What 10 things define you? (1160 hits)
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Submitted by Adam Harker <kingdamien3.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-30 21:56:44 EST
What 10 things do you love to do or can't live without. What things would in a way define you?
Other than your job or career.
No special order:
1. Reading and Spirituality
2. Love of cooking
3. My Cats
4. The Internet
5. My Woman
6. Music (Classic Rock to Hardcore)
7. Sports on TV
8. Cable TV
9. Porn and Sex
10.Beer
Is this really me?
User Reviews
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-11-01 00:21:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:25:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that when asked to state the ten things that define them as a person, all the things that at least two decades have gone into growing, shaping and moulding, that people have listed beer and sport as two key defining charachteristics.
So here is Berty's top ten things that define him and make him extra ace.
1. Back in '01 I did some work experience as a hospital porter at Bet Shemesh General Hospital in Jeruselum. There was a bombing on my third week and casulties where rushed in. I'm not medically trained, I just lugged stuff about, so I spent the day pushing bloody people in and out of theatre. The most poigniant memory was when I was taking a five minute break there was a woman set to oneside of the hall near to me. She'd been marked with a black stripe on her clipboard, a sign that her chances for survival where so unlikely that she was low priority.
She was dying in other words. Alone in that cold, noisy hallway.
So I went over to her and smiled at her, but it was apparent that she couldn't talk. She just looked up at me with these large brown eyes that radiated fear, so I held her hand. Her lower torso was bleeding out through the sheet. There was a lot of blood over her. I reached down and held her. I lost track of time, but after a while I put her down and she was gone.
I can't really say how it affected me, all I know is that it's very important to be touched. To feel someone there. It's a powerful sensation for me.
2. That video of Super Mario Bros 3 being completed in 11 minutes, that is ace.
3. When I was growing up in the 80's my parents got divorced and they took me too a 'specialist' to try and localise the fallout. He had a sandbox that was filled with water and I remember reaching in and finding a E.T. toy in the murk. I asked the guy what it was and he said "whatever you want it to be". That simple sentance got me thinking and later became the basis for my entire thinking on human perception and function.
4. Back in the 80's Dad would take me and my sister to this caravan in anglesey, next to this dairy farm. Every now and then I wandered about the farm and I went into a barn to be confronted by dozens of cows penned into a dirty enclosure. I don't think they where in there to long but I remember watching these animals wading around in shit, pissing everywhere and they kept trying to mount one another. Gave me a rather negative impression of animals to be honest.
5. Sometimes on the weekend's during the early 90's I'd rush in and wake my mum up with a hug. I'd sit with her and chatter inanely whilst she did her hair and I remember feeling dampness on her pillow. It was only until later I realiesed she'd been crying. Over the years it made me think a lot about people's need to hide their fear but also the yearning to have it discovered. Whenever I think of that I think of discovering tears on the pillow.
6. My dreamy, dark eyes.
7. umm..... Beer
8. Er... Sport
9. *scratches head* women's breasts.
10. Alright this is harder than I thought
You spent way too much time on this! It was things that you love or can't do without, not experiences that gave you a paradign shift. But ok, because you did mention Beer :)
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is sounding a bit like a blog orgy, but fuck it, when in Rome.
1. Music
2. Being ridiculously overprotective of my brother
3. Friends
4. Being so unfalteringly sarcastic that even I never know when I'm being sincere or not
5. Being in denial about being addicted to cigarettes again!
6. Alcohol
7. Putting my foot in it
8. A man of my word
9. Procrastinator
10. A wee bit of a short fuse
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the asshole that doesn't want Uber to know too much about me. +2 for the efforts
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
7. TOOL"""
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that when asked to state the ten things that define them as a person, all the things that at least two decades have gone into growing, shaping and moulding, that people have listed beer and sport as two key defining charachteristics.
So here is Berty's top ten things that define him and make him extra ace.
1. Back in '01 I did some work experience as a hospital porter at Bet Shemesh General Hospital in Jeruselum. There was a bombing on my third week and casulties where rushed in. I'm not medically trained, I just lugged stuff about, so I spent the day pushing bloody people in and out of theatre. The most poigniant memory was when I was taking a five minute break there was a woman set to oneside of the hall near to me. She'd been marked with a black stripe on her clipboard, a sign that her chances for survival where so unlikely that she was low priority.
