The Stuff on my Desk at Work and Why I Hate it or Don't Hate it. (1726 hits)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2005-10-31 15:01:55 EST
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-04-03 03:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retaliatory -2's are for pussies.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that I just started reading Company by Max Barry (an office satire) makes this post all the better.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:40:49 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass (+2)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-27 07:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have the same phone as me except mine is a sort of mushroom colour. One day I pressed that button that makes the on hold music come out by mistake and spent half the day trying to make it stop.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-02 13:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post make children smile...
Well, actually *I* made them smile after this post made *me* smile.
(Sometimes you just gotta crack the whip.)
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-02 13:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78227
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You>Jesus
Submitted by Ananse (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I love you now.
Submitted by Bobbywangstar (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:13:47 EST (#)
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I have to use that same adding machine at work...It blows rectum.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God this was awesome. If I didn't have ADD I'd probably read it too.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-01 00:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA- there were some lines that were just brilliant, but everyone already let you know that.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-01 00:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn... I can't wait to work in an office.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-01 00:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-31 22:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to decorate it. Put a picture of a vagina on your desk. Now that would be cool!
He's right. You should put a picture of a vagina on your desk. It would go well with the dick on your monitor.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought this would be bad but it was good
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to decorate it. Put a picture of a vagina on your desk. Now that would be cool!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i guarantee you sir, that is my real desk, and its not much better now.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:42:40 EST (#)
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loL! good post... how do you get away with taking photos at work? ahh who cares +2
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought this would be bad but it was good
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What else can I say? I liked it.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck man you didn't rate the actual desk?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all x 10^ass
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, my Prof's psych lab has that same 3 hole punch. I hate it too. When I suggested we throw it out, it screamed discrimination.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:57:51 EST (#)
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bauahahahahahahahaaa....
You obessed stalkers crack me up....
Occassionally.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:25:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:18:20 (#)
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Oh yea well I had a thing of 4x6 sticky notes that is lined...in neon yellow and blue.
I don't care about your stupid highlighter, I have the ones that are clear so you can shake them and play with the ink inside.
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Stupid highlighter? Now you're just being mean.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The only thing I don't hate on my desk is my monitor's Off button.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:18:20 EST (#)
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Oh yea well I had a thing of 4x6 sticky notes that is lined...in neon yellow and blue.
I don't care about your stupid highlighter, I have the ones that are clear so you can shake them and play with the ink inside.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have the worst desk, by far.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75083
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:57:14 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/46271
Here's my desk (although, it has changed a bit since then)
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:56:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:55:06 (#)
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I want an electric stapler BAD. Tim over in reporting has one, he claims that he accidentally wrote the wrong number down when he ordered it the sneaky bastard. I'm trying like hell to break mine and then I'll accidentally write down the wrong number too.
by the way even though I want an electric stapler, the one I have now still kids the ass of that piece of shit you have
plus I have cooler sticky notes than you do
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Let us not be crazy. My Post-Its are grade-A 3M shit. And, I have a highlighter with post-it flags IN THE HANDLE. Top that.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:56:10 EST (#)
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BEWARE THE HOLE PUNCHER!
I tossed mine and the fucker broke into my house, ate all my Cocoa Puffs... then raped and impregnated my cat.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want an electric stapler BAD. Tim over in reporting has one, he claims that he accidentally wrote the wrong number down when he ordered it the sneaky bastard. I'm trying like hell to break mine and then I'll accidentally write down the wrong number too.
by the way even though I want an electric stapler, the one I have now still kids the ass of that piece of shit you have
plus I have cooler sticky notes than you do
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice wallpaper.
Dipshit.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:15:19 (#)
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HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!
You win the award for funniest motherfucker, I don't really know... just for that desktop background.
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Please leave a +2 for the relief efforts in New Orleans.
Every little bit helps.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"it'll just linger outside the office smoking and throwing shit at my car"
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Holy shit man. That was comedy.
I need to do one of these desk posts.
Good shit.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoo. I needed that laugh.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:19:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:07:48 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
God I love you.
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Thanks, lover. Also, congrats on B@W man.
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And Thank you!
I've been jerking off all day staring at the B@W screen with my title on it!
So far, I've janxed 24 times, and my right arm is the size of a chimney stack. I fear I will never be the same.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:16:42 EST (#)
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ha!
your calculator is a Loose whore.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:15:19 EST (#)
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HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!
You win the award for funniest motherfucker, I don't really know... just for that desktop background.
How do you stop from masturbating constantly, staring at all that "Manly Goodness" on the screen?
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds a lot like something Maddox would do.
But still, good effort. +2.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:10:44 EST (#)
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the monitor picture cracked me up
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:07:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
God I love you.
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Thanks, lover. Also, congrats on B@W man.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would think it would be better to have Pam or Deb masterbate you so you would be free to staple...but thats just me.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:06:58 EST (#)
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God I love you!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:05:42 EST (#)
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I have the same printer. I share your hate.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:05:38 EST (#)
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So, do you always have pictures of homosexuals on your computer desktop? Don't let HR find that out, you could get fired!