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Paris Hilton Video for Download (6310 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -0.47 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2005-10-31 00:58:28 EST


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=20ICNKMX

That is a 37:48 version of the Paris Hilton Sextape. Enjaculatjoy.

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Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:46:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm guessing you're 16, a little fatter than your friends, and you love Good Charlotte.

19, I have a normal build, and I hate Good Charlotte.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, that's great and all... except for that whole Paris Hilton being a dirty slore.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll spank my money to this when I get home tonight.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-31 11:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. I'm impressed.

I believe we're all capable of finding our own porn should the need arise, you dumb fuck.

Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Paris Hilton is about as sexy as a fucking can of beans.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-31 10:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go fuck a duck.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 on faith. This link better still work when I get home later today.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm guessing you're 16, a little fatter than your friends, and you love Good Charlotte.

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872

I love Uber!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh, the lesbian one is reasonable (even though there is american tv in the background) but I can't be arsed to get this one again.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No thanks. I think I'll keep my porn actresses the way I like them: attractive.

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

13 minutes into it, dude finally gets a kiss.

Thats true love right there.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-31 02:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

123 hits already?

What the fuck for? She's an unattractive skank, and yes, I would kick her out of my bed.
















and then burn my sheets.

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love it...........

I really love it!!!!!!!!1

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Something about retards masturbating to Paris Hilton seems... fitting.

Like a snake eating it's own tail.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:01:11 (#)
Ranking: -1

Hoy no es jueves en ningun parte del mundo.

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ENGLISH! YEAH!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Electro put down that handcream.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Hoy no es jueves en ningun parte del mundo.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-31 01:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are the new god of ubersite.


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