She was dying in other words. Alone in that cold, noisy hallway.
So I went over to her and smiled at her, but it was apparent that she couldn't talk. She just looked up at me with these large brown eyes that radiated fear, so I held her hand. Her lower torso was bleeding out through the sheet. There was a lot of blood over her. I reached down and held her. I lost track of time, but after a while I put her down and she was gone.
I can't really say how it affected me, all I know is that it's very important to be touched. To feel someone there. It's a powerful sensation for me.
2. That video of Super Mario Bros 3 being completed in 11 minutes, that is ace.
3. When I was growing up in the 80's my parents got divorced and they took me too a 'specialist' to try and localise the fallout. He had a sandbox that was filled with water and I remember reaching in and finding a E.T. toy in the murk. I asked the guy what it was and he said "whatever you want it to be". That simple sentance got me thinking and later became the basis for my entire thinking on human perception and function.
4. Back in the 80's Dad would take me and my sister to this caravan in anglesey, next to this dairy farm. Every now and then I wandered about the farm and I went into a barn to be confronted by dozens of cows penned into a dirty enclosure. I don't think they where in there to long but I remember watching these animals wading around in shit, pissing everywhere and they kept trying to mount one another. Gave me a rather negative impression of animals to be honest.
5. Sometimes on the weekend's during the early 90's I'd rush in and wake my mum up with a hug. I'd sit with her and chatter inanely whilst she did her hair and I remember feeling dampness on her pillow. It was only until later I realiesed she'd been crying. Over the years it made me think a lot about people's need to hide their fear but also the yearning to have it discovered. Whenever I think of that I think of discovering tears on the pillow.
6. My dreamy, dark eyes.
7. umm..... Beer
8. Er... Sport
9. *scratches head* women's breasts.
10. Alright this is harder than I thought.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for an interesting question.
What defines me as of this moment in time?
1. sense of adventure, and desire to pack as much into my life as possible. Carpe diem baby!
2. independance- being capable of fending for myself in any situation.
3. Undying love of most sports, in particular, rugby.
4. Ambition- once I'm willing to slow down my travel, I want to build a business from the ground up. For the challenge, not the money. I want people to speak my name 10 generations from now because I did something great/worth remembering.
5. Fierce loyalty to close friends and family, especially my dad and brothers.
6. My love of a bet and a beer, and combining those 2 things.
7. Having an open mind- a direct result of having travelled around and seen a bit of the world.
8. Old fashioned views and values- ie I believe that women & men have different strengths and weaknesses. I wouldn't ask a woman to carry my heavy luggage, I'd be disappointed if she asked me to re-hem her trousers.
9. My word is my bond. If I give you my word I won't repeat something you tell me, I don't repeat it. Period.
10. Love of being outdoors
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:05:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
"1. Reading and Spirituality"
Cheater!
You have two objects in your No. 1 spot, meaning that your list has 11.
You indecisive fuck!
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I only read books on spirituality, so they are intertwined.
Besides there are 10 Sephira of the tree of life and (One)that is but isn't.
11 is the number of Magick and I am The MagickMuse.
Ok - you caught me :)
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872
I love Uber!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's interesting that this post is here because I asked myself that question this morning.
It's not a question anyone can answer truthfully in a public forum because the question becomes "what defines you to other people" as it's impossible to expect people to honestly disclose their fears and weaknesses. After all, bad things are shameful. Thats why rape victims try to commit suicide.
So, what really defines us is pain and suffering. It is through pain and suffering that we limit ourselves. If a male is lonely he knows that in reality all he needs to do is go out to a nightclub and shove his hands on a drunk/pilled up female. If a woman feels ugly or lonely, she knows that all she needs to do is go and get drunk/pilled up at a nightclub. They don't though, because of fear. Fear of consequences and fear of what has gone before. Fear created by pain and suffering, either directly or indirectly.
Where we are unbound by fear and suffering we are limitless, capable of massive change and chaotic leaps. We're not idiots though, we know that you can only try and run so fast without falling over.
