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gargle on elephant semen (692 hits)

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Submitted by coindon (View user info) at 2005-10-28 19:18:50 EDT

extremism may have its place and time
without regard to the cause of the crime

we people, you see
lack basic empathy
thusly, we fail to see grand design

yet on we will bicker like dogs
nipping at heels and prologues

the baseless retort
quip, or shitty report
merely clogs the cognitive cogs

So, on without further adieu
another pointless rebuke

stoop to the level
of christian demons and devils
and by the way: "shitfuck" Fuck You.

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User Reviews

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, my fucking god! I just read the funniest fortune cookie- no shit:

"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."

I kid you not, the first thing that came to mind was Schlongy's mouth.

Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-28 22:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

holy shit, that was vindicating. Personally, mind you, as I know that all of you vicarious shit slingers (shitfuck) will be completely unphased. I think I may have found a niche'.

:)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Good title.

Fucking horrible post.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Say what?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SOUP'S ON BITCH!

Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice one coin face.