A Bride And Groom (372 hits)
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Submitted by Lauren123 (View user info) at 2005-11-01 03:01:19 EST
Honeymooners
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where
they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the
champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,"Ewww
what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and
weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued
undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again
wrinkled up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked.
"They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the
undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess. Smallcox?"
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Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-18 23:54:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-11-01 03:01:38 EST (#)
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