Weep Ye all with me (994 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.38 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GodChicken <Monty> (View user info) at 2005-10-31 17:51:35 EST
Oh please dear sweet Jeebus in heaven, strike down those who are too stupid to live.
I work in a tech support call center.
I just had a call that made brain matter leak from every orifice in my body, after a massive stroke fueled by my unrelenting hatred of you, the User.
This should be fake, but it's not. It's no joke.
The urban legend is real.
Where is the "any" key?
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-10-30 09:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this gem? How about people calling the PC a modem? Or turning the monitor off & on when you ask them to restart their PC?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-19 00:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my AIM isn't working
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-01-19 00:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-01 02:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So where is it?
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope tomorrow is better.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Auto "I work in a tech support call center" -2
+1 for "brain matter leak from every orifice in my body, after a massive stroke fueled by my unrelenting hatred of you, the User."
+1 for "The urban legend is real. Where is the 'any' key?"
+1 for the filename.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Weeps*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everyones stupid but me
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahaha a freind of mine told me his sister rang him telling him she just got connected to the internet and was sending her first e-mail but she couldnt work out how to get the circle around the "a"
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:20:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I read somewhere that designers briefly considered rewording that command because of this exact issue. Did they at least have the grace to be embarassed to be asking?
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I couldn't tell. I was in the middle of a stroke. Email me or something?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I read somewhere that designers briefly considered rewording that command because of this exact issue. Did they at least have the grace to be embarassed to be asking?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i work in a realty office.
a tenant tried to stab me once.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
-- Homer Simpson
Selma's Choice
So true.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-31 17:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yes it's shit. I couldn't help but share this though.
It's only Monday.
It's only Monday.
It's only Monday.
It's only Monday.
It's only Monday.
It's only Monday.
It's only Monday.
It's only Monday.