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Rating: -0.8 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Shane (View user info) at 2005-11-01 06:34:59 EST


what the fuck's going on here?
if it's not skanky bitches pretending to be their (nonexistent)boyfriend spewing their "sorry, i've treated you like shit and you're the best thing that's happened to me...WAAH WAAH WAAH", it's skanky bitches getting their stretched marked tits in a twist over comments from the uber population. get fucked sideways you attention seeking cum sodden cunts. come off it.

then theres the limeys thinking they rule the roost. what a bunch of boring stinking numbnuts. take your +2 pact and your summer teeth(summer yellow, summer broken, summer missing) and go fuck your sister. you lot stick together through thick (plaque) and thin. auto +2 my sweaty scrotum you pale flea infested fucks.

i'm not even going to go in to what i think of the seppos. arrogant fucks. insane cunts. "i'm better than you and jesus."

anyhow, i'm off for a sausage sanger. and to show that there's no bad feeling here--

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out

The patient replied,


"No worries, mate!!"


so what if i copy n pasted it. suck my hairy browneye.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:40:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this a rant, a story, nothing?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat your own ass.

Submitted by Bobbywangstar (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I've seen better(-1)

Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lamest play on words? says rosie o'donnels waist line. and if mrsprinkle with his tinkle had any balls he's still be a shiela.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Er...meant -2.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

take your +2 pact and your summer teeth(summer yellow, summer broken, summer missing)
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HUH???? that's the fucking lamest play on words I've ever heard.

EVAR!



nobber




Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-01 07:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't figure out if this is the best post ever, or the worst.

Have a zero?

Submitted by bitterlemon (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

words mate

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:40:58 EST (#)
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Is this a rant, a story, nothing?



Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

said your girlfriend when you first tried to root her.

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-11-01 06:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

took you enough tries


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