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A Tribute To Dead Roses. (424 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.2 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Drop It Like It's Disgusting<likeafallingbomb.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-29 03:31:55 EDT


There's nothing like emotional stress to keep our pathetic minds at labor. I always wondered what was worse, breaking up with a girl or being unhappy with that "special someone" who holds a key to you heart. I am now, and have been for almost a year, a victim to the worst disease in the world, love. That's right my dear reader. I'm not talking about love thats a shield to the real lust; like a someone who is "in love" with their friends girlfriend, so they justify lies and late night MSN hang-outs to break them up.

I'm not talking about love like that, but the feeling where if that special person left you would probably pray for giant bolders to fall from the sky onto your puny little heads. Good things never last, most deffinitly not the good things like relationships that are long distance. If you are a cute little Marine like me, you get to hear how 90% of the population has a girl "back home". I had a pig back home, but I don't claim it on my tax returns now that i'm on Okinawa. I had a best friend, but you don't see me playing sleep over across the world every weekend. If you have to cross the deep blue to see a loved one, then it won't work. No matter how bad you want it to. I am a product of this... and I am now offically single. I'm not sure if I knew this day was comming, but it's here, now. And it sucks, because I loved her. Maybe I'm to young, to stupid, or to ugly, but I'm probably all three because I should've seen this comming.


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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought the post was pretty goofy but your user name is worth complimenting so enjoy the +1

Your Bang

Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-10-29 04:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I pat you on the back consolingly.

It's not the end of the world. My last ex was my first true love and we spent three years together. It hurts, but it gets easier. Slowly.

Plus, I dumped him, so it makes it easier...

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 for being a Marine in Okinawa.
-2 for not finishing the story by including the paragraph about meeting tubgirl and eelgirl in a Pachinko parlor while smashed on Absinthe, and the exceptionaly unhygienic 25 minutes that followed.

Submitted by ab363 (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Poor guy. I hope things work out for you.

Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe a 3am drunken phone call would help ease the pain.




Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma