Rowan (2661 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.62 on 106 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jason (View user info) at 2005-10-29 16:33:20 EDT
In Gaelic, your name means magical. Blessed. Your people thought that the rowan tree would bring them protection and strength. In my life, that's what you've brought me.
I'm not good with words, and I don't know how you'll feel about my breaking into your circle here, but some things have to be said, and some things I just can't say. I think them, but I don't know how to make those things come out of my mouth. But the year that I've known you has felt magical. It's felt blessed. You've made me strong, and your huge heart has made me feel protected.
I'm the man. It's my job to provide for you, and love you, and take care of you, but those are all the things that you've done for me. When I've been down, you've picked me up. When I've been alone, you've comforted me. You lead a crusade every day to make my life a little brighter and a little better, and in return, I've made you cry, I've broken your heart, and I've demolished your trust. I don't come through when I say I will, and I never keep my promises. And boy, have I made promises. I'll say anything to keep you with me, because I can't deal with the thought of you not here.
And even though you look at me with those giant green eyes that are full of doubt... because I know you don't believe me anymore... you stay. And you smile, and laugh, and make my life so much more perfect than I deserve. YOU'RE so much more perfect than I deserve. You're almost too much for me to live up to, and I worry that one day you'll see the loser that I really am and then you just won't be there anymore. And my life will be dark and lonely and wasted because I will have let you slip through my fingers. The most luminous and wonderful woman that I've ever known.
You work all day, then you come home and cook and clean and take care of me. Rub my shoulders, run to the store for me, do laundry, anticipate my every need. And I never reciprocate. I can never look past my own nose to see what you need, even though you're so honest about what they are. I ignore them until you snap and cry, and I don't know why I do it. I can't explain it. On the rare occasion that I try to be as good to you as you are to me, I half-ass it and manage to make things worse. I know you cry at night. You think I don't hear you, but I do. And you think I have no feelings, but I do. It hurts me more than I can say to hear you trying to keep your sobs silent, so you don't disturb me. Even when you mourn for your own broken heart... the heart I shattered... you worry about me.
I love you. I don't tell you enough, and I know I should. I'm going to try. I'm going to keep you, and not just keep you but keep you happy. You are beautiful. You are strong. Your laugh and your smile could brighten any room you walk into. You're magical. You bless me.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so awesome
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh?
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful! I love the name Rowan.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-03 04:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't believe the comments this is getting. Yeah, it's soppy emo bullshit but it's not really THAT bad. Or maybe it's just too much fun sometimes to throw accusations of homosexuality around.
faggots.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-03 04:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A guy called Rowan cheated on me with his stupid slutty Japanese ex-girlfriend
This chick spent over a year cheating on him in Japan before all this happened and the fucker goes crawling back.
ALL PEOPLE CALLED ROWAN MUST DIE
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-03 04:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-02 21:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought they called the wind Mariah, not Rowan...
Fuck you who don't get it.
That movie and musical kicks all sorts of ass.
Submitted by Pullmystrings07 (user info) at 2005-11-02 21:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped at "I'm not good with words"...
If you not good with words. Go mute. Asshole.
waste my time...
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-02 21:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
y halo ther buttsecks?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-02 19:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth Reading (-0)
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-02 18:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God this site is entertaining.
In a cheesy, soap-operish kind of way.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-11-02 07:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck's going on here?
if it's not skanky bitches pretending to be their (nonexistent)boyfriend spewing their "sorry, i've treated you like shit and you're the best thing that's happened to me...WAAH WAAH WAAH", it's skanky bitches getting their stretched marked tits in a twist over comments from the uber population. get fucked sideways you attention seeking cum sodden cunts. come off it.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-02 06:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
rock on gigolo
you must lay major pipe, real nice like, to have her believing this shit
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-11-02 06:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and shes called Rowan.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-02 05:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahahahahaha - You're such a faggot.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-11-02 05:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh my
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 20:23:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I'm into the conspiracy theory, too.
I bet Cookie DID write this piece of shit herself...for the attention.
Because NO ONE with an actual living, breathing, working penis would ever write a piece of shit like this...especially posting it on Ubersite"""
What my large nosed chum here said.
No man, and I mean no man not even an american one would write this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 20:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I'm into the conspiracy theory, too.
I bet Cookie DID write this piece of shit herself...for the attention.
Because NO ONE with an actual living, breathing, working penis would ever write a piece of shit like this...especially posting it on UberSite, for chrissakes.
What a pathetic turd you are, Cookie.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...Atkinson? As in Mr. Bean? If you are writing a letter to your male lover, it's cool. I mean, it's not gonna go over well here, because bloggy posts aren't what Uberfolks want Uber to be about. Myself included.
Sooo, if this is real, I agree with the majority here that you shouldn't be telling us this, but telling your "lover" this. Letting us know is sort of like going on Jerry Springer. Actually it's exactly like that.
The writing wasn't really that bad, so no negatives. That is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:39:46 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, and to all you funnymen who thought it would be a great idea to ridicule my name, thanks for that. Now I know that the only person on this site that's worth knowing is apparently Berty.
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That sounds a bit self-important to me...discard people as unworthy because they joked about your name.
I'm still certain you wrote this to portray yourself as "the perfect girlfriend".
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I like the picture
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 05:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if it's cookie's alter, it deserves a 2 for the havoc it created.
if it's not, the guy deserves a 2 for being sensitive and caring like all girls want, and getting shti on for it.
I'm with ya, bro!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:39:46 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, and to all you funnymen who thought it would be a great idea to ridicule my name, thanks for that. Now I know that the only person on this site that's worth knowing is apparently Berty.
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Yes, because when everyone else in the world doesn't see eye to eye with you the problem is definitely with the rest of the world.
yeah.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh, Jason, may I call you Fag? Listen, Fag, this isn't Hallmark or the Lifetime channel. Keep that shit to yourself for the rainy days when you wear a mock turtle neck and sip spiced egg nog by the softly crakling fire emmiting from your flaming ass. This is almost 2006 for Christ's sake. Man up and only be a pussy in private, just like the 50's.
Good day to you, and heed my message well.
Adeu.
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I can't help it, everytime I read Donk's comments, I crack up - I KNOW he's genuine, because of the typos...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78047
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh, Jason, may I call you Fag? Listen, Fag, this isn't Hallmark or the Lifetime channel. Keep that shit to yourself for the rainy days when you wear a mock turtle neck and sip spiced egg nog by the softly crakling fire emmiting from your flaming ass. This is almost 2006 for Christ's sake. Man up and only be a pussy in private, just like the 50's.
Good day to you, and heed my message well.
Adeu.
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Donkey makes this a +2,but I didn't think it was quite that bad.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:03:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh, Jason, may I call you Fag? Listen, Fag, this isn't Hallmark or the Lifetime channel. Keep that shit to yourself for the rainy days when you wear a mock turtle neck and sip spiced egg nog by the softly crakling fire emmiting from your flaming ass. This is almost 2006 for Christ's sake. Man up and only be a pussy in private, just like the 50's.
Good day to you, and heed my message well.
Adeu.
____________________________
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
INDEED!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops sorry,
Forgot to rate.
plus 2 magoo!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(Spits tea accross the room)
The only thing that is worse than the sentiment expressed in this post is that if it is genuine then the chances are you have already come to far in life to ever understand how fucking funny and yet desperately sad this is.
The best thing you can do right now is come home early from work and blow your brains out at the exact moment the gypsy who is banging your fenian whore in the shitter pulls his peirced cock out in supprise,
that way a little piece of brain matter might just pop into her bottom before her sphincter has a chance to close back up and as you flop to the floor like a rag doll her tinker lover can squirt it home forever with a loveless dose of hiv riddled sperm as they both laugh at the pointlessness of your life.
All the best,
B.
PS, If she has read this then she is already thinking how best to split up with you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh, Jason, may I call you Fag? Listen, Fag, this isn't Hallmark or the Lifetime channel. Keep that shit to yourself for the rainy days when you wear a mock turtle neck and sip spiced egg nog by the softly crakling fire emmiting from your flaming ass. This is almost 2006 for Christ's sake. Man up and only be a pussy in private, just like the 50's.
Good day to you, and heed my message well.
Adeu.
____________________________
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:54:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
no, you're quite wrong the caes
he's a faggot
***
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and i endorse this:
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
The Dante fellow does actually make a compelling argument under his angry keystrokes. Love is a very precious thing and deserves attention and care.
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Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:34:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and by the way.
You're a shithead.
The least you could do is throw out your PC so the rest of us don't have to suffer through this bullshit.
And to all the morons who keep saying shit like "Oh, he's trying to be loved again, stop degrading him", fuck off. This guy is a jackass. Let me tell you something... If you're too fucking lazy and douchey to care what your girlfriend needs from you to be happy, you don't deserve love. You don't deserve affection. You don't deserve any fucking form of human caring or compassion. You deserve to be anally sodomized in prison by a large black man named Bubba. You deserve to be strapped to a gurney and beaten with hammers. You deserve to be castrated with a fishing knife. You deserve to be skinned alive and dropped into a pool of saltwater.
Do I hate romantic shit? Heavens no. I hate jackasses who make up a bunch of sappy bullshit because they're afraid they might not get laid in a while.
Piss off, you fucking prick. Nobody's buying this horseshit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
He thought he was doing a good thing. I told him that Uber is never used for good, only for evil, and now he feels like an ass.
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It's funny how guys are stupid that way.
I'll give something to think about as well - sitting around smoking herbs and watching History Channel all day is no way to go through life, son.
You wanna show that you've changed? Clean that fuckin' house top to bottom, and keep it that way.
Buy her flowers for no reason at all...don't have money to get flowers? THAN GET A JOB!
And don't post here again, ever.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cookielass,
This "Jason" person sounds like a selfish prick. Selfish people DO NOT CHANGE. They aren't capable of giving anything but apologies, and they're good at apologizing because they're well-practiced. Can you remember the last time you *really* had something to be sorry about? Decent people rarely have to apologize, because they possess compassion and use common sense to avoid the behavior they KNOW will cause pain.
Apologies from chronically neglectful, abusive, and selfish people are worth as much as the hot air it takes to spit them out.
You'll wise up and lose him. In the meanwhile, tell him to cook, clean, and wipe his own sorry ass for a change.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of those posts that I love...because it turned into something that it wasn't intended to be.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Dante fellow does actually make a compelling argument under his angry keystrokes. Love is a very precious thing and deserves attention and care.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and by the way.
You're a shithead.
The least you could do is throw out your PC so the rest of us don't have to suffer through this bullshit.
And to all the morons who keep saying shit like "Oh, he's trying to be loved again, stop degrading him", fuck off. This guy is a jackass. Let me tell you something... If you're too fucking lazy and douchey to care what your girlfriend needs from you to be happy, you don't deserve love. You don't deserve affection. You don't deserve any fucking form of human caring or compassion. You deserve to be anally sodomized in prison by a large black man named Bubba. You deserve to be strapped to a gurney and beaten with hammers. You deserve to be castrated with a fishing knife. You deserve to be skinned alive and dropped into a pool of saltwater.
Do I hate romantic shit? Heavens no. I hate jackasses who make up a bunch of sappy bullshit because they're afraid they might not get laid in a while.
Piss off, you fucking prick. Nobody's buying this horseshit.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-31 09:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, you crazy kids...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-31 09:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I will help.
Get off your lazy mooching pathetic ass and get a job. With your first paycheck, buy a gun and stick that fucker in your mouth. You are a fucking loser, we all agree, the good part is you have realized it, the bad part is you will never change. If you think there is any chance of turning back from being a using creep you are delusional. That is just who you are. Accept, embrace, and pull the trigger.
Plus you are an idiot. Great idea here to publicly state that you have been getting over on a young lady for a year in a forum of her friends.
in Gaelic your name means asshole.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-10-31 09:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wothca. You're spilling romanticism over yer shirt.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 09:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and cookie, think about what your reaction would have been if this was happening to someone else. Let's not be hyprocyrtical because it's happening to you. If others go too far, shame on them but really, what did you think would happen on this site.
Tisk Tisk
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie I'm hurt.
I gave the lad some good advice. Now I'm going to cry because you don't think I'm worthy
*cries*
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well written.
But why in the holy fuck would you post this on Uber?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*glows with warm, fuzzy, pride*
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*sigh* not that you people deserve an explaination, but I'm getting tired of people asking, so here.
