucking terrorist. You hate America. We should kill you!

Some drunk asshole: Uh, I post a bad taste pic of some dead cat, and make a sick joke about it.
Some US Citizien: Let's form a good old fashioned mob, and lynch this bastard! Questions asked to be later.

Some US Citizien: We have freedom of speech and we are all equal. Religion is personal choice.
Some normal human being: Really, why is "In God we trust" on every dollar, and not something like "We trust in your personal religious belief"?
Some US Citizien: You fucking terrorist. You hate America. We should kill you!

But you got a lot of these fucks in every country. It's just because they're in power at moment. And maybe they got a little more than the rest of the world. But I don't know that. Maybe there a shitload of dumb-patriotic cuntflaps in China? I don't know. We'll only find out if they get into charge...
And usually every Administration in Power fucks up sooner or later, not only the US one.

So, just hate the Administration not the people in general.

Well, that was my "humans-get-along" good deed for today.


Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know, for hating America so much, you sure you have your tongue way far up it's ass on current events and everything. Is this along the lines of "that woman's a fucking bitch because she fucks everyone but me" rant?

Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree.

Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes indeed, stop "waisting" our time... what with your Canadian education system and all. Geez.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-02 21:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OH christ...

I won't even read the reviews...

They legalized up to 1 oz. of pot in the City & County of Denver yesterday in the election, and that makes me happy.
And hungry.
And sloppy.
And.. oh look, a puppy...

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've never reminded an English person that their empire used to cover much of the globe, and now they have only a wee little island. I love the Canadians and regularly thank them for Bryan Adams. I don't tell the Japenese that they used to be kick ass Samurai and now they make little plastic electronic toys.

Basicly, I don't need to have my country's mistakes shoved in my face. Yes I'm aware of them, you fucking twat. So go join the Royal Navy you snaggle toothed bastard and stop waisting my time.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-11-02 12:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-02 12:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I do enjoy a good post where someone is not 100% enraged at the beginning but has worked himself into a mad frenzy at the end.

Only problem with this post is that it relies heavily on the classic anti-american stereotypes that are true in many cases but not even most.

(and yes, I've been following Scooter, DeLay, and a whole bunch of issues that non-americans haven't caught wind of)

Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-11-02 11:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck u bitch you and your country would probably not be here if it was not for the United States
so eat a dick and say thank you to the United States of America

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-02 10:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yarr

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-11-02 10:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

if YOU had paid attention you would realize that we care about the issues. we just care MORE about prayer in schools and stopping gay marriage. i hate this country.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-02 05:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coca Cola, Wonderbra.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-02 04:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bush gave me $600 four years ago.

thats about it.

Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-11-02 03:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But without patriotism, how else can I elevate myself into significance?

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:53:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm american... i am married to someone in the military and therefore am greatly affected by iraq and stuff. i agree with most of that. however bush did do ONE and only ONE good thing. military pay raise, granted it wasn't much/enough, but that's naming one good thing. i just had to be a pisser and mention that.

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

indeed

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:08:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:35:22 (#)
Ranking: -1

More generalizations:

Brits all have bad teeth

Iraqis are all terrorists

Canadians are all mounties

French people stink

Germans are all Nazis.

BLAH FUCKING BLAH
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These stereotypes look like the movie "EuroTrip". A movie that was considered trash everywhere and acclaimed as a masterpiece in America.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-01 02:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i hate george bush but im not anti-american.
why does everyone assume that liberals are unable to differentiate between a man and a nation

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-10-31 22:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-31 22:10:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

I just can't understand how Bush got voted in twice in a row. Disgusting really.
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He was only voted in once.

Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-31 22:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just can't understand how Bush got voted in twice in a row. Disgusting really.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:57:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:22:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

In accordance with my new policy, I shall be -2'ing all: Anti-American posts, Anti-Canadian posts, Anti-United Kingdom posts, Anti-Australian posts, and any other Anti-insert country here posts that pop up around here.

Because they're just fucking (or fooking whichever you prefer) STUPID and all the arguments generated on them go nowhere fast.
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True, but the heat they generate is on a nuclear level.




Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Name ONE GODDAMNED THING that bush has done in his term as president that has positivley impacted you, someone you know or the rest of the world."

Well, he has hurt the Republican cause for the then next 20 years. That's positive in a "Mother-in-law driving your new Porsche off a cliff" kind of way.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That's a mission fail, right thurr.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

In accordance with my new policy, I shall be -2'ing all: Anti-American posts, Anti-Canadian posts, Anti-United Kingdom posts, Anti-Australian posts, and any other Anti-insert country here posts that pop up around here.

Because they're just fucking (or fooking whichever you prefer) STUPID and all the arguments generated on them go nowhere fast.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2005-10-31 14:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

useless information.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:43:25 EST (#)
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You're preaching to the choir.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

More generalizations:

Brits all have bad teeth

Iraqis are all terrorists

Canadians are all mounties

French people stink

Germans are all Nazis.

BLAH FUCKING BLAH

We know about the news, dude. But, most of us over here are so disenchanted with our current president that we take this news with all the other coming in with a collective sigh and wait for someone with some integrity to run for office.

Don't blame the American people, you fucking slackjaw, we're just trying to make a living like everyone else.

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:44:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:21:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:17:34 EST (#)
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Just for you shitfuck:

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Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:10:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:56:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:54:45 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:57:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:55:56 (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:24:37 (#)
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I'm still waiting for a republican to come out of the wood work and educate me on where the bush administration has benefitted either them personally, someone they know or some other country.


"President George W Bush and two of his predecessors, Bill Clinton and George Bush Senior, have called on Americans to aid the Asian tsunami's victims."-http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4143459.stm

>>> Yep, that one counts. Thanks for reminding me.

I also think getting the taliban out of Afghanistan, and taking away Al Queda's playground was a good idea.

>>> Flipped a coin, and it said maybe.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:23:27 EST (#)
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One good thing Bush has done?

Inspired the shortly lived "That's My Bush!" television show. That show was highlarious.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:11:40 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/76419

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:56:58 EST (#)
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Indoninja: The economy isn't real in the sense that all debt can be wiped away at the snap of a finger. The economy is as much about who has the guns as who has the gold. This is the point many of you seem to be missing. I'm not saying I'm gonna start looting as a profession any time soon, or that I'm gonna move to the woods and escape the world of man, (which, while possible, is getting increasingly more difficult), but the truth of what I say is there nonetheless. You might say it's impractical when you're trying to raise a family and just live from one day to the next, and I'll agree with that. It's not like this piece of knowledge is necessarily gonna help you much or change a goddamn thing as far as you're concerned, but it's there whether you realize it or not.

It's kinda like discovering a star in a cluster at the edge of the galaxy. It might not have any immediate effect on us, but that doesn't change the fact that it's there.

Think what you want to. I honestly don't give a shit.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:39:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:34:41 (#)
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Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:25:24 (#)
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It is annoying how you guys are consumed by economics etc. thinking that they are important in any kind of universal context. The nihilistic universe will re-adsorb us in a cosmic "blink of an eye." You really want to devote your 75 years to this self-serving, economic masturbation?

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This is my argument EXACTLY. (see below)

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Nothing is important in a universal context.

Maybe when you move out of your parents house and start making your way throught he world on your own (if you ever have mom and dad stop taking care of you) you will realize that to keep your family healthy educated and safe you will have to devote a significant portion of your time to being lube in your so called "economic masturbation. To think you are above it, or is just in peoples head shows you never had to work for everything in your life.

ETS if you are convinced the economy isn't real, please show how much you don't believe in it and send me all your money.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:34:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:25:24 (#)
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It is annoying how you guys are consumed by economics etc. thinking that they are important in any kind of universal context. The nihilistic universe will re-adsorb us in a cosmic "blink of an eye." You really want to devote your 75 years to this self-serving, economic masturbation?

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This is my argument EXACTLY. (see below)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:33:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-30 14:26:12 (#)
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Bubba - that's not what I said, but good job using another general argument fallacy by putting words in my mouth. That comment was directed straight at ETS who clearly does not have any knowledge in the field.

Woody - I understand that it will not always be a good thing, I even said that, but in my opinion it is currently a positive...and normally I'd want to see why you disagree, but you know what, fuck it...this whole point just isn't worth it. I should stab myself for thinking it would be even remotely possible to have a logical debate about anything on Uber. I've seen how it turns out before, and should have just assumed it would happen the way it did.

1)Person makes statement.
2)Ad hominem attack on maker of statement.
3)Person provides logical argument, and PhD's backing statement.
4)Someone with no clue what they are talking about says the whole field is a figure of everyone's imaginations with hints of the world's impending doom/war/strife.
5)Someone else chimes in their baseless ad hominem attack.
6)Another person puts words into the mouth of the statement maker in an attempt to make them look bad.
7)Original statement maker wishes death on all of you, and your families through the most torturous slow methods he can think of. In this case, may you be wrapped in rawhide and left on the beach for the tide to come in.

I'll just agree, GWB has done nothing right and should slit his wrists.

Fuck this site.
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Don't let the door hit you on your ass.

The problem with people like you - little arrogant, pseudo intellectual fucks like you - who think a piece of paper from an institution that churns out drones such as yourself on a yearly basis to fill the world with your reheated, rerun ideas is that you lack the ability to think outside the box.

You call me uninformed...fine. I'll give you that I'm not an expert on the inner workings of economics in its practical sense, but I can tell by your ignorant response that I've thought far more about its philosophical basis than you ever have.

I never claimed to be an expert. You, however, DID! And you're the one who doesn't recognize that all 'debt' is just an idea. Just like an idea, it takes people agreeing on its basic premises to give it weight. If people suddenly stop finding value in gold or other precious metals, what effect on the economy do you think that would have, Einstein?

'Worth', 'value', 'price', 'cost'...all these are relative concepts that are easily wiped away with a little age-old thing called 'conquest'.

You obviously know NOTHING about history. Pity.

You won't be missed.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:28:29 EST (#)
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Way to vent. Hell my roommate *still* says "Saddam was a threat that had to be dealt with..." Oh it blows my mind. I'm impressed though that you're following American politics as closely as I am. What are you Canadian? I don't know a thing about the politics of other countries. I probably should but "we" seem to be the ones fucking everything up these days so I'll keep my attention here. In the words of Charlie Brown, "Good Grief."

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-30 21:20:19 EST (#)
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Hey, fuck you. My opinion rules.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:55:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:24:37 (#)
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I'm still waiting for a republican to come out of the wood work and educate me on where the bush administration has benefitted either them personally, someone they know or some other country.


"President George W Bush and two of his predecessors, Bill Clinton and George Bush Senior, have called on Americans to aid the Asian tsunami's victims."-http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4143459.stm

I also think getting the taliban out of Afghanistan, and taking away Al Queda's playground was a good idea.



Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:03:19 EST (#)
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Hell if I'm going to read all these replies... BUT:

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The next big thing in investment, after the oil and gas craze, will be healthcare.

