Come on Uber. We need to start turning out some better posts. (1132 hits)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2005-11-01 04:41:58 EST
Let's do it for Rudy.
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:51:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/24669
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:17:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:39:13 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:49:49 (#)
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let me lay some truth on you fellas...
if i wrote a half decent post and ended it with this picture of sean astin, i'd get a bunch of "+2 for Sean Astin!" reviews.
obviously, uber lies when they give the so-called +2 for <insert b-celebrity name>. It's just a way to cover for the fact that you don't have anything clever to say, or, to cover for the fact that you didn't read it, but want to share in the social experience of a post with a good rating.
doesn't that blow your minds!?!!?
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THIS POST SUCKS ASS
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did you even read what you quoted?
"uber lies when they give the so-called +2 for <insert b-celebrity name>"
that's my only point. it's about mob mentality. Certain users don't read posts, but review them based on the trend of ratings in that post. If it's positivley rated, they might leave a 2 with a "no comment," or the aforementioned "+ 2 for pic."
If it's negatively rated they might say, "sean astin blows" or leave a -2, No Comment. Sure not everyone does this, but alot of people do.
(peon, i would never question your motives. I could almosts see vaginal secretions ebbing from your prose)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:51:10 EST (#)
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i envision a picture of a litle faggoty Dutch boy sticking his finger in a dyke
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:39:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:49:49 (#)
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let me lay some truth on you fellas...
if i wrote a half decent post and ended it with this picture of sean astin, i'd get a bunch of "+2 for Sean Astin!" reviews.
obviously, uber lies when they give the so-called +2 for <insert b-celebrity name>. It's just a way to cover for the fact that you don't have anything clever to say, or, to cover for the fact that you didn't read it, but want to share in the social experience of a post with a good rating.
doesn't that blow your minds!?!!?
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THIS POST SUCKS ASS
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:10:11 EST (#)
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Well, your new strategy is off to a fucking terrible start.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:37:36 EST (#)
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I don't know that guy and I certainly don't wanna!
+1 for the idea in the title though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:11:02 EST (#)
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i hate that fag
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:38:45 EST (#)
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It is against my religion to give a native rating to a Sean Astin post.
On a side note - Fuck you pen for making me have to go play with myself now.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:09:08 EST (#)
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Yeah, like this piece of shit, right?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:50:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:54:15 (#)
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GOOOOOOOOOO IRISH
BEEEEEEEEEAT sissy tennessee unranked homos.
fin
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:54:15 EST (#)
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GOOOOOOOOOO IRISH
BEEEEEEEEEAT sissy tennessee unranked homos.
fin
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:52:12 EST (#)
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bad, my hours have been fucked up recently. Uber induced insomnia. i really should take a break for a while.
as for your post...it was ridiculous to drop it down. It had something like 70 reviews. it was clear it deserved to be at the top.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:47:58 EST (#)
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you are one of the few that I think actually spends more time on this site than I do.
Oh and thanks for the reviews on my Straight post after a_reader hit it.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:32:16 EST (#)
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+ 2 cos i wanna fit in with the 'in crowd'
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78133
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:26:20 EST (#)
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bah, humbuttz
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:25:53 EST (#)
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"hell no, we won't...........won't...
"...write....yeah...we won't write...
"...goodly"
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:19:42 EST (#)
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Motivational posts are no way to start the motivation.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:13:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:08:32 EST (#)
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maybe you should eat a decroded piece of crap!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:00:10 EST (#)
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maybe you should take your tongue out of your cheeck
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:51:55 EST (#)
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yeah, rad...
*knowing nod*
*tango and cash freeze fram high five*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:49:49 EST (#)
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let me lay some truth on you fellas...
if i wrote a half decent post and ended it with this picture of sean astin, i'd get a bunch of "+2 for Sean Astin!" reviews.
obviously, uber lies when they give the so-called +2 for <insert b-celebrity name>. It's just a way to cover for the fact that you don't have anything clever to say, or, to cover for the fact that you didn't read it, but want to share in the social experience of a post with a good rating.
doesn't that blow your minds!?!!?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:48:22 EST (#)
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peener
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:42:54 EST (#)
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Xcuses! I was being tongue-in-cheek...again!
i got so much tongue-in-cheek, i think it's burrowing a hole so it can hibernate for the winter. Fuck, when have i claimed to be betteer than anyone.
and chicane...haha...who the fuck are you!?!?!?!
hahahahahaha
sorry, i just laughed out loud there.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:36:47 EST (#)
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great mate
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:35:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:22:29 (#)
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come on--it's clearly tongue-in-cheek
Besides, my stats show that i am better than you.
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when you start using STATS to judge people's talent, it's time to find another hobby. Sorry I don't focus on just producing great writing, that's not why I joined this site. If you want me to say you are better than me, sorry- can't do it!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:32:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:29:31 (#)
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here's a quality post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77556
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we'll see about that. Let me get my reading glasses...
wait...if i don't have my glasses...how can i read this........
ARGGGGGGGGGGG; It's a paradox, Piccard!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:29:31 EST (#)
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here's a quality post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77556
Submitted by bitterlemon (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:29:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:21:05 (#)
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What, you don't like Tubgirl anymore?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:28:08 EST (#)
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would it help if i said today was my birthday?
probably not.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:23:20 EST (#)
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sorry...not talking to you, xcuses.
although, that negative deuce is pretty mean.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:22:29 EST (#)
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come on--it's clearly tongue-in-cheek
Besides, my stats show that i am better than you.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:21:05 EST (#)
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What, you don't like Tubgirl anymore?
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:04:11 EST (#)
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Practice what you preach buddy.
Nice picture of a hobbit though.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 05:19:59 EST (#)
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http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/8669
there's some quality. it should be on the front page with a shiny aura of light around it.
...could technically be NSFW. but it's a cartoon so...
eh...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:59:21 EST (#)
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I wrote 2 quality posts last week.
Im good for at least another couple of days.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:55:00 EST (#)
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I just wrote the best post ever but it's being ignored. Much like my penis.
I could so kick Rudy's ass.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:53:03 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about pen_name
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look at my hit count. i missed 66666. that only happens once in an uber lifetime.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:49:22 EST (#)
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i was due for some rubbish
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:48:04 EST (#)
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rubbish.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:44:12 EST (#)
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do you think samwise was too busy to carry frodo up that mountain?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-01 04:42:53 EST (#)
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I'm too busy to write a QUALITY POST.