Goddamn Giant Purple Hippo Perverts (2456 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.59 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-01 08:09:57 EST
"What is your problem man?" I asked Henry with venom in my voice. Dammit was he getting on my nerves!
"What? She so wanted me man," he said in his dum-de-dum tone.
"She slapped you in the face after you started dry-humping her leg." I tried to calm myself. "Why would you think anything other than 'wow, this chick hates me?'"
"...."
"Yeah, that's what I thought".
It was becoming too much. The giant bastard just had no sense. It wasn't enough just to hang out. He was alway incessant about "getting some ass tonight". The bad thing is, I don't even remember the last time I saw him get any, and I've known him my whole life.
The look on his face was too much. I had hurt his feelings, and that's just not right. I wanted to love my buddy, but sometimes he just made it so damn hard.
But now he stood there, kicking an imaginary rock around on the ground, starting to flush in embarrassment. What could I do, I loved the bastard, despite his aloofness around the ladies.
We were standing outside the bar now, after being asked to leave by 5 of the biggest men I had ever seen. I wasn't scared or anything, Henry could have taken them all by himself, and I could have just stood there and watched, but the bar was owned by a buddy of mine, so I thought it best if we just left peaceably, and forgot about the whole incident.
"Come on Henry, let's run down the street to 'Have a Nice Day Café' and see if we can't pick up on some honeys over there."
The look of elation on his face caused me to turn away. I was still trying to play like I was mad at him, even though the very sight of him made me want to run up and hug him.
As we approach the front door of the bar, I turn gravely to him and say, "Listen Henry, I know it's not my place to say this" I hesitate for a second, trying to figure out exactly how to present this sensitive material. "When we get in there, try to behave like a human, and please, whatever you do, don't hump on the ladies to introduce yourself. They don't really like that."
Henry equally returns my gaze, and puts his hand on my shoulder, "Don't worry Dan, you know you can count on me."
That's what I'm afraid of.
We walk into the bar and it is packed. The table-tops and stages are packed with young college girls from the campus up the street. I forgot this was 18 and up night. I nervously glance at Henry, and although I have never seen a bigger smile on his face, he was controlling himself. Thank God, we can go out for once and not get kicked out or slapped around by offended women.
"Come on Henry," I yell above the thumping trance beat. "Let's go and get ourselves a drink"
"Sounds good, I'm right behind ya!"
We make our way through the crowd and up to the bar. I order us a couple of shots and a couple of brews to go with them. Our favorite shot was Bushmill's Irish whiskey. The first shot is a little harsh, so we ordered another and it went down smooth. Bushmill's has a funny way of getting a little tastier with every shot that you take.
We turn from the bar to scope out the scene.
It was not disappointing.
The girls were really getting into the music now, and a few of them had even climbed into the cages on either side of the stage and dancing in a tantalizing manner. It was glorious. The music pumping in my ears, the visual of the lights and the women making my groin tingle. Wait...yeah, I've definitely got to take a piss.
I turn to Henry and tell him to wait right here until I get out of the restroom, and we can go out and find a couple of honeys to dance with, and if need be, I would even be his "wingman".
He gives me a "I'll-be-fine-by-myself" eye roll and I saunter off to the bathroom to relieve myself.
I get into the bathroom and every single stall is currently occupied. The problem with that, was the minor tingle, had become the equivalent of the pressure of the Hoover Dam.
I do the obligatory side-to-side dance of the pee-pee nation, while I bartered with the devil for a hole to open up in what would seem to be the defensive line of a football team. (American Football to you Limeys)
Yes, finally a break in the defense and I let loose with a stream of piss that would turn a fireman green with envy. As I come to the end of sweet release, I notice a ruckus coming from outside the bathroom.
"Can you describe the ruckus?"
Women screaming and running in shock and fear.
"Oh great" I think to myself. I quickly shake twice, and nearly castrate myself getting my phallus back into my pants in order to rush to calm my friend down.