Fat kids turning into fat adults, then they get diabetes, heart problems, physical incapacity, etc. You can get 'em hooked on medication really young, and then follow them through the course of their lives--everyday is a new pill!!! Everyday is another hospital visit!!!

Ka ching!!!!!!
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You're freakin' awesome, shitfuck. So few people realise what you just stated.



Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-10-30 17:22:21 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, but for all your vitriol I have to agree.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-30 17:21:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-29 14:31:40 (#)
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..........................a pretty shitty country.

Now its falling from its superpower position......

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Congratulations!

Out of the 284 reviews you win the "Idiot of the reviewers" contest!

I would understand the first statement if you were one of the growing # of marginalized
citizens living in my country. If not, then,

I also realize the second statement is #1 on everyone's 'wish-list' who lives outside our
borders. (Why you'd wish or believe this, if you live here, is beyond me. ????

So, my response to both of your comments would be:

YOU'RE WRONG!!!!

DEAL WITH IT!, BITCH!!

so DC,............ who's joedaddy now?
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(Mr Jones, I'll respond to you after I'm finished cleaning the ducks and geese I shot this weekend)



Submitted by csgasser (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:45:27 EST (#)
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Shitfuck you have a completely biased viewpoint, I am English and I have nothing against anybody. This country is called great Britain for a reason. It would be Amazing Britain if it weren't for shits like you having the world turn against us.

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:44:11 EST (#)
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I've never said anything ill towards another country. I might read or hear about some loud mouthed idiot and his ideas will make me mad, but certainly not mad enough to hate that mans entire native country.

Americans are not just going to pick up arms and throw a revolution because country X or Y doesn't like our president. If you would really like to make an impact, write something thats not so extreme that it paints you crazy, and maybe people will listen to your ideas in '08.

You throwing a fit (on the internet of all places) is not changing a thing. Perhaps you should grow up a bit, and rethink your methods.

Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:25:24 EST (#)
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It is annoying how you guys are consumed by economics etc. thinking that they are important in any kind of universal context. The nihilistic universe will re-adsorb us in a cosmic "blink of an eye." You really want to devote your 75 years to this self-serving, economic masturbation?

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-10-30 15:19:00 EST (#)
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Fuck you motherfucker.

I respect your point of view, but lumping all Americans together as sheep just because our leadership blows is crossing the line.

What can we do, vote for the other guy? Please. Voting means jack shit nowadays, it's two sides of the same evil coin. (But for argumentative purposes, I voted for Kerry.)

Complain? To who? Politicians don't give a damn about the population they govern over here, with very few exceptions.

There simply isn't anything left to do but wait for someone to come in and fix this crap from the inside out. Until then, welcome to hell, it seems you've got to live it with us.



Power does not corrupt, it simply attracts the easily corrupted.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-30 14:26:12 EST (#)
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Bubba - that's not what I said, but good job using another general argument fallacy by putting words in my mouth. That comment was directed straight at ETS who clearly does not have any knowledge in the field.

Woody - I understand that it will not always be a good thing, I even said that, but in my opinion it is currently a positive...and normally I'd want to see why you disagree, but you know what, fuck it...this whole point just isn't worth it. I should stab myself for thinking it would be even remotely possible to have a logical debate about anything on Uber. I've seen how it turns out before, and should have just assumed it would happen the way it did.

1)Person makes statement.
2)Ad hominem attack on maker of statement.
3)Person provides logical argument, and PhD's backing statement.
4)Someone with no clue what they are talking about says the whole field is a figure of everyone's imaginations with hints of the world's impending doom/war/strife.
5)Someone else chimes in their baseless ad hominem attack.
6)Another person puts words into the mouth of the statement maker in an attempt to make them look bad.
7)Original statement maker wishes death on all of you, and your families through the most torturous slow methods he can think of. In this case, may you be wrapped in rawhide and left on the beach for the tide to come in.

I'll just agree, GWB has done nothing right and should slit his wrists.

Fuck this site.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-30 13:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008. James Dupont was found dead at the Riverside Docks. It appears he had his feet cemented then he was dumped into the water to die a watery death. But whom killed him and why?

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James Dupont, 34, has lived a life of crime and drug dealing, as well as being worked by the local mafia. Even though he was great at doing his job, he was failing to pay all money he made to the mafia, and he has been warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught stealing from them, he would be sleeping with the fishies.

Today would be his last day being alive. As James worked a corner selling people the drugs they want, one of the people from the mafia spyed upon him and noticed that bits of money was being pocketed and the rest placed into an envelope. He was busted on the spot. The spy left to tell the boss what he seen and the boss didn't liked what he heard. He didn't like that he wasn't being paid in full. He didn't like people whom backstabbed him. After James worked the corner, he headed to the Riverside Warehouses to deliever the money he made, unknowning that the boss and few of is helpers awaited him.

As James approached the boss to deliver the cash, his helpers grab him by the arms. "Tsk tsk tsk" said the boss, "I have warned you plenty of times James, that if I catch you stealing from me, that you would pay the price."

"I don't know what you are talking about. The money is all there." said James.

"Oh really?...Then explain why one of my people watched you for over an hour, stealing money from me." said the boss. "James, I have caught you, and now you must sleep with the fishies. Get him out of my sight."

"Nooooooo!!! Please! Give me another chance!" screamed James as he was dragged out of the warehouse and off to the docks... James was warned that he should have paid in full, but now he has been delivered to his grave, he paid in full, with his life.


Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-30 12:57:04 EST (#)
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Davy, devaluing the dollar will help in the short term in some ways but...its a really bad idea take it from someone who actually has a grasp of macroeconomics.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-10-30 11:39:21 EST (#)
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I've been saying this for 5 years. And I'm an American.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-30 09:35:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-30 00:51:38 (#)
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ETS - Once again, stick to something you know something about... the funny thing about economics is everyone seems to think they understand it and know what's going on. Would you tell a math student that algebra is fake because you don't understand it? This is the equivalent. I simply have better things to do than to explain how world economics works to the kind of moron who's more inclined to trip on acid and write a song about it than do something useful with their life.

I don't even understand why people are arguing against me, I agreed with the general sentiment of the post, called GWB a failure, and just for the sake of being fair I gave Bush one (1) success in his two terms. I even went as far as to explain it, and even though I am apparently the dumbass for putting out the positives behind the one (1) success I attributed to his entire life, no one has managed to make an educated refute to my points.

So far the only replies have been "yea, but uh, their are negatives too!!" - yea, there are, there are positives and negatives to any economic policy - "YOU ARE WRONG ECONOMICS = WAR SO ECONOMICS IS FAKE!!" - suprised I even acknowledged that one - and "What a dumbass." - If I'm clearly wrong it should be pretty easy to show why. None of you have. I'm done with this post unless Shitfuck or someone with some actual knowledge wants to debate economics, because I would find that interesting, unlike the thus far ignorant tripe and ad hominem that Uber has managed to provide so far.
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So only YOU know anything about economics. Only YOU are educated.
Pride comes before a fall, Mr. Arrogance.




Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:29:18 EST (#)
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Bush is at his lowest approval rate ever.

I have never seen a president with a lower approval rating.

Wouldn't this indicate to a reasonably intellegent person that most US citizens aren't fond of bush now?

Your ignorant generalizations about christians are just as tired as your generalizations about americans.





Submitted by BoxcarChild (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:22:04 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-30 06:29:26 EST (#)
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-2 because you are calling my friends, family and peers morons.

We are not dumb and blind and a good deal of us understand what is going. Shut your trap as this is old and tired. So please just let us fucking eat our shit without having someone pointing and laughing at us screaming, "hahaha look at this bastard eat his own shit... come all look, watch, that is a bit of corn in his teeth!"

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:31:08 EST (#)
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fuck yeah!

now read this:

http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=04/11/09/1526251#transcript

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:15:53 EST (#)
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That and I really like the Buffet approach, when he dies Berkshire Hathaway wil take a beating, and I'm not so sure there's anyone capable of filling that kind of roll. Even Greenspan is on the out, and I'm a huge fan of his.

On a side note, my brain is still mis firing as a result of rum consumption lastnight.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:12:46 EST (#)
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I'm too tired to debate, but consider this--

The movement of money markets shows much more than value, it shows confidence. I've always wondered why more psychology students don't look deeper into the connection between the markets, brokers and investors--I'm not making much sense, but what I'm getting at is that economies are a great way to valuate the human condition.



Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-30 00:51:38 EDT (#)
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ETS - Once again, stick to something you know something about... the funny thing about economics is everyone seems to think they understand it and know what's going on. Would you tell a math student that algebra is fake because you don't understand it? This is the equivalent. I simply have better things to do than to explain how world economics works to the kind of moron who's more inclined to trip on acid and write a song about it than do something useful with their life.

I don't even understand why people are arguing against me, I agreed with the general sentiment of the post, called GWB a failure, and just for the sake of being fair I gave Bush one (1) success in his two terms. I even went as far as to explain it, and even though I am apparently the dumbass for putting out the positives behind the one (1) success I attributed to his entire life, no one has managed to make an educated refute to my points.

So far the only replies have been "yea, but uh, their are negatives too!!" - yea, there are, there are positives and negatives to any economic policy - "YOU ARE WRONG ECONOMICS = WAR SO ECONOMICS IS FAKE!!" - suprised I even acknowledged that one - and "What a dumbass." - If I'm clearly wrong it should be pretty easy to show why. None of you have. I'm done with this post unless Shitfuck or someone with some actual knowledge wants to debate economics, because I would find that interesting, unlike the thus far ignorant tripe and ad hominem that Uber has managed to provide so far.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-29 23:04:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:29:00 (#)
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GWB is awful, but sadly I can name one thing he has done positive...

He has devalued the dollar.

Most anything else is a fuckup, but he does have one thing.


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what a retard

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:03:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:46:59 (#)
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Not sure what you mean Mr. Joe. If you are talking about me ignoring ETS affecting my argument, well simply put his input was ignorant and irrelevant... I mean honestly, why waste effort on someone who says "The economy is FAKE. It is nothing more than a barometer for war. All debt is 'negotiable'. We only accept the 'economy' as being real because we were tired of sleeping on rocks and catching fish with spears."

Otherwise, huh?

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Tell me, then, Mr. Economist what's going to happen when we've reached the end of our tether and China and these other countries that own our debt and our banks come collecting?

You're missing one of the essential points of economics if you think that war and debt don't go hand in hand, not to mention ignoring history.

Now who's the waste of time?

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:03:37 EDT (#)
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I knew about all of these things and give a shit.



Is that all?

Submitted by greyfox (user info) at 2005-10-29 21:07:34 EDT (#)
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So the Bush administration is incompetent. Old news.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:18:46 EDT (#)
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i agree with the tv part. we should all be ashamed of ourselves. instead of only one ashton kutcher, we've got 4 million. instead of one britney spears, we've got 2 billion. ppl need to start acting like themselves.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:46:59 EDT (#)
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Not sure what you mean Mr. Joe. If you are talking about me ignoring ETS affecting my argument, well simply put his input was ignorant and irrelevant... I mean honestly, why waste effort on someone who says "The economy is FAKE. It is nothing more than a barometer for war. All debt is 'negotiable'. We only accept the 'economy' as being real because we were tired of sleeping on rocks and catching fish with spears."

