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Bears- an (778 hits)

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Labels: sports

Rating: 0.57 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "STOP CALLNG ME" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-10-31 17:54:42 EST


Based on this fools love ejacualation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/78003
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In Gaelic, your name means Bears. Blessed. Your people thought that the bears would bring them protection and strength. In my life, that's what you've brought me.

I'm not good with words, DERPA JIHAD, and I don't know how you'll feel about my breaking into your circle here, but some things have to be said, and some things I just can't say. I think them, but I don't know how to make those things come out of my mouth. But the 24 years that I've known you, 2 of them have felt felt magical, and I was too young to remember the first time, our first time, the first time we truely connected. But its felt blessed. You've made me strong, and your defence has made me feel protected.

I'm the fan. It's my job to cheer you on, and love you, and those are all the things that you've done for me. When I've been down, you've picked me up. When I've been alone, you've comforted me. You lead a crusade every fall to make my life a little brighter and a little better, but instead you've made you cry, broken my heart, and demolished my trust. You don't make first downs when you say you will, and you never keep your talented players. And boy, have I made promises. I'll say anything to keep you with me, because I can't deal with the thought of you not here.

And even though I look at you with your giant blue and orange helmuts that are full of doubt...

OMG FUCK THIS SHIT

THIS GUY IZ WHIIIIPPEEEDDDDDDDDDDD

WATSSHH WATSSSHHHH

GO BEARS WOO!!!

WIN THE NFC NORTH, THE HARDEST DIVISION IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL

WOO

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User Reviews


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-01 01:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And anyone can be tooted?

-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Was

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Needs less Habeeb.

The world needs less Habeeb, I mean.

Shlongy no likey no retards.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-31 20:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stay away from Soldier Field, Habeeb, before you ruin the Bears for the rest of us.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:10:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

That fucking division stinks even more than your posts, as hard as that is to fathom.
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IMO KEEL U BITCH

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

needs more fusion

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That fucking division stinks even more than your posts, as hard as that is to fathom.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO BEARS WOO!

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Theres a Bear in there.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-10-31 18:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Come here, you little raven!

-- Homer Simpson
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