When I finally make my way through the crowd to the dance floor, I see what I expected, but I had hoped upon hope that he would contain himself for the few minutes I was in the restroom. He is a lost cause. I realize now that I just can't take him anywhere with me.
Goddamn giant purple hippo perverts.
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 06:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dan, had to post this b4 I leave, going to NY for 4 days, it's a hippo giving C.P.R. Watch!! {We're both hippophiles, so}:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNbL2s0nTLE
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 01:50:21 EST (#)
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Happy new years Dan. Each Christmas we go and get Tracy from the "home" where they keep her. She's, well, slightly retarded. Don't mind anything she's ever said. She means well. Love to you and yours, Wisher.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-11-23 19:50:15 EST (#)
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Happy Spanksgiving
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-24 05:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn that bitch is fucked up
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-23 00:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
u knew it was coming, had to see b4 10 hour drive- this memory willl save me!!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-09-02 03:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching this amongst freaks, people are throwing things some cheering. pc volumn offstereo up on New York Dolls : bad girls. Have cam phone pic of your hippo i was gunna post long ago taken of hippo at Keg a nightclub but since you gave me a zero rating i decided you could bite my southern ass. Still love hippo!! this is reallly a plus two just look down at all my ratings you, you, yoouuuu.
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i want the costume likk barney gone wild- blessed be and peace, Tracy. dretta wrote other, oh, wisher, we called her that in middle school Party on Wayne, party on Garth. we're looking up cool stuff on iternet. She says you're old and look like kevin spacey. he's hot. Do you have a big one for a hottie? ..... pc i mean.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:52:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:38:15 (#)
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"What? She so wanted me man," he said in his dum-de-dum tone. Great, great, great!!
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Liked your review, but Wisher has to be the last review this one. Ain't it great?! We played the hippo dancing on a five foot tv last weekend at The Keg, a roadhouse bar in Orange Beach. People went crazy, some were shouting "Scroll up" to fin reading! Way awesome!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:38:15 EST (#)
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"What? She so wanted me man," he said in his dum-de-dum tone. Great, great, great!!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It'll be over soon....... just...
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:08:36 EST (#)
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I can't help it.
{Those are 4 words that will get you out of most any trouble in this wicked world!}
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:35:53 EST (#)
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The hippo must step out, open his cage! Dance, dance I say!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha. Won't bring him up again, but it's for holidays.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-19 02:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's that time again~~~~~ dance hippo, dance I say!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-02 18:08:35 EST (#)
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Time to bring out the dancing hippo, in honor of this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/80281
hahaha!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-01 03:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:53:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:54:54 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:48:56 (#)
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'Round here in these parts, we call it Have a Gay Day Cafe.
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Man that's weird, 'round here, we call it "where to pick up Hadley's little sister on her nights away from her nigger boyfriend", it could be just a local thing though? """
bwhahahah better than the obvious post.
some heartwarming moments though, hippos have a lovely smile.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha!
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:20:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:44:41 EST (#)
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I ended up seeing that purple hippo gif. monster while dreaming,
anything that odd deserves a +2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:54:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:48:56 (#)
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'Round here in these parts, we call it Have a Gay Day Cafe.
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Man that's weird, 'round here, we call it "where to pick up Hadley's little sister on her nights away from her nigger boyfriend", it could be just a local thing though?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:48:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:31:43 (#)
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So the name "Henry" conjures up gigantic purple humping hippos for you? Were you traumatized as a child?
Did you know there is a club called "Have A Nice Day Cafe" right around the corner from where I live?
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT DAN!!!
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'Round here in these parts, we call it Have a Gay Day Cafe.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:28:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:44:52 (#)
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I laughed so hard a fire ant came out of my belly button.
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You bastard, when i read this, I was just taking a sip of Hi-C Berry Blue and i spit it all over my laptop.
then I shit a cross legged indian.
