Get your stinky little child off my freaking seat (730 hits)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (View user info) at 2005-10-28 23:50:42 EDT
Just had a stupid asian tourist family come in to my store.
I don't know what it is about asian tourists, but they always travel in packs with about 5 generations in one place, from toddlers to great-grandmas. The management splashed out a few months ago and bought me a stool to sit on (woohoo) and I got up off it to talk to the customers.
So, while my stool was vacant the stupid grandma walks around the back of my desk and puts a stinky little toddler on my stool and lets it sit there, all drooly and snotty and probably poopy.
Fan-fucking-tastic
That's it, I'm getting out the spray-on disinfectant and decontaminating.
And, the most ridiculous thing is that there is actually a table with two stools at it provided for customers to sit on in the store. Hello, why the hell do you have to put your disgusting little germ-factory on the stool I have to sit on all day when there are two perfectly good stools 1 metre away?
Sigh. Part-time work. At least I get to spend most of my time on the internet.
I know this deserves a -2 (it's a poor effort, I know) but FUCK I HATE SMALL CHILDREN
Also, I'm not a racist. I just hate tourists of every nationality
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-09 05:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They sneeze on their hands and then touch your mice/keyboard as well.
Shared pain/disgust there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I LIKE Asian chicks, ya fucking mo, ya.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-29 11:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You who hate small children: Too bad your parents didn't.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-29 11:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was good but would have been better if you'de have tied the kid down and made him watch as you fuck his grandmother in the ass at gunpoint, then punch her in the head so many times she hemmhorages and then put ballpoint pens through the kids eyes and end it all with a bullet to your own head as the police arrive telling you, a now obvious killer and rapist and molester and tormentor and sick fucking asshole not worthy of life "Don't do it, buddy, it's not worth it."
but that's my own thing.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-29 11:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three words:
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haizi
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Get yer stinkin lil' child of my freakin' seat
Get yer stinkin lil' child of my freakin' seat
Get yer stinkin lil' child of my freakin' seat
That should be set to music.
I was worked with an old man at a job. He obviously didn't wipe his ass because the seat that I had to sit in after he left his shift...just wreaked like massive ass crack. After several nights of sitting on the floor and staring at this chair and wishing I could sit in it, I did the next best thing. I brought some Glade air spray and douched the chair.
It stunk even worse.
So I quit the job.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you a <can't find the plus symbol on this Korean keyboard> plus 2, only because I can relate with the reason you hate they children. But, I have found that it's not the child I hate, but the stupid afterbirth of mongolian gangbangs they have for parents/grandparents/etc... I'm not racist either. I'm a nationalist. I hate fucking MEXICANS!!! I think they breed stupidity, while in Mexico anyhow. When I'm out eating, it never fails that some fat cow mother allows her child to stand on the back of his/her booth and scream in my ear. I just want to gut the mother right in front of her child. That would kill two birds with one stone. 1. Get rid of a POS Mexican leeching our welfare system. 2. The child would more than likely become and introvert after seeing mommy's guts spread all over the place. I'm smiling at that dream. SHUT YOUR KID UP BITCH, OR I'LL HAVE YOUR POOPER FOR BRUNCH!!!!