So what's that 'we're' I mentioned? How is it defined? What does it mean? Does it mean that if we don't know we'll fall over if we pump our legs too hard then we won't? Can't do, because little kids fall over all the time. I'm not going to answer this question because it would take to long and distract us all from my original, and very eloquently written, point.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1) My love for Math
2) My lack of money because I loan it out
3) My lack of sleep
4) The giant lump on my forehead I've had since I was 8.
5) The 3 pairs of pants and $5 shoes I own.
6) The photographs of my brother on my walls
7) The 3 computers I own.
8) The 16 consoles I own yet never play.
9) The lack of any medication in my house including Tylenol... not even vitamins.
10) The numerous women I sleep with simultaneously but will never date because I hate women.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just need three:
#1 Everything I've ever done in the past
#2 Everything I do now
#3 Everything I do in the future
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:00:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
Make that 11:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64320
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Best post ever if I may say so.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here you go. Here's mine..
1. Being happy when being alone
2. Ability to do (or at the very least try) everything from plastering to baking to playing instruments to understanding HOW things work.
3. Being able to look how I like without any fears of people judging me because I honestly don't care.
4. Being in a relationship with my best friend.
5. Being of that wonderful age where you are strong enough to say no. And to mean it.
6. Having dreams/plans/direction and not only lots to look forward to but lots to enjoy in the meantime. Appreciating the journey more than the destination.
7. Being positive and optimistic with a dogged determination.
8. Being aware that if you expect nothing from people other than yourself, you won't be disappointed but might be pleasantly suprised sometimes.
9. Knowing the beauty of nature and what it is.
10. Not being scared of dying.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. My wife
2. My son
3. My daughter
4. Hiking
5. Climbing
6. Traveling
7. Family (Relatives, Parents)
8. Friends
9. Comedian
10.Helping those that are willing to help themselves
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Make that 11:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64320
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. http://www.lemonparty.org
2. http://www.goatse.ca
3. http://www.tubgirl.com
4. http://www.workse.cx
5. http://www.portalastur.com/lallala.jpg
6. http://home.austin.rr.com/noire/typicalmacintoshuser.jpg
7. http://img229.echo.cx/img229/6431/138yr.jpg
8. http://img97.exs.cx/img97/9158/buttphone1mm.jpg
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/75270
10. http://www.thenausea.com/usa.html
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A question all can respond to; good work. Here's my 10 in no particular order
1. Challenging mental stimulii
2. Tactile senation
3. Pleasure
4. Pain (only for perspective, I assure you)
5. The 'hippie' first impression I always get because of my ponytail (not mullet, ponytail, dammit).
6. People who agree with me.
7. People who don't agree with me.
8. The question "What if...?"
9. The question "Is there a God?"
10. Nachos.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"1. Reading and Spirituality"
Cheater!
You have two objects in your No. 1 spot, meaning that your list has 11.
You indecisive fuck!
Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my own personal list...
1) God
2) my loved ones (family/friends)
3) music (listening to/playing)
4) a sense of humor
5) sex
6) cigarettes
7) a good laugh
8) the written word
9) writing
10) humor
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. My sparkling personality
2. Work ethic
3. My unspoken past
4. laziness
5. beer
6. the internet
7. Future career
8. My obnoxious sense of humor that only allows me to attract the people I want to attract
9. Bitterness
10. Depression (oh no, a self-disclosure)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeez, ferretnose, how can you stomach the moral depravity that is ubersite which we all glory in? +2 for tolerance.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-10-30 23:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1) I am a human
2) I am female
3) I am 32 years old
4) I am a tolerant Christian with moderate values who rejects extremism in any form
5) I am a wife whose husband is the head of the household
6) I am a mother- a fierce one
7) I have unconventional aesthetic ideals (I like weird looking shit)
8) My education and career
9) Music and dance
10)My art; fabric is my central medium
11)My animals
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Fashion
2. Music (rock & metal)
3. Art/sketching
4. Sex
5. Drugs
6. The thrill of a chase
7. Beer
8. Having a laugh
9. My friends
10. The sun
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm...