Jason and I had a fight last week that was ugly, and I told him I wanted things to change or else he'd be out on his ass. I gave him a week to prove that he was serious about the change. The next day, my best friend was over and we were watching sappy girl movies, and I guess inspiration struck. According to Jason, the thought process was this: In the movies that every girl loves, the worst betryals are forgiven after the guy pours his heart out in a public fashion. And he couldn't think of anything more public than this. He thought he was doing a good thing. I told him that Uber is never used for good, only for evil, and now he feels like an ass.
So that's it. Let it lie.
Oh, and to all you funnymen who thought it would be a great idea to ridicule my name, thanks for that. Now I know that the only person on this site that's worth knowing is apparently Berty.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872
I love Uber!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have none of you people ever heard of cathartic writing? The poor lad comes over to tell us all he's dipping his leg into real life and you all throw poo at him. Well not me.
Jason, if you love this woman and have faith in her then I extend to you my praise in sorting your fucking life out mate. Most of these saff bastards are unaware of what sort of women they want to have incubate their man meat extract, let alone actually putting it all together.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope this isn't the Rowan I think it is
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I need an update...
how was the weekend?
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
if this is true then you should tell her
if not it was well written
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:-)
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:54:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
no, you're quite wrong the caes
he's a faggot
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BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well Jason, if it doesn't work out with Cookie, you can turn to Zoidberg.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You poor poor bastard. I see your relationship isn't the only place you have your head up your ass. Good luck anyway.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no, you're quite wrong the caes
he's a faggot
and Rowan....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:32:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
I understand the reason why, but wow. What a bad plan.
***
You're a bitch, and I approve :)
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
wtf im not reading that sappy crap.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, reading the reviews, I feel bad. You're not a fag for being all emotional and shit. Anyone who says different is most likely trying to distance themselves from that kind of emotion.
You are however, a fool for posting this, and a crappy boyfriend.
Assuming of course any of this is real.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a homo (He's a homo)
You're a homo-eoeoeo
You're a homo
You're the world's biggest homo-eoeoeo
H-O-M-O-S-E-X Everybody!
H-O-M-O-S-E-X
(oo woo woo woo)
You're a homo, and you're proud of it.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-30 19:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, I just re-read this and I'm sorry (well, not really), but I HAVE to give it a -2.
You said that your time with her has been "magical."
For that, you should be shot. In the pooper. Then strung up by the neck.
"Magical."
<snicker>
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-30 18:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahahahahahaha
aaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Oh, man.
This post bombed, and this is the noise I hear it making.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-10-30 18:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You PUBLICLY handed your nuts to a female.
A bad plan indeed.
Trust me - I know.
Good luck to you, castrato.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-30 12:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BAA-ARF!
No, seriously, this was really sweet.
Don't mind me, I'm just a jealous whore.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-30 11:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:01:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
i hate to tell you this jason but your a female. a girl/woman/liar wrote this
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Good point. No guy who asks for forgiveness would post all those personal details on a public website. This could very well be CookieLass trying to show a perfect image of herself through some alter.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is not for writing personal shit, I actually like that stuff. This -2 is because you are a waste of life. Why don't you try leaving people alone to live their own lives if you're just going to fuck it up for them?
Unless you're in a coma or at least a wheelchair. That would make this post make a lot more sense.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-30 02:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahaha you fag, i didnt know this was for cookielass, now you'll NEVER get laid
Say hello to Rosie Palm and her five sisters for me
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-30 02:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
so I'm guessing you wish there was a 'delete' button right about now. Keep us posted on how things are turning out. I'm half expecting a post from Cookie called 'Jason, my ex-boyfriend'.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rowan is a man's name. You are gay, in the most homosexual of ways.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man the fuck up
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so, whoever you are, plan on making any serious posts anytime soon?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:32:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
I understand the reason why, but wow. What a bad plan.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAH HASHHAHSHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHDSAHHDASHHAHAHAHAHAH HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAWHATABITCH
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll bet you anything this DOESN'T get you laid this weekend.