Otherwise, huh?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:05:43 EDT (#)
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Seriously, enough please!

Only an idiot will defiantly claim that the United States is perfect, and our way is the only way. Unfortunately, we have our fair share of them.

Look, all you Canadians, Brits, Aussies, and Scots are just going to have to be patient for a while until our next election. Rest assured though, a growing number of us are sick to the teeth of our current government administration, the war, not to mention the apparent hatred the rest of the world seems to have for us. I don't like walking around knowing that people in other countries despise me just because I'm American. If I personally could do something to fix the problem right now, I would in a heartbeat. But I can't until the next election, you see.

We can't do anything about Bush until then. Sorry. This also means we can't start fixing stuff until then either. Again sorry.

I'm not an apologist, I'm just asking for patience from all of you until we get the opportunity to get someone in office who can start setting things right.

So, all the American bashing isn't helping.

We hear you, we understand what you are saying, and we will be addressing the problem.

I just occurs to me however that who ever we get will most likely be annoying to you as well.


Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:03:41 EDT (#)
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nice job in devaluating your argument........Mr. Jones



Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:03:34 EDT (#)
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ETS - Run along and play your guitar, educated people are talking.

Shitfuck - Didn't really mean to insult your intelligence or whatever your career is, but you did admit to being drunk and I saw no point in wasting an argument on a drunk guy late in the night. Wouldn't have even bothered if Rad and Williamson hadn't led me into it, but I would like to see a rebuttal. For the record we aren't really arguing about Bush here, I think he's a fuckup, and yes, Greenspan is the driving force, but Bush does sign the budget.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:52:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:34:31 (#)
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You are on the right track, but consider this:

We pay for those imports with dollars, and then the other countries (mostly China) holds those dollars. We have a huge national debt... BUT the debt is in dollars. If you make the dollar worth less, then the debt itself becomes indirectly smaller.

Like I said, it's only one thing he's done right... just a piece of the right economic policy for this country. If his administration were to manage to get a handful of other things right our economy could be in amazing shape, instead of just barely recovered from the slip we had.
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Recovered? Oh, you mean all that credit buying? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Look people, you don't get it. The economy is FAKE. It is nothing more than a barometer for war. All debt is 'negotiable'. We only accept the 'economy' as being real because we were tired of sleeping on rocks and catching fish with spears.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:24:58 EDT (#)
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I just woke up guys, with one fucking assrape of a hangover.

DavyJones, you condescending little bitch, you're an Economics student--and I make one hell of a living in the field, so save the 'I don't have time to explain it to you' bullshit. I know macroec like the feel of my balls against your mom's chin. Houseing bubble, personal debt ratios, 10 year bond yield curve--all of these are negative effects of currency devaluation. And for the record, it's Greenspan that has kept the economy working since the 80's, George Bush can't even spell dividend.

If I sober up, I'll post rebuttals, if I choose to get an afternoon drunk going on, I'll post my left nut singing along to Ben Folds Five.

Tom, you're too fat for me to marry you, and your dick is too big.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-29 14:52:36 EDT (#)
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Will you marry me?

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-29 14:46:34 EDT (#)
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5 pence worth

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-29 14:31:40 EDT (#)
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Americans are actually quite nice people, but american society has made them ignorant and arrogant, add this to the fact that their political system is fundamentally flawed and hgihly corrupt and its a pretty shitty country.

Now its falling from its superpower position things are only going to get worse. Its not the americans peoples fault, but it is really annoying that they are convinced of the things they are and their mindset is very blockheaded.

Hence lots of people hate america.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-29 13:57:32 EDT (#)
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an attempt at the other side of the coin: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77998

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-29 12:20:20 EDT (#)
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Invented by fat, lazy, illiterate Americans. Tested in Japan.

*mushroom cloud*


Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-29 12:08:41 EDT (#)
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As I recall, most people (Europeans, Australians and Canadians included) that I interacted with really liked and admired the United States in the 80's and 90's. That, or they were damn good liars, excellent at hiding their true feelings.

Now, though, it seems everybody's come out of the closet and hates the USA, even USAians.

How did we, as a collective nation, become fat, lazy and stupid in a span of less than 10 years?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-29 11:15:52 EDT (#)
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Seriously, this has got to stop.

And before you say 'you ain't american, so keep your mouth shut', let me tell you that I'm a member of the free world
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i got this far.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-29 11:15:32 EDT (#)
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LINDSAY LOHAN CRACKED A NAIL??!!!!! OMGWTFHAWGFDNIFAITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But seriously.... one more stinking generation and I would have been a baguette-eating Quebecian.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-29 11:03:51 EDT (#)
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Impressive heat here.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-29 10:27:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:43:09 (#)
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1954 + French = "OH NOES!!! RUN PIERRE! ZE GERMANS HAVE ZE GUNS!!!"
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Someone needs a history class.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-29 09:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:30:56 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:34:11 (#)
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JoeDaddy: 1776 + X years = 1954. What appened in 1954? Huh??
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doesn't matter .

although you just confirmed a suspicion i had
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Sorry, Joe. Now that I'm sober I can think again.
I know what happened in 1954, but I can't guess
your suspicion. Confirmed what?





Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-29 09:25:16 EDT (#)
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I couldn't agree with you more....and that's fucking sad.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 08:05:38 EDT (#)
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then you are anti-american, you liberal traitor.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-10-29 07:42:22 EDT (#)
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What's sad is that a lot of this stuff is true.

But I will simply say this about myself: I am an American, but I am neither fat, nor loud, nor retarded.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 07:31:34 EDT (#)
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This post was a heat seeking missile.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:32:10 EDT (#)
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I'm finally tired now that I've enlightened you fuckers. I'm going to bed. Thanks for giving me something to do.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:14:57 EDT (#)
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I found a slightly dated link (summer 2004) to a few PhD's basically explaining what I just said in more depth in regards to the dollar vs euro, really interesting stuff in my opinion. Of course that is the opinion of an economics major nerd, but if you want to see some more about what I've explained check out:

http://gbr.pepperdine.edu/041/devaluation.html

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:10:03 EDT (#)
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Basically the dollar has fallen in value 30% over the last couple years. This has allowed American business to be more competitive and helped slow/stop/reverse the recession. I'm not saying that we will always benefit from a low value dollar, but it is currently very good for us. Our debt is relatively less than it would be, our businesses are doing better than they would be, and basically we are getting imported goods dirt cheap -- and this has been even more the case now that our number one trade partner, the Chinese, are floating their currency (which has risen in value).

Is inflation a concern? Well, not as much as many would say/think. There are more factors than just the strength of the dollar involved in inflation, such as interest rates. You'll notice that while the dollar was devaluing interest rates were at an all time low, but the second inflation started to rise above the general average level of around 2.5% the Fed began increasing them. Inflation is currently being held at a reasonable level, and if that changes there are more things we can do without sacrificing our gains through low dollar value.

For the sake of comparison let's look at the strength of the Euro and how it has affected Germany's economy. Euro countries have seen the horrors of hyperinflation (after each world war), and because of this they fight tooth and nail against basically any inflation at all in the Euro. The side effect of this has been the Euro gaining a lot of value. Germany recently entered it's first recession since 1993. It's industries are no longer competitive with their counterparts from other countries, especially the US ones. It costs them too much to produce relative to us.

Essentially our lowered valued dollar has forced other countries like Germany and China to foot the bill of our recession.

+2 for drawing me into this.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:37:50 EDT (#)
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I mean, isn't that what happened during the 70s?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:37:04 EDT (#)
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wouldn't devaluing the dollar now cause a massive inflation and recession later on as the dollars began flowing back into the domestic market?

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:34:31 EDT (#)
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You are on the right track, but consider this:

We pay for those imports with dollars, and then the other countries (mostly China) holds those dollars. We have a huge national debt... BUT the debt is in dollars. If you make the dollar worth less, then the debt itself becomes indirectly smaller.

Like I said, it's only one thing he's done right... just a piece of the right economic policy for this country. If his administration were to manage to get a handful of other things right our economy could be in amazing shape, instead of just barely recovered from the slip we had.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:22:00 EDT (#)
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Wait...

Exports: 795 billion bucks
Imports 1.5 trillion bucks


A weaker dollar would mean what you are exporting would be worth less to you (though you might get more business) and your import price would rise.

Now, I'm sure you'll say that Import/Export isn't the only area the dollar value effects, but they aren't going to fill up that 800 billion dollar gap.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:13:44 EDT (#)
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Hey shitfuck, this guy knows more about economics than you.


you gonna take that shit from him?

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:10:43 EDT (#)
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I'm going to leave it at this... there's a good likelihood that I understand economics better than you. Whether you want to think you know something about it or not, the simple fact is I'm right, and I don't feel like explaining it to someone who's been drinking at 4 in the morning when I can't sleep.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:09:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:29:00 (#)
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GWB is awful, but sadly I can name one thing he has done positive...

He has devalued the dollar.

Most anything else is a fuckup, but he does have one thing.
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I may not be an economics major but an importer nation in amazing amounts of national debt should be strengthening it's dollar methinks.

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Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:38:28 (#)
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They worship Moloch - god of riches.

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For those that need to...

Read Howl for Carl Solomen


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-29 04:47:08 EDT (#)
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You can't be fucking serious...he devalued the dollar???

And you think that's a good thing?

Die.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:29:00 EDT (#)
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GWB is awful, but sadly I can name one thing he has done positive...

He has devalued the dollar.

Most anything else is a fuckup, but he does have one thing.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:20:04 EDT (#)
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okay dudes, I'm so drunk I can;'t see my feet.

Bonjour.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:14:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:44:56 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:00:20 (#)
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I agree.

I've been following these stories on NPR in the mornings, and it's pretty fucked up.

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WHich is the equivalent of watching FOX news and deciding that Democrats are pretty fucked up.





nah npr outclasses fox in basically every category

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:48:56 EDT (#)
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In other words, talking mad shit usually ruins your credibility, and whatever points you had, no matter how good they were, are lost in the defensive posture you put your audience on.

Good job, idiot. (see, this ruined my credibility in your mind)

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:47:09 EDT (#)
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The insults weren't required to make your point.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:44:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:00:20 (#)
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I agree.

I've been following these stories on NPR in the mornings, and it's pretty fucked up.

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WHich is the equivalent of watching FOX news and deciding that Democrats are pretty fucked up.


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 01:06:28 EDT (#)
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No, joedaddy, I agree. The babyboomers are a joke. They could have had something going. They could have tried to make something of it. What they ended up doing was widening the gap between the rich and poor with a bevy of 'conservative', 'traditionalist', backward-ass views and politicians that reflected them.

