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Submitted by forthewin <age5ixracer.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-31 00:48:53 EST




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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-11 06:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"lmfao"

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-14 10:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking brilliant

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-02-13 23:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is outstanding.

Submitted by An0ny (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha I thought that was hilarious and i'm not sure why

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if not for the inside-joke punchline, this might have been B@W. hell, it probably still deserves it.

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-02-22 23:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I'm bored. If you're bored too, add me to MSN. Everyone I know is sleeping. Lazy fuckers
red_licorice14.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2005-11-07 07:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear sir, I hope this is one of many...

Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-11-07 06:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HaHaHa

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA, yeah, good call I suppose. But you have to admit, that shit was hilarious!!

I liked Orgasmatrons the best!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Average_Dan: Not at all! The only attention I want is comments on my posts. I made a point not to have my face well exposed in my "The 3 best things ever!" post, to make sure no one felt the need to include me in any of their crazy photoshops.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ove treating people like shit on msn.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:49:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dan, you're getting all the attention lately, aren't you?
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Jealous cutie pie?

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

looks like you're still a point shy, though.

let me get the rest.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-02 21:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny post.

You amuse the shit out of me for some reason.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-02 18:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

uuhhh.... yeah..... about that.... ummm..... +2!!!!!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i also thought it was a bloody bajiner until i read further. I was not, however, excited by it.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:02:22 (#)
Ranking: 2



You look very familiar. Probably like someone famous. Har har.
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FORTHEWIN,

Could it be...Aaron Lewis: http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/69/66/26966.jpg

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-02 13:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Would that be considered patting my own back?

And that was 2 days ago.

A fuck it, I'll just write an emo post about it.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-02 12:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No problem, Average_Dan.

I think he was reffering to:

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:51:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872

I love Uber!

-

I'm not sure though.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-02 11:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit, sorry about that.

When the fuck did I "pat myself on the back" though?

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-02 11:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

punkerrjess: I thought that was one of the best parts, too.

Required_Reading: Thanks!

Slovin: FORTHEWIN!#!*#&!*$21

Berty: Woo! Thanks! I just entered a painting into a contest, maybe I'll win that award. And 1000/1500/2000 dollars! WOO!

alfakyle: Oh, Average_Dan is alright. I'd be proud too, if I made B@W!

Average_Dan: That 0 brought the average rating down by 0.01. Please be careful where you point those zeros! :(

Just kidding, I don't care! Woo!

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-02 10:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-11-02 09:51:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Average_Dan needs to stop patting himself on the back. Stop trying to bring attention to yourself!

Great post!
---------------------------------

What the fuck are you talking about, and more importantly, who the fuck are you?

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-11-02 09:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Average_Dan needs to stop patting himself on the back. Stop trying to bring attention to yourself!

Great post!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-02 09:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a funny, intelligent and very gifted young man. I wish I could nominate you for some kind of award or something.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-02 05:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Iiiiiiiiiiii'm gonna catch da waaaaaaabbiiiiiiiiit...


Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-01 23:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

eyp. swazzy my fellow uber. swazzy.


Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-11-01 23:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ftw FTW

Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice work!

Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The small feet got me.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-01 18:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved this post!

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-01 00:48:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

AVERAGE_DAN, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I've made quite a few posts here, and realised that I don't HAVE to have my email by my name. Then I was like, "Hey, what if I just put my website there instead."

e.g.

forthewin (crosshatched.whitebrookfarm.com/kthx/kthx.html)

Would that be a bad thing? Or would I get stoned or something? Do people dislike it when you have a long name by your posts? No one else has their website by their posts, why is that? Will it throw people into voilent -2 frenzies?? PLEASE HELP ME.
-----------------------------------------------

You can do it if you want, the question you have to ask yourself is: Do you really want people from Uber to have access to your email addy and such. That's why people use pen names, to keep weirdos like me from getting thier personnal information. You can find a lot of stuff out by someone by just having thier email addy.

All I'm saying is, do it if you keep all of these considerations in mind. You wont be looked down on for it, but ProfessorFuckFace might show up at your house one day to rape your mother.

DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-01 00:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 0


So the total uber-autism count is up to 2? How come you're funny and original, unlike our good friend Electro?

--

hahaha

You win, I'm not really autistic. I just wish I could play that game you posted as well as an autistic person. (game Method posted: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78023 - in case you were wondering)

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 0


So the total uber-autism count is up to 2? How come you're funny and original, unlike our good friend Electro?

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jesus christ, that sure was a hoot and a holler.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What's a tablet PC?

I could look it up on Google and hide my ignorance, but I'd rather ask you.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tablet PCs rule.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it deserves some heat.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:42:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO RUIN A +2 STREAK?

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:31:40 (#)
Ranking: 1

'twas okay.


================

hahahaha

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I honestly don't give a shit, this was a great post

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

7 out of 52 were mine. That's pretty terrible. I'll make sure never to reply on my own posts ever again.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oops, sorry, Method.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If you'd stop replying on your own fucking post every three seconds, you wouldn't be on most heated

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Woah, never had a post on top 10 most heated before.

Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Simply brilliant

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY SHIT, THIS WAS AWESOME!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, it's such habit for me to give +2s, I accidentally +2ed myself.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jollydodger: I meant no offense by it. I give reviews just like it all the time. Thanks, though!

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry for the shatnerish review. Comes from trying to type while giggling like a japanese schoolgirl. Here, have another +2.


Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-31 14:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA RABBIT!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 14:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FartSmeller: I'm sorry. Thanks for the +2! Woo!

jollydodger: I too sometimes. Like to talk. Like William Shatner. Not. That that's a. Bad thing. Thank you for giving me a +2! Woo!

jack11058: I completely agree. Thank you for giving me a positive rating! Woo!

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Got me with the rabbit.

Fucker.

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That. Was cool.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Average_Dan: Yeah, I wasn't sure if I wanted to go with the HAHA RABBIT, but I figured rabbits are still great even if you don't get the joke. That, and I didn't think it was a B@W quality post, so I went with the rabbits.

This post really could've been B@W material, had I put more work into it.

Personally, I think my lego post was my most well done.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75565

And my post about the three best things ever had the most B@W potential.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77276

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I was born with small feet

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another because this was too damn funny.

Keep this up. But things that have Uber inside jokes don't usually make it to B@W.

I like you though....


























In a non-ghey buttsecks with a peenos kind of way!

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The hardest part was getting the MSN window to look that long without changing my resolution to 1024x9000.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

still good


Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Terrible.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha this ruled

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1.5

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I didn't bust a gut, but this was pretty good.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-31 09:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Average_Dan: Good job on B@W.

Teephphah: Woo! If we're married, please tell me you're an old rich person that's about to die and leave me all of your money??

Mike00295: I couldn't agree more.

williamson: hahaha

lackofcolor: hahaha

BurnTheHobo: That's always a good question.

ghola: Thanks!

ChronicMasturbator: Thanks!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You had me at "Do you think this is funny? <stab>"

Then you REALLY had me at the eyes on the LMAO? OMG WTF part.

Then you REALLY REALLY had me at the "poor baby" part.





THEN you pulled out the HA HA Rabbit.



Now we're married you and me. IN MY MIND!

But you have to sleep in the wet spot.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, this definitely kicked ass!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

You're friend has the mental capacity of a plank of chipboard.
--=-=-=-=-=-=-=
*Your*

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ironic


Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872

I love Uber!

Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That first "hello" picture sealed it for me straight away. Didn't even have to look at the rest of it. Which I did anyway. Very awesome.

Submitted by lackofcolor (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

You're friend has the mental capacity of a plank of chipboard.


HAHA! don't let her read this.
good post, by the way.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wonderful

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For some strange reason I enjoyed this

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO RUIN A +2 STREAK?

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

'twas okay.

Submitted by BurnTheHobo (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck?

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're friend has the mental capacity of a plank of chipboard.

Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ther person you were speaking to is a moron.

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-10-31 02:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow, that's all i've got

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-31 02:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LamRoKi (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got really excited because I thought the ear was a bloodied vagina. -4000000

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Just about made me want to touch myself.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People probably wouldn't talk to me anymore if I could draw messages to them during the day.
Well done you, incorporating the rabbits.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...








...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-31 00:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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