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I had a mouthful of a Boston Market microwaveable meal in my mouth when I read this.
There is now a piece of sirloin and half of a buttered egg noodle lodged in my monitor's casing.
And my glass eye fell out
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I was just checking out some reviews while cleaning off an electrical switch with MF-703 contact cleaner in an aerosol can when i read this. The can had one of those cocktail straws in the nozzle, and I had my phallus in my hand because i was checking out some of TigerLilly's pictures. I spare you the details of what happened next, but will suffice to say that if ForensicGirl did a urinalysis on me right now, she would find traces of Isohexane, and Acetone.
:-(
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I laughed so hard at that review right there it was like back when I was on the USS Abraham Lincoln, I was replacing a circuit card in the CV-2036 Keyset Central Multiplexer when someone flipped the breaker despite my having tagged it "off". AT the time, I was simultaneously scratching my buddies ass for him because he was busy tying a bowling knot in a piece of marlin to decoratively wrap a hatch handle and when the voltage hit me I sqeezed hard enough to take the smallest little piece of buttcheek off while being the first human to ever actually pee and poop at the same time and my other hand lurched driving the circuit card into the housing with enough force to bend the contact pins. Too funny.
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DAMMIT MAN!
I was laughing at this so hard that it reminded me of the time when I was taking a synchronized swimming classes in college, and doing lamaze classes for the future mother of my children. Anyways, it was the first week senior year and the parties were just starting to get into full swing with the last year there. One particular afternoon, I woke up in my bathtub wearing nothing but a sombrero and woolen mittens with my lit professor on top of me...more on that later. Anyways, I jumped out of the tub and had to high tale it to my lamaze classes because I was already 10 minutes late. At least that's what I thought I was late for. I ended up in Synch swimming doing a ballet leg double while practicing my lamaze breathing technique. The result was about the same as when I was laughing at that review.
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That's not uncommon. The same thing happened when I read this as the time I was dared to eat the Nuke Demon Gut Fuck Chainsaw Death wings at Sammys Chicken Shack. First, I took a nibble, and finding nothing wrong, I decided to go for it, whole hog as it were. The heat was unimaginable, and after I started sweating, I began to vomit whole chunks of the beef cubes and snow peas I'd eaten for lunch. The heat grew, eventually leading me to hallucinate that I was Sojournor Truth. I composed a solliliquy and I then passed out, and woke up shitting in an alleyway in the poor section of Calcutta. I ejected one turd the distance of one cubit. Then, a travelling Hindi priest returned me to my homeland and I was nursed back to health by a family of wolverines in the canadian wilderness. What I'm saying here is that your review was a wild ride. I loved it.
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Not to get too off subject here, but I laughed at your journey of the wing so hard that my grandmother got sick. I had to fly to Deleware, and invent a vaccine that would not only bring her back to health, but cure the rest of the tri-state area because the virus had adapted and went airborne. The only problem was the final ingredient that I needed only grew in the light of the new moon, sort of like mistletoe. Anyways, I was faced with another dilemma: How to turn back time in the amount of one half the cycle of the moon. I consulted sages, scientists, and this weird guy that lived next door with his mom even though he was well into his 40's and wore rolled down tube socks, to no avail. At last, I went to the infamous Howstuffworks.com and learned, in the space of a half hour episode of All in the Family, how to construct a basic time machine from the components found in a cash register from the long forgotten chain resturaunt, "Chicken Hut". I rushed to the nearest one, only to be confronted with what could only be the workings of great evil...A master lock. Luckily, I remembered I had Purchased some mini bolt cutters from Harbor Freight earlier that evening, and utilized them to cut through the foul obstruction. I disassembled the register, built the machine, retrieved the Blood Orchid Of the Amazon, and saved my grandmother and norhteast state residence, and perhaps the world. Then I came back and wrote about it. My point, humor isn't all fun and games, and you should be more carefull putting all of that thought into your reviews SmartFeller.
-Dan
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LONGEST REVIEW CHAIN EVAR!!!
Man, I've been laughing so hard I didn't notice my clavicle fell out.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:56:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:48:55 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:24:36 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:44:52 (#)
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I laughed so hard a fire ant came out of my belly button.
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You bastard, when i read this, I was just taking a sip of Hi-C Berry Blue and i spit it all over my laptop.
then I shit a cross legged indian.
------------------------------------
I had a mouthful of a Boston Market microwaveable meal in my mouth when I read this.
There is now a piece of sirloin and half of a buttered egg noodle lodged in my monitor's casing.
And my glass eye fell out
----------------------------------------
I was just checking out some reviews while cleaning off an electrical switch with MF-703 contact cleaner in an aerosol can when i read this. The can had one of those cocktail straws in the nozzle, and I had my phallus in my hand because i was checking out some of TigerLilly's pictures. I spare you the details of what happened next, but will suffice to say that if ForensicGirl did a urinalysis on me right now, she would find traces of Isohexane, and Acetone.
:-(
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I laughed so hard at that review right there it was like back when I was on the USS Abraham Lincoln, I was replacing a circuit card in the CV-2036 Keyset Central Multiplexer when someone flipped the breaker despite my having tagged it "off". AT the time, I was simultaneously scratching my buddies ass for him because he was busy tying a bowling knot in a piece of marlin to decoratively wrap a hatch handle and when the voltage hit me I sqeezed hard enough to take the smallest little piece of buttcheek off while being the first human to ever actually pee and poop at the same time and my other hand lurched driving the circuit card into the housing with enough force to bend the contact pins. Too funny.
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DAMMIT MAN!
I was laughing at this so hard that it reminded me of the time when I was taking a synchronized swimming classes in college, and doing lamaze classes for the future mother of my children. Anyways, it was the first week senior year and the parties were just starting to get into full swing with the last year there. One particular afternoon, I woke up in my bathtub wearing nothing but a sombrero and woolen mittens with my lit professor on top of me...more on that later. Anyways, I jumped out of the tub and had to high tale it to my lamaze classes because I was already 10 minutes late. At least that's what I thought I was late for. I ended up in Synch swimming doing a ballet leg double while practicing my lamaze breathing technique. The result was about the same as when I was laughing at that review.
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That's not uncommon. The same thing happened when I read this as the time I was dared to eat the Nuke Demon Gut Fuck Chainsaw Death wings at Sammys Chicken Shack. First, I took a nibble, and finding nothing wrong, I decided to go for it, whole hog as it were. The heat was unimaginable, and after I started sweating, I began to vomit whole chunks of the beef cubes and snow peas I'd eaten for lunch. The heat grew, eventually leading me to hallucinate that I was Sojournor Truth. I composed a solliliquy and I then passed out, and woke up shitting in an alleyway in the poor section of Calcutta. I ejected one turd the distance of one cubit. Then, a travelling Hindi priest returned me to my homeland and I was nursed back to health by a family of wolverines in the canadian wilderness. What I'm saying here is that your review was a wild ride. I loved it.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreed Anansie.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:47:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Anansie,
Have a nice day cafe is everywhere, it's a corporately owned chain. Calm down.
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I didn't know that. No wonder it sucks gigantic purple hippo nuts.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:54:14 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:30:32 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:24:36 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:44:52 (#)
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I laughed so hard a fire ant came out of my belly button.
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You bastard, when i read this, I was just taking a sip of Hi-C Berry Blue and i spit it all over my laptop.
then I shit a cross legged indian.
------------------------------------
I had a mouthful of a Boston Market microwaveable meal in my mouth when I read this.
There is now a piece of sirloin and half of a buttered egg noodle lodged in my monitor's casing.
