(NSFW) Naked Girls Eating SUBWAY (8854 hits)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2005-10-29 14:31:31 EDT
The other night I had a dinner party at my house. I thought it was a really good idea because I only invited girls and asked politely if they didn't mind eating buck-fucking-naked. My guests had a good time. There were sandwiches for everyone, wine and then ice cream for desert. I hope to have you over
someday. Please feel free to come over and eat naked. I can throw a towel down on my couch for
you, becasue the faux-leather can be a little cold. I also have plenty of blankets so you can throw that over your shoulders too if you get a bit chilly. I think next Friday night I will have naked spaghetti night. It would probably have to be penne noodles though because the long noodles will flip sauce all over your tits and then you might want to put a shirt on. Then you'd have to leave my party.
Sorry.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-30 00:30:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I ALWAYS give naked blondes eating franchised baguette sandwiches a plus 2.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:51:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like down here in summer. I wish I knew what those cartoons on the wall say.
They all say the same thing.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like down here in summer. I wish I knew what those cartoons on the wall say.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nudity and eating don't really mix. try watching porn and eating at the same time, its just wierd.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have yet to +2 this. Naked dinners are actually a pretty good idea. You may have something here.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-11-26 01:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jared would be proud.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-26 01:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Thanksgiving ladies!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 04:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more 'open beef sandwich'.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"No anal after lunch ladies!"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uber in a bottle
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I REALLY like the one on the right
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-29 14:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
your cousin and your sister don't count...even if they are that hot.
how is that not fair game?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
banga
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmm... are those Twizzlers on the table?
sorry...
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-10-30 11:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bitches gotta eat, too.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-10-30 04:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Delivered exactly what it fucking promised.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-30 00:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ALWAYS give naked blondes eating franchised baguette sandwiches a plus 2.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-10-30 00:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Come on, if the spaghetti splatters sauce on their tits, that'll give you the prime opportunity to lick it off for them! (Or to ask them to do it for each other.) I doubt they'd have a problem with that.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, No Comment, dude.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-29 21:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the funniest thing is the package of altoids.
Oh, yeah--you know what they were for.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw the one on the left in a 46 second "Bang Bus" snippet of video.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im in the mood for some subway right about now.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
A moment on the hips ladies, a moment on the hips...
that's all I'm going to say
Hey Mr Magoo, it's "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm thinking this is the buffet line at a porno shoot. I'll take the one on the right because she looks like she could suck a basketball through a garden hose.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:48:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
The one on the left (big nose, less hot) looks TOO Happy to be eating.
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nice that you put in a description for all the people who don't tknow what left is.
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Does it surprise you that I had to distinguish Left from right for certain people?
This IS ubersite, after all.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A moment on the hips ladies, a moment on the hips...
that's all I'm going to say
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cock
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:08:06 EDT (#)
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hey ladies, you know what tastes better than Subway?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because the one on the right used to fuck me, but much like the rest of the women I have had sexual relations with, she turned into a lesbian.
+1 because I have lived off Subway 6" veggie subs for the last year and a half.
If it wasn't for Subway, I wouldn't be where I am today. (at the viagra plant hoping to pick up the ones that fall on the floor that they just throw away.)
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:10:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome on so many levels.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
righty's got some nice ole titties
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PF2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
The one on the left (big nose, less hot) looks TOO Happy to be eating.
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nice that you put in a description for all the people who don't tknow what left is.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto hotties-eating-subway +2
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
78,000!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Confused, but it delivered on the title.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome on so many levels.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The one on the left (big nose, less hot) looks TOO Happy to be eating.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-29 15:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber is sloooooooow today and this was hot.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-29 14:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your cousin and your sister don't count...even if they are that hot.