You gotta love it how the same people that purport that God gave us FREE WILL try to limit it at all turns. A mother's right to choose? HELL NO! We have to save that unborn fucking fetus! We have to save those fucking cells that are nothing more at this point than a part of her body, and we'll put up signs, and we'll elect bullshit artists who play on this belief to get themselves elected, then turn around and fuck us in the ass by promoting war, greed, and the degradation of our natural environment.

Don't get me wrong, I don't consider myself a 'liberal' or a 'conservative'. I approach every issue on my own terms, with my own mind...not one that's molded by the beliefs of some fucking backwoods preacher in a backwoods church that wouldn't know the first fucking thing about some of the tough choices people have to make every day using that little thing called 'FREE WILL'.

I just don't get how Christian Fundamentalists, in particular, can reconcile their belief system. It just fucking baffles me to no end. They say the Bible should be taken literally... Then why aren't they out stoning people in the streets for adultery? Why are they not separating their menstrating women from the rest of the community for 5 whole days? Because it's inconvenient? Some on you pussy bitches! Get off your lazy fucking asses, turn off the goddamn Pat Roberts channel, and get the fuck outside! You got a lot of stonin' to do!


(All this coming from someone who believes strongly the death penalty is justified in some cases. Go figure. It's call being REASONABLE.)

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:48:45 EDT (#)
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yeah, Americans suck. I mean really, who in thier right mind would actually *want* to live in a country that requires something vaguely resembling justifiable cause to enter someone's house? C'mon people, the reality is right in front of you:
The British have better teeth.
The Australians have cooler animals.
The Germans make better cars, watches, and... well... just about everything.
The British take terrorist attacks with much more "stiff upper lipped-ness"- especially from thier own countrymen. (Wait, so, is Ireland like... part of the UK or not? WTF?)
Americans are arrogant, money-grubbing, originators of the ideal of egalitarian taxation and inherently volatile (dismatle- able) government.
French people can get laid just by reciting thier grocery lists to women in bars.
Uzbekistanis sound cool as shit when they count to two: "Raz! Dva!."
Technically, The british are absolutely correct when they call it a "beefburger."
Americans had absolutely no part in the training of the French anti- terrorist group GIGN in 1974.
The grand british navy was doing just *fine* in the face of the German U-Boat wolfpacks. America really should have just kept to themselves- like they started to anyway. I mean shit, it's not like they weren't sending arms to Germany's opposition anyway. That whole SONAR thing was a fluke.
Israeli woman look fucking *HOT* carrying around an FN-Fal or Uzi at the beach.
Scotland.. nevermind, I like Scotland too much to drag them into this.

And I'm almost positive Schlongy lives in the UK.... so there's reason enough to leave the US right there.


I say fuck it- ALL AMERICANS!!! ABANDON YOUR COUNTRY!!!!! RUN FOR THE BORDER AND BECOME THE ILLIGAL IMMIGRANTS OF THE WORLD!!!!

Go forth and multiply McDonalds throughout the world until no single foreign government is left standing.

Then there will be peace.
CaulinCourt will calm the fuck down.
Schlongy will be left with nothing bad to say (no, wait, of course he will)
Shitfuck will have to find a way to physically pull his head out of his ass long enough to ask if someone wants fries with thier hamburger.

Oh, and Forensic Girl can continue to be the coolest person I've never met.

Cheerio (s)




Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:48:21 EDT (#)
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tom.at.tomdelay.com

This is Tom Delay's email address. I can't resist.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:42:31 EDT (#)
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Damn, I just read what I typed!

Talk about being self-depreciating.

Fuck it....at least it's honest.

Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:39:21 EDT (#)
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Correction... the whole world is screwed and we are all wrong.

People think the world can't end because it hasn't... so what do we do when it does?

Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:38:28 EDT (#)
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The Texas Mafia

Our country has been stolen.

Stolen by a bunch of nose picking, booger eatin' Texas Fags.

They are Satanic

They are Liars

Thay are not Americans.

They are business men.

They worship Moloch - god of riches.

They are pirates

They are not Americans like us - They couldn't carry our jock straps and are not fit to wipe our asses.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:37:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:00:20 (#)
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...........................
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good rant, but i'm too lazy and it's too long to copy

why?

Most of my generation(Baby Boomers), are the 'me' generation.
Most of our demographic, of course, will protect and project what was GIVEN to us by:

The Great Generation

They were the one's who went thru 3 wars and a crippling depression.
They were great because not only did they manage to survive(for the most part)they also
made sure that our (BB's) table was set and FULL of food.

It seems to me that my generation has not provided enough for the X(?)generation.
I think that's why we're sometimes referred to as the 'lost' generation.
The 'me' is a given.

I'm quite sure I've said this before but, you're on your own buckwheat!
I truly hope 'it's' salvagable after we're gone.



Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:22:41 EDT (#)
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Ya, what shitfuck said.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:05:03 EDT (#)
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Goddamn, I should really focus more when I write political replies.

Eh...you get the idea. Probably all most of you will read is 'blah blah blah' anyway.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:00:20 EDT (#)
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I agree.

I've been following these stories on NPR in the mornings, and it's pretty fucked up. (One of the things I find funny is how the Republican party is ALREADY trying to distance themselves from the President. THAT'S JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS!)

READ: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS TRYING TO OSTRACISE THEIR OWN PRESIDENT THEY KEPT SCREAMING WE SHOULD SUPPORT IN TIMES OF CRISIS. They only care about their fucking jobs. There is no loyalty. They are the same fucking rats as the Democrats. YOU HEAR THAT, JACK McCALLUM?!??!?!? HEAR ME SCREAMING IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE WITH THIS BULLHORN??? I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT YOU CLOSED-MINDED, BILL O'REILLEY PARROTING MOTHERFUCKER.

