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Submitted by Shane (View user info) at 2005-11-01 06:31:20 EST


what the fuck's going on here?
if it's not skanky bitches pretending to be their (nonexistent)boyfriend spewing their "sorry, i've treated you like shit and you're the best thing that's happened to me...WAAH WAAH WAAH", it's skanky bitches getting their stretched marked tits in a twist over comments from the uber population. get fucked sideways you attention seeking cum sodden cunts. come off it.

then theres the limeys thinking they rule the roost. what a bunch of boring stinking numbnuts. take your +2 pact and your summer teeth(summer yellow, summer broken, summer missing) and go fuck your sister. you lot stick together through thick (plaque) and thin. auto +2 my sweaty scrotum you pale flea infested fucks.

i'm not even going to go in to what i think of the seppos. arrogant fucks. insane cunts. "i'm better than you and jesus."

anyhow, i'm off for a sausage sanger. and to show that there's no bad feeling here--

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out

so what if i copy n pasted it. suck my hairy browneye.


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