I've just finished university (673 hits)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (View user info) at 2005-10-31 04:47:23 EST
Now what the hell do I do?
It is an arts degree so I'll probably spend the rest of my life in retail. That sucks.
I guess I'll have to go backpacking now - isn't that a rule, that when you finish uni you have to go on a contiki tour around Europe, get drunk in ten different countries and contract a weird forgein STD?
I plan on eventually being a starving writer living in a skanky one-bedroom apartment in a big city somewhere with a mangy cat. A friend told me she will supply one by taking a nice cat and starving it and rubbing it in the dirt.
I don't even like cats.
Anyway, feel free to suggest something. Please not "go and get yourself raped in the ass", I'm not really that kind of girl.
Most of the time anyway
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:49:25 EST (#)
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jeveuxgagner, are you a "single"-versity student too? What are you studying?
If so, why aren't you drinking beer at this very moment? You're wasting valuable drinking time on the internet!
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:34:35 EST (#)
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this was good
i guess ill face the same problem soon
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-10-31 23:56:36 EST (#)
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All great suggestions, thanks Ubers. I'm going to travel I hope. I don't need any help on my blowjob skills (I like to think I'm quite good) but anything with Maths makes my teeth start to hurt and my eyes go blurry, so I think I'll avoid that :-)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:08:17 EST (#)
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marry a rich guy - I suggest boning up on your blowjob skills
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:57:25 EST (#)
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Go back to college. Get a real degree, something that requires more math than 'Math for idiots 101'.
Or alternatively, post nekkid pics on the internet. It seems to work for everyone else.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:28:24 EST (#)
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How about three months spent exploring my dick? Think of the memories you'll have later on, after you GET that retail gig.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-31 09:55:05 EST (#)
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I have a fair idea that you're an Aussie, and that being the case, get your arse over to London.
Then travel every chance you get, spending British currency all the way. I've been going for just over 2 years now, and I've learnt more about myself and the world in that time than I did in all my formal schooling.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:58:37 EST (#)
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Become a copywriter. It's fun, plus you get to do 'research' for your ads, like dick around on Uber for 6 hours straight, get drunk, snort coke off a strippers bits, and then go to a client meeting and present your ideas in a white-lipped frenzy. When the client gets weirded out, you just sit back, breathe, and tell them your art director will explain the rest, but 'Watch out, he's a kooky, "creative" type...'
And that's just mondays.
Congrats on getting through varsity. Now go travel.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:37:38 EST (#)
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congratulations on your degree.
this post is crap.
have a nice day.
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Xcuses - stop trying to get info on every girl that posts on Uber.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:36:12 EST (#)
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They said, "Calee-forneee is the place you ought to be."
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly. Hills that is.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-31 08:13:48 EST (#)
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You gotta go east, American/canadians go round Europe, Europeans go round the far east, Japanese go to america
Submitted by Hexidecimal (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:59:23 EST (#)
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Go start your wonderful career using your arts degree to get a job mixing paint
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:52:56 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872
I love Uber!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-31 07:16:40 EST (#)
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I'd vote for travel. A year on the road will add a lot of perspective to your education. By the way: travel within your own country is useful but not nearly so enlightening as travel on another continent.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:59:26 EST (#)
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You finished University without getting your Mrs degree???
Sounds like it's time for Grad school
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:47:11 EST (#)
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Do whatever drove you into doing an arts degree...
Surely?
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:37:49 EST (#)
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go and get yourself raped in the ass
just kiddin , go visit Europe !!
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:08:15 EST (#)
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"Birmingham, one of the most vibrant cities of the world"
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Good lord...
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-31 06:02:52 EST (#)
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What is a contiki tour? I thought contiki was an operating system. Did you mean Kon-Tiki?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:38:04 EST (#)
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I was once taking a shit in London Imperial's student union bar (in the toliets, before you crack the cheap pun). When I was done I turned to my right to grab some paper to wipe my arse and I noticed that somebody had scrawled above the toliet roll holder in magic marker:
"Arts Degrees, please take one."
Oh, how I laughed.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:36:13 EST (#)
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Incidently I did 6 years of art college university etc....right now its 10:35, Fresh prince is on the tv and I havnt got dressed yet........and I smell.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:33:35 EST (#)
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AAAAHAHAHAHA...we're in the same boat! Except you can replace 'retail' with 'tourism'...
Arts degrees are fairly (read as completely) useless unless you use it as a stepping stone. I finished my BA, did the travelling (though not in Europe), had the cat (though not mangy), and am now working towards a degree in early childhood education...
Good luck...I hear those european std's are a real bitch.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:22:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:19:51 (#)
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drugs work
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Good answer
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:19:51 EST (#)
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drugs work
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-31 05:15:31 EST (#)
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You're an american, yes? Or Canadian, more or less the same really. Anyway, come to England. Visit the north and the grim places in the south. Meet me in Birmingham, one of the most vibrant cities of the world, and be charmed in my sexy voice before going out and pulling a real man.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:57:47 EST (#)
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Congrats on finishing uni by the way.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:50:36 EST (#)
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"It is an arts degree"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHaahahahaha *snort*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:50:25 EST (#)
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You should definitely go travelling. I went straigt into teaching when I finished my degree and I always wish I had gone round the world or something.