Cookielass is probably punching you in the nuts this very second.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish there was a big tornado coming down from that cloud. A few flying cows wouldn't hurt either.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy, isn't Gaelic awesome? It's a language that's tied to nature. You know what else is natural? Arsenic. Cyanide. Ebola. Unknown expiration dates on everything you eat. Wiping your ass with your hand. YIPPEE FOR NATURE!!!
Love is dead.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh, Jason, may I call you Fag? Listen, Fag, this isn't Hallmark or the Lifetime channel. Keep that shit to yourself for the rainy days when you wear a mock turtle neck and sip spiced egg nog by the softly crakling fire emmiting from your flaming ass. This is almost 2006 for Christ's sake. Man up and only be a pussy in private, just like the 50's.
Good day to you, and heed my message well.
Adeu.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 words:
EMO
TEARS
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa. With a girlfriend who is an Uber veteran, you should have known better than THIS. Not a -2 because I've posted some sappy shit here too....though at least I was always drunk...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Stupid thing to do, but it's trying to be a nice sentiment. Although if you really loved her, you'd convince her to stop posting bad quality soft porn.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell your broad...don't come wasting this poetic happy horseshit on me.
Ya goddamn parasite.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you pour your heart out to Uber it will be
stepped on. Or eaten.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I understand the reason why, but wow. What a bad plan.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh dear lord
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hell, this is NOT the place you should be doing this.
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I wince, and agree. Poor >NAME DELETED<. :(
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In Uber, your name means bullshit. Deceiver. Your people (who the fuck do you think you are? Jesus? Hitler?) thought that the rowan tree would bring them protection and strength, instead they got thironectria canker and firewood, probably crabs and herpes to. In my life, that's what you've brought me.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am so glad you did this and I did not. I have wrote some sappy shit before, matter of fact did it yesterday. Everytime I do, I regret it. If you feel this way about her, stop being a dickhead and treat her the way you think she should be treated. One day she is going to realize you are a loser and leave you, unless you do something about it.
Now get to work knucklehead. Time is wasting.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
obviously, i thought you were talking to me when you said that
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
confused ? are you taking female hormones ? i read somewhere that they decrease the size of your testicles
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh boy, did you pick the wrong audience. This is a sympathy +2, if only because you may be 1) a real boy and 2) sincere.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i mean god, just look at this fucking post. it's a perfect example. THIS is what a woman does to a man? "I LOVE YOU, I SUCK, DON'T EVER LEAVE ME WAH WAH SMOOCHIE POOCHIE WOOCHIE GOO GOO GA GA"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
more annoyed than frustrated. and i don't think i've ever been less confused.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
frustrated , confused
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or sad, bored, busy, annoyed, excited, fucking, or asleep
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or angry
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all women are little girls when they're happy, i promise
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you can't differenciate between a girl and a woman i suggest you keep your weiner zipped up.
ok a female is the same as a liar , you got me there corky
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you go from saying "girl/woman/liar", as if there were a difference among the three, to saying things that don't even make sense? you're on a roll, sparky
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:15:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:01:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
i hate to tell you this jason but your a female. a girl/woman/liar wrote this
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don't repeat yourself, it makes you look retarded
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only someone with a syndrome would state what HE thinks is retarded , dolt
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post is all kinds of sick. i've never done anything remotely this putrid, not even when i tried.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hell, this is NOT the place you should be doing this.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:01:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
i hate to tell you this jason but your a female. a girl/woman/liar wrote this
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don't repeat yourself, it makes you look retarded
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fair enough, mate. Don't you think it would've been better said in the abscence of strangers, though? Communalising these things seems to degrade them somehow.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH HEYALL NO
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-10-29 17:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i hate to tell you this jason but your a female. a girl/woman/liar wrote this
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All this does is show me a glimpse into someone's personal life that I don't feel I should have seen."""
That too.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is real, then why take something so private and personal and make it public? I've never understood the exhibitionistic need of some people. I can relate to the need for soul cleansing, but this is one person atoning for thier sins and transgressions to another.
Am I now supposed to critique it's style? Content? All this does is show me a glimpse into someone's personal life that I don't feel I should have seen. I feel like a spy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-29 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like a shitty boyfriend.
Wife beaters write love letters too you know?
Act, don't talk.
Lavette.