And my glass eye fell out
----------------------------------------
I was just checking out some reviews while cleaning off an electrical switch with MF-703 contact cleaner in an aerosol can when i read this. The can had one of those cocktail straws in the nozzle, and I had my phallus in my hand because i was checking out some of TigerLilly's pictures. I spare you the details of what happened next, but will suffice to say that if ForensicGirl did a urinalysis on me right now, she would find traces of Isohexane, and Acetone.
:-(
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I laughed so hard at that review right there it was like back when I was on the USS Abraham Lincoln, I was replacing a circuit card in the CV-2036 Keyset Central Multiplexer when someone flipped the breaker despite my having tagged it "off". AT the time, I was simultaneously scratching my buddies ass for him because he was busy tying a bowling knot in a piece of marlin to decoratively wrap a hatch handle and when the voltage hit me I sqeezed hard enough to take the smallest little piece of buttcheek off while being the first human to ever actually pee and poop at the same time and my other hand lurched driving the circuit card into the housing with enough force to bend the contact pins. Too funny.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:24:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:44:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so hard a fire ant came out of my belly button.
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You bastard, when i read this, I was just taking a sip of Hi-C Berry Blue and i spit it all over my laptop.
then I shit a cross legged indian.
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I had a mouthful of a Boston Market microwaveable meal in my mouth when I read this.
There is now a piece of sirloin and half of a buttered egg noodle lodged in my monitor's casing.
And my glass eye fell out.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:49:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Average Dude, I get it now.
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I still love you, it's OK!
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Average Dude, I get it now.
Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:46:53 EST (#)
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You hang out with giant purple hippo perverts named Henry? I'm glad I don't live in Richmond.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 11:44:52 EST (#)
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I laughed so hard a fire ant came out of my belly button.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anansie,
Have a nice day cafe is everywhere, it's a corporately owned chain. Calm down.
The funny thing is, I started writing this story yesterday before I knew your BF's name!
NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. STAY AWAY FROM MY DOCUMENTS!!11
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So the name "Henry" conjures up gigantic purple humping hippos for you? Were you traumatized as a child?
Did you know there is a club called "Have A Nice Day Cafe" right around the corner from where I live?
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT DAN!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:13:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good. You left us hanging though.
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No, no jolly,
you see, that's what Henry was doing on the dancefloor to make all of the ladies run and scream.
HE WAS TRYING TO GRIND ON THE HONEYS, AND HE'S A HUGE FUCKING PURPLE HIPPO, IT SCARED THEM!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 10:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, nd804.at.hotmail.com
I still haven't received it though.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-01 09:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good. You left us hanging though.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot piss!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ND804.at.hotmail.com right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
The beginning WAS good. But some where after that it just got a little less interesting. Oh yeah, here's my favorite line, "I wanted to love my buddy, but sometimes he just made it so damn hard.". I wanted to make a gay joke but figured it would be a little much. I sent you an email.
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<insert joke incorporating the double entendres of "love my buddy, but sometimes he just made it so damn hard" and "figured it would be a little much. I sent you an email" here>
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When did you send it Wildcat? I didn't get it yet.
OZZY,
That thing is crazy isn't it? I couldn't really think of any other way to work it in to a post.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Story was good, and that purple hippo gif is somewhat hypnotic.
Fuck, I'll probably wake up screaming tonight after dreaming that a gang of randy purple hippos tried to steal my goldfish.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The beginning WAS good. But some where after that it just got a little less interesting. Oh yeah, here's my favorite line, "I wanted to love my buddy, but sometimes he just made it so damn hard.". I wanted to make a gay joke but figured it would be a little much. I sent you an email.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you Berty!
Submitted by Bobbywangstar (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:20:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
the beginning is awkwardly written.
other than that, it's good.
oh yea, and amusing.
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I dunno, I found the beginning rather charming.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inspired by:
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-31 14:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME??!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-01 08:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the beginning is awkwardly written.
other than that, it's good.
oh yea, and amusing.