1. My son
2. My argumentative side
3. Shiny things
4. Reading anything and everything
5. My husband
6. Nature in general
7. Drawing, doodling, painting
8. Long conversations in front of fires
9. Whiskey
10. Life experience
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
1. The first inch of my dick.
2. The second inch of my dick.
3. The third inch of my dick.
4. The fourth inch of my dick.
5. The fifth inch of my dick.
6. The sixth inch of my dick.
7. The seventh inch of my dick.
8. The eighth inch of my dick.
9. The ninth inch of my dick.
10. The way it fits in your mom's ass.
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brilliant.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll indulge myself.
1. Family
2. Laziness/procrasination
3. My nationality
4. The Internet, and the freedom from my shyness it brings.
5. Music (Britpop and especially Johnny Cash)
6. Partick Thistle FC. 'Mon the Jags!
7. Glasgow/Aberdeen/Winchester. Cities as well as the the untamed rural fields I grew up in.
8. Literature, particularly Hemingway, Pushkin, whatever.
9. Pornography. Sexuality in general.
10. Film in general. Its hold upon my imagination.
Interesting question and interesting answers, cheers.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Music
2. Guitar
3. Otter Pops
4. Marijuana
5. Alchohol
6. Computer
7. UFC
8. My rugged Manliness
9. Guns
10. Money
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. The first inch of my dick.
2. The second inch of my dick.
3. The third inch of my dick.
4. The fourth inch of my dick.
5. The fifth inch of my dick.
6. The sixth inch of my dick.
7. The seventh inch of my dick.
8. The eighth inch of my dick.
9. The ninth inch of my dick.
10. The way it fits in your mom's ass.
Submitted by karpedeem13 (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1.music
2.food
3.sleep
4.education
5.internet
6.air
7.chicks
8.drugs
9.sex
10.rock & roll
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, this is going to generate some funny responses.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yea, i have to add my hatred of organized religion, my love of science and this bottle of champagne that is currently disappearing right in front of me.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. My exquisitely groomed penis/scrotum
2. My bizarre sense of humour
3. My alcoholism
4. My love of the beach
5. goatse
6. My computer
7. My obscenely even tan
8. My short term memory
9. What is this about, again?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for bob's rant.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Misanthropy (I'm not proud of that one)
2. My love of reading and writing
3. My relationships with the people I love
4. Procrastination
5. My sexuality
6. My relationship with my boyfriend
7. My past experiences (vague, but I don't feel like subcategorizing)
8. My constant struggle to maintain independent and objective thought in the face of collectivism 9. A constant inner battle between logic and spirituality
10. My love/hate relationship with mind altering substances
11. Bonus answer: My struggle with my own mediocrity
I was going to give this a 0, but +1 for a question that wasn't easy to answer.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. family
2. music
3. dogs
4. novels
5. search for knowledge
6. desire to succeed
7. fear of failure
8. video games
9. my eccentric nature
10. ALL THIS FUCKING WORK THAT I HAVE TO DO. ITS SO FUCKING GAY. I WANT ONE FUCKING DAY WHERE
I CAN JUST THINK TO MYSELF, "HEY! I HONESTLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO!". BUT NO, I ALWAYS HAVE SOME
GAY ASS SHIT THATS DUE TOMORROW, OR NEXT WEEK, OR IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS. IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Porno
2. Looking at vaginas
3. Twats
4. Eating vaginas
5. Fucking vaginas
6. Stabbing vaginas
7. Cunts
8. Pornography
9. Masturbating
10. Pooping
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I'll play.
1. My semi-dysfunctional family
2. My boyfriend
3. My baby kitten, Minion
4. Missy and Jasmine, my other two cats
5. My 4.0 GPA
6. My eclectic taste in music
7. My pajamas
8. "The best cookies in the entire universe" (testimonial provided by some woman my mom works with) that I bake.
9. My ability to sleep anytime, anywhere, anyhow.
10. Horseback riding.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Reading
2. My dogs
3. My Cats
4. Beer
5. My Woman
6. Music
7. History Channel
8. Beer
9. Beer
10.Beer
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. soul
2. friends
3. my lady
4. my folks
5. videogames
6. burritos
7. TOOL
8. kinky sex
9. more videogames
10. boozin'