An Old Drunk & A Bikie (358 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.5 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lauren123 (View user info) at 2005-11-01 02:52:12 EST
A drunken old man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner
table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says:
"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man,
she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop
of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
Looks him square in the eyes and says...................
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk !"
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
aren't you banned yet?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-01 02:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
one of my favorite jokes
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-11-01 02:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woohoo