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Ubersite does not inspire originality (868 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.73 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by XFile (View user info) at 2005-10-30 17:37:15 EST


Now I might not be the most inspired, original writer myself. In fact, most of what I've put up can be considered badly spelled drivel -this post not excluded- but that's not the point.

But making my daily rounds around the Internet, gathering non-information for just a few laughs, I stumbled upon something very familiar at geeks-galore irc quotes site bash.org. Since I come in regularly I checked the latest quotes tab and this puppy jumped up: http://www.bash.org/?572066

Looks familiar? Well, it should. It's ranked #2 on the Most Viewed Messages list for quite a while now. Apparently some jackass thought no one would notice. But rest assured, Detective dipshit is on the job, and I have come to bring this most evil of crimes to light.

Before some raging cunt, probably Fat Tony, will point out: a jew is to be blamed. Since all screennames are accurate representations of the persons using it. Damn zionist bastard!

What was my point again? Ah yes, minus 2 die to me! I gotta go now, I'm having a meeting call with some publishers about a book I'm writing called 'After the Pandemic'.

Detective Dipshit wins again!.jpg (54 kB)

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Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Wow. You've discovered that 90% of what's posted is shit and decided to post about it.
Here's a cookie, dipshit.

Die...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Um...didya think that, maybe, the AUTHOR here on Uber put it on bash.org?

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872

I love Uber!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You've inspired me

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:21:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you a native English speaker?

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No

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Bart, you pulled the: I'm going to post naked pictures of my cheating girlfriend post.

?por que?



Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you a native English speaker?

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-10-30 20:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Someone plagiarized something from Ubersite? FUCK! Now I'm going to look like a jackass because all these years I've been saying that everyone on the internet is genuine and respectable.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-30 19:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, like i read this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/77414 the other day and remembered hearing it on some stand up special on HBO. someone's a copy cat. either the dude that did the post or the comedian but this shit has to stop. every idea must be original. you should research every thought you have endlessly so you dont actually have the same idea someone else had.

Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-10-30 17:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was hoping someone would point that out

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-30 17:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nonsense!

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-30 17:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What was my point again? Ah yes, minus 2 die to me!

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