....Phew.....ok.....that's better.

The main problem with this country, Shitfuck, is that people under 30 years of age are so fucking spoiled they don't give a shit about politics enough to vote. We're all just riding the the baseless wave of perceived 'security'. Kids and young adults in America have little concept of how politics effects them. They see it as an old folks' game that doesn't really concern any of them.

If we don't stand up and vote and make our voices heard, and if we don't call our Congressman about the bullshit we see around us when we see it, who will? That's right...the Christian right will. The Fundamentalist IDIOTS will... The ones who think we shouldn't teach young adults about sex in schools, instead mindlessly chanting this mantra of abstinance, hoping the problem will just 'go away'...cause that can't happen to OUR children! They're SPECIAL! We can't expose them to 'BAD' things in the world. By keeping them blind, they'll be better off. The people who want to stamp out individualism and prevent us from doing the things that make us happy - who want to control every aspect of OUR lives so THEY'LL a smidgen feel safer in their thin, empty, PARANOID ones WILL. The people who want to regulate what you CAN'T SAY even in a so-called 'free society' in which the first amendent is CONSTANTLY PUT THROUGH THE RINGER will. The morons who, in SPITE of the explicitly-written separation of church and state, want to throw up a fucking Ten Commandments on a courtroom wall and take the theory of evolution out of the classroom SURLY will. Please.

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

In the words of Bob Marley "GET UP, STAND UP! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!"

In the words of Zach De La Rocha "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

Come the FUCK on people! Let's get these motherfucks out of power. WHY....WHY do we let them do it!?!?! There are more of us than there are of them! In the words of Jim Morrison, "They've got the guns but we've got the numbers."

Though the internet is helping (the sharing of ideas across continents will eventually open America up a lot more as the technology shrinks the world and proliferates more homes). In the coming years, our generation will take over as the old generation dies off. You know what I say???

GOOD FUCKING RIDDENCE!

What have they left us? Progress? A big, bloated, fake-ass economy that's backed up by a tenuous thread of corporate and political cock-sucking and firearms? A world teetering on the bring of a religious implosion and fanatical Holy War? A world where we readily burn fossil fuels, further DESTROYING the very fragile environment that supports us?

The world is in madness, people. Now, I don't know about you all, but I don't plan on hanging around here forever. This is just a bus stop on my endless journey to wherever. But I know this much: I'd rather leave the world in a little better shape than I found it, not simply accept the status quo because it's the 'easy' thing to do...or sit on my hands doing and saying nothing, in complete complacency, while the people *I* have put in power commit quiet atrocities against ALL OF HUMANITY for GREED.

In the end, we cannot blame our parents' generation, or their parents' generation...the only people we can blame are OURSELVES if we sit back and do nothing.



PS: Shitfuck, give it about 15 years. Let the internet generation take over and some of these other fucks die out. It will get better...if only marginally.

Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:33:46 EDT (#)
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I agree with everything, but you should have also put down that the so called "tax cuts" that all the republicans get a hard on over ONLY AFFECT PEOPLE MAKEING OVER 200k A YEAR, which by the way is what the presidential salary used to be. Bush gave a tax cut to the people that need a tax god damn hike. What an idiot...I'm a brit in america and i see the stupidity every day.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:30:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:34:11 (#)
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JoeDaddy: 1776 + X years = 1954. What appened in 1954? Huh??
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doesn't matter .

although you just confirmed a suspicion i had


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:23:42 EDT (#)
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Do yo tin'g, folks. I be gwine to bed. G'night. . . .


Submitted by peternorth (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:23:33 EDT (#)
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Bush sucks +1

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:23:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1130536459192220223#1665786

this being the best of course. I mean it made Caul laugh. How can anyone top that. Jeez.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:22:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:20:01 (#)
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Franch, Americans, their all good people, even if both thier leaders suck monkey balls! No point at all!
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Monkey balls??? How 'bout Llama labia?


Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:21:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:29:27 (#)
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Dammit, I go wire the family room with Bose surround sound and missed the argument. For all the american haters I did manage to eat a double biggie size helping of poutine with extra mayo and cheese while keeping the black man down and I bombed some muslim babies into submission.
No need to thank me, just doing my duty as an american.
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......best review so far on this post. almost

Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:20:54 EDT (#)
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And yes, I said "Franch" and fuck you if you care!

Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:20:01 EDT (#)
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Franch, Americans, their all good people, even if both thier leaders suck monkey balls! No point at all!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:10:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:43:09 (#)
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1954 + French = "OH NOES!!! RUN PIERRE! ZE GERMANS HAVE ZE GUNS!!!"
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But heah cum de Mellicans, Joe. Day be kickin' de asses ub everbuddy>
Like we always have; like we always will. So what's yer point, dude???


Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:43:09 EDT (#)
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1954 + French = "OH NOES!!! RUN PIERRE! ZE GERMANS HAVE ZE GUNS!!!"

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:34:11 EDT (#)
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JoeDaddy: 1776 + X years = 1954. What appened in 1954? Huh??


Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:29:27 EDT (#)
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Dammit, I go wire the family room with Bose surround sound and missed the argument. For all the american haters I did manage to eat a double biggie size helping of poutine with extra mayo and cheese while keeping the black man down and I bombed some muslim babies into submission.
No need to thank me, just doing my duty as an american.

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