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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-12 18:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This rocks

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-12 17:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU NOOB

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dear you,

rape yourself and die from
teh ghey aids you're sure
to contract.

simple_catalyst

Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:52:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

thank god you're here! Uber was starting to suck!!


Submitted by Bobbywangstar (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat your own ass.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-01 02:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/74905

violence sometimes IS the answer

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-01 02:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There was no content in this post, so i'm going to give it a bad rating.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for the headline page of your mind.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

All I got is a -2.

All you got is a brain the size of your largest zit.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

thank god you're here! Uber was starting to suck!!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your skills amaze me

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-31 16:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Great first post!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


your sell-by date has expired



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*puts on best Killers voice*

I'm wrapping up this Monday
And things were goin' just fine
Got some head on my break from underneath my desk,
Sat down, just readin' some posts
And then one made me morose
(It was only a post, it was only a post)
I want to gouge out your eyes
And start to skullfuck your face
While ripping off both your ears
Because this is a disgrace.
Then I'll impale your heart
With my just-deepthroated dick,
Your punishment for this post
Will be a death by
Cock
Diesel
I'll pop you just like a
Wea-
Sel
Please just go.

But I can't not look
It's killing me,
It's taking control.

Shitty posts, are the things I hate the most
Reading this lame first attempt
Wishing that you'd just get bent,
But that's just the price I pay
Ubersite is killing me,
Off yourself and say goodbye:
Negative Two, Die.


Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

sometimes i like to think about what the world would be like if there was a lot more of the color orange around, i think it would be... a lot more orange, but that just my opinion. Have you ever seen the way a silver dollor looks at sunset on the beach in san diego (which as we all know is german for a whale's vagina) while sipping gin and juice wearing an orange shirt named bob? me neither, but i bet it would be splendid.


Oh, and may you choke on a throat tumor.

MUCH LOVE!

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you take out of state two party checks?

Not Worst Post Evar!

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

here's a hot load of -2 in your eye.


ARRRRR matey!



Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us
from the animals. Except